欧宝娱乐

“When fiction has become reality, life may turn into a fairy tale or a firestorm. Tina, time has come to pull up one鈥檚 socks and start relearning and reassessing living. ("Another empty room")”
― Erik Pevernagie

“Normally, when you challenge the conventional wisdom鈥攖hat the current economic and political system is the only possible one鈥攖he first reaction you are likely to get is a demand for a detailed architectural blueprint of how an alternative system would work, down to the nature of its financial instruments, energy supplies, and policies of sewer maintenance. Next, you are likely to be asked for a detailed program of how this system will be brought into existence. Historically, this is ridiculous. When has social change ever happened according to someone鈥檚 blueprint? It鈥檚 not as if a small circle of visionaries in Renaissance Florence conceived of something they called 鈥渃apitalism,鈥� figured out the details of how the stock exchange and factories would someday work, and then put in place a program to bring their visions into reality. In fact, the idea is so absurd we might well ask ourselves how it ever occurred to us to imagine this is how change happens to begin.”
― David Graeber

“The color of your dress really brings out the extraordinary paleness of your skin tone. Are you unwell? Dying, perhaps?”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“NEWT: What d鈥檡ou think I should say to her, if I see her?
JACOB: Oh, well, it鈥檚 best not to plan these things. You know, you just say whatever comes to you in the moment.
A beat. They walk.
NEWT (reminiscently): She has eyes just like a salamander.
JACOB: Don鈥檛 say that.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald: The Original Screenplay

“But in the years since the neoliberal project really has been stripped down to what was always its essence: not an economic project at all, but a political project, designed to devastate the imagination, and willing 鈥� with it鈥檚 cumbersome securitization and insane military projects 鈥� to destroy the capitalist order itself if that鈥檚 what it took to make it seem inevitable.”
― David Graeber, Revolutions in Reverse: Essays on Politics, Violence, Art, and Imagination

“I鈥檓 sorry. Were you just speaking to me? I apologize most profusely. I was distracted by the size of the sweat stains under your arms. Are you overly warm today? It seems unlikely given the cold, dead heart that surely beats in your chest.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“NEWT: Jacob, she was here. Tina stood here. She has incredibly narrow feet, have you noticed?
JACOB: Can鈥檛 say that I have.”
― J.K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald: The Original Screenplay

“Oh dear gods. I think my underwear just fell off.鈥� 鈥淣icole,鈥� Tina hissed. 鈥淜eep your comments to yourself! Be a respectable fucking lady, for fuck鈥檚 sake!”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“Lady Tina DeSilva. The president of the Ryan Foxheart Fan Club Castle Lockes Chapter. And my most mortal of enemies. 鈥淥h look, everyone. Mervin has arrived and he brought the muffins. If past experiences have any prescience as to what we can expect, then they鈥檙e sure to be as dry as his conversational skills.鈥� She was also sixteen years old. And evil.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“And I鈥檓 a Foxy Lady,鈥� Tina said. 鈥淏ecause of reasons.鈥� She stared at his chest. Everyone understood her reasons. Even me.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“Again? Honestly, do you guys think she鈥檚 hiding in Shakespeare鈥檚 Sonnets?鈥�
- Tina Lewis”
― R.J. Morse

“Just because a man has money it doesn't mean he'll treat you right.”
― Darrell Debrew

“If I was straight and Tina not the bitch from hell, one would assume we were almost flirting. But I was gay and Tina was the bitch from hell. We were not flirting.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“That look isn鈥檛 about secrets,鈥� Tina said. 鈥淗e probably just has gas. Intestinal gas.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“Gross. I just agreed internally with something Tina said. I reminded myself to run tests when I got home to make sure I hadn鈥檛 just been possessed by a demon.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“I was walking home alone from school and I was wearing a dress. A dude drove by and yelled, "Nice tits." Embarrassed and enraged, I screamed after him, "Suck my dick.”
― Tina Fey, Bossypants

“One bright sunny day at a successful Literary Agency鈥�
Literary Agent: 鈥淪o, Tina 鈥� we asked you to try and write a children鈥檚 story鈥︹€�
Tina: 鈥淯h-huh.”
― Christina Engela, Innocent Minds

“Literary Agent: 鈥淚 meant manuscript wise.鈥�
Tina: 鈥淥hh. Um, yes. I鈥檝e brought a few with me, just some rough drafts. (shuffle, shuffle) You might say something of an experiment.”
― Christina Engela, Innocent Minds