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“All I can tell you for certain is that at this very moment I'm speaking to you I could do with a really foul whore 鈥� I'd like her fresh from the seat of a close stool, her arse reeking of shit, and her cunt smelling of fish. Ho there, Th茅r猫se! You whose filthiness dates back to the Flood, you who haven't wiped your arse since you were baptized and you whose vile cunt stinks for ten miles around, bring all that over here, I beg you, and add a turd, too, if you like.”
― The 120 Days of Sodom
― The 120 Days of Sodom
“Everyone goes through enough shit that we all look like turds in the end.”
― 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat
― 94,000 Wasps in a Trench Coat

“The business friend did not recognize the sewerman, which was not surprising as the man's face was no more than a shining turd.”
― 础耻迟辞-诲补-贵茅
― 础耻迟辞-诲补-贵茅

“Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.”
― A Million Doorways
― A Million Doorways
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