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“Dee checks to make sure his mic is turned off. ‘It’s not about common sense.â€� Dee surveys the crowd with some pride.

Dum also checks to make sure his mic is off. ‘It’s not about logic or practicality or anything that makes a remote amount of sense.� He sports a wide grin.

‘That’s the whole point of a talent show,â€� says Dee, doing a spin onstage. ‘It’s illogical, chaotic, stupid, and a whole hell of a lot of fun.â€� Dee nods to Dum. ‘It’s what sets us apart from monkeys. What other species puts on talent shows?”
― Susan Ee, End of Days

“A beautiful woman has an unfair advantage when her work, performance, or ability is judged by a straight man. But has an unfair disadvantage when it is judged by an ugly woman.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“One time, in New Orleans at a youth convention for my church, I read out of the phone book during a talent show. I made it all the way to 'J' before people started booing.”
― Travis Jeremiah Dahnke, Write like no one is reading

“Farting is as natural as gas light and should not be frowned upon (unless it's one of those putrid puffs, upon which frown away and immediately seek shelter), or indeed lit (unless we've reached the televised stage of a talent show).”
― Martin Boronte, I Mean It, Daphne!