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“So if you were dating the UPS guy, he could buy you whatever the hell he wanted. But I cant."well...yes, but I'd never date the UPS guy. Those brown shorts are just not a turn-on for me.”
― Lisa Kleypas, Sugar Daddy

“Star Wars is more likely as "Yup, grown upâ€� I can't watch animations or cartoonsâ€� because in front of others I am going to look as screw upâ€� personâ€�"â€� "That's why I am going to watch Star Warsâ€� it's kinda of animation or cartoon TV Show but for grown ups.”
― Deyth Banger, Jokes From A

“I have a package for somebody named Mrs. Jewls,â€� he said.
“I’ll take it,� said Louis.
“Are you Mrs. Jewls?� asked the man.
“No,� said Louis.
“I have to give it to Mrs. Jewls,� said the man.
Louis thought a moment. He didn’t want the man disturbing the children. He knew how much they hated to be interrupted when they were working.
“I’m Mrs. Jewls,� he said.
“But you just said you weren’t Mrs. Jewls,� said the man.
“I changed my mind,� said Louis.
The man got the package out of the back of the truck and gave it to Louis. “Here you go, Mrs. Jewls,â€� he said.”
― Louis Sachar, Wayside School Is Falling Down