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“You write poetry?" Klaus asked.
He had read a lot about poets but had never met one.
"Just a little bit," Isadora said modestly. "I write poems down in this notebook. It's an interest of mine."
"Sappho!" Sunny shrieked, which meant something like, "I'd be very pleased to hear a poem of yours!”
― Lemony Snicket, The Austere Academy

“Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.”
― Robert A. Heinlein

“Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.”
― Amit Kalantri

“I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.”
― Don Roff

“If you were smart," Genghis said, "you would have borrowed the silverware of one of your friends."
"We never thought of that," Klaus said. When one is forced to tell atrocious lies, one often feels a guilty flutter in one's stomach, and Klaus felt such a flutter now. "You certainly are an intelligent man."
"Not only am I intelligent," Genghis agreed, "but I'm also very smart.”
― Lemony Snicket, The Austere Academy

“Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.”
― Amit Kalantri

“Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.”
― Rucy Ban, All My Life

“Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.”
― Rucy Ban

“The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.”
― Gail Carriger, Soulless

“Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.”
― Scott Lynch, The Republic of Thieves

“I won't be stuck in traffic 'til I see how rugged my path is
And right now I'm loving how fast my troubles are fasting

No they don't bother me oh realizing I'm psychopathic
A wild beast, baby I'm gladly running after
Yes a thing called peace outlasting any madness

The devil fears me oh he's feeling
Like a fragment of a fraction
No he won't come near me
'Cause his hat trick's out of practice”
― Criss Jami, Venus in Arms

“His principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

“It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.”
― Olivia Fuller, Something Wicked

“Can you tell me the difference between a witch and a wizard?

Sure, a wizard is what they call you when they want to hire you, and a witch is what they call you when they're getting ready to run you out of town.”
― Barbara Hambly, The Witches of Wenshar

“Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.”
― Zane Stumpo, Schrodingers Caterpillar

“Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.”
― Jennifer Bernard

“To the issues of friendship, love, business and war, "surprise" is the optimistic solution.”
― Amit Kalantri

“It was your destiny - let us hope it will prove a glorious one.”
― E.D.E.N. Southworth, Capitola's Peril

“Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you.”
― Bobby Darnell

“Un bon mot ne prouve rien.”
― Voltaire

“The culture of the Epic Fail, in its rituals of comic sacrifice, is a culture of sublimated predation.”
― Mark O'Connell, Epic Fail: Bad Art, Viral Fame, and the History of the Worst Thing Ever

“Dedication and enthusiams are the greatest rewards for learning”
― Isabel Ramos

“Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn’t have chosen that name for himself. No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by her name.”
― Rucy Ban, All My Life

“State your point. If the opposite party doesn't agree, state it harder- with a punch.”
― Jennifer Bernard

“Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.”
― Jincy Willett, The Writing Class

“This sentence consists of eleven words, twenty-three syllables and seventy-four letters.”
― Charles Pearson

“Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style.”
― Amit Kalantri

“If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one.”
― Amit Kalantri

“Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you.”
― Ankur Basu Roy

“It ain’t whatcha write, it’s the way atcha write it.”
― ack Kerouac WD