**spoiler alert** 1 Laugh My Fucking Ass Off stars
Ok where to begin with this pile of garbage.....
Let me start off by saying that i am DESPERATE for **spoiler alert** 1 Laugh My Fucking Ass Off stars
Ok where to begin with this pile of garbage.....
Let me start off by saying that i am DESPERATE for a good book. Any book. So when i saw this pop up in my feed i just jumped right in, thinking to myself "how bad could this possibly be." Turns out pretty bad that it gets a prime spot in my 'stupid hall of fame' shelf. Here are my 3 main reasons why this book is a waste of time and money.
1. The hero. He was a literal dumpster fire. This author does not know how to write a bad ass anti-hero to save her life. Just because he drops the f-bomb every other sentence or threatens to shoot people in the face every other page does NOT make someone a bad ass. In fact, i think it does the complete opposite. This dude really thought he was a German Sheppard when in actuality, he came off as a loud and obnoxious Chihuahua. Small dick energy for dayzzzzzz. If you're going to write a main character this horrible, you better have amazing character development and this just did not have that.
And to make his character even worse, he has sex with OW when he feels sexually frustrated over the h. Talk about the least sexy thing a romantic lead can do in a book. ...more
**spoiler alert** Would like to congratulate this book for inspiring a new shelf. *drum roll please*
The "Stupid Hall of Fame" Shelf.
I honestly do not**spoiler alert** Would like to congratulate this book for inspiring a new shelf. *drum roll please*
The "Stupid Hall of Fame" Shelf.
I honestly do not know what to day about this book. It wasnt terrible but I definitely didnt feel happy after reading it. I could write a novel about why im confused but that would just be a waste of time and energy lol.
But if I had to write SOMETHING about this, I think I can describe it as sloppy. -Sloppy as in; insane plot holes and bizarre actions/reactions from the characters. -Sloppy as in; did any other person review this book before it went on sale and did anyone tell the author "hey, um, this makes zero sense." -Sloppy as in; drama for the sake of drama with no real meaning for it.
My main problem was the heroine: Bitch I get it. You were sexually and physically abused when you grew up in the foster care system. She brought it up every chance she could get to make the hero feel like shit and at a certain point she lost my support/sympathy. Her constant tantrums and tunnel vision made her a chore to read. Also including the fact that she... a. Cheats on the hero AT THE VERY END OF THE BOOK b. stabs him in the leg because she was too fucking stupid to be a rational person c. Physically abuses the hero on multiple occasions d. Is a psycho E. Is super gullible, like concerning so. She asks the H random questions to try and prove that he’s the killer, but only wants the answer she wants to hear. For example: Heroine: “do you like basketball?� Hero: “ugh, yeah?� Heroine internally: “omg he likes basketball that MUST mean he’s a killer!� - On another note... why did the author make her clueless on literally everything?!? She didnt know how airplanes or audio books and other every day things worked... I get that she was homeless, but homeless people dont live on another planet. Theyre not Martians and theyre certainly not as clueless as this author was making the homeless out to be. Just seemed in bad taste.
Safety: -Not safe at all. Heroine cheats (sleeps with another man) at the very end of the book. *literally, what was the point of this?!?! See bullet point about drama for the sake of drama* -Rape/abuse of characters in the past. Not too descriptive. -Slight OM/OW drama -Slight seperation -I guess theres push and pull on both sides?
TLDR; If shitty heroines, passive hero's, and truly asinine plots make you angry, then dodge this book like the plague....more
Lovely, the “hero� rapes the heroine and is also a sex trafficker. Just what I want in a hero. I guess I also missed the part in Disney’s Beauty and tLovely, the “hero� rapes the heroine and is also a sex trafficker. Just what I want in a hero. I guess I also missed the part in Disney’s Beauty and the Beast when the beast rapes the heroine in front of his friends. And you guessed it, the heroine can’t control her quivering horny body around the “insanely hot millionaire mob boss.�...more
**spoiler alert** So I have this “morbid curiosity� bookshelf and that goes for the books I know I’ll hate but still have a nagging curiosity about th**spoiler alert** So I have this “morbid curiosity� bookshelf and that goes for the books I know I’ll hate but still have a nagging curiosity about them.
First of all. Th writing is terrible and the authors make out all the women of the world to be sex crazed lunatics. Like I said, I knew going in I wasn’t going to like the premise so I was prepared to leave no rating. The writing and characters are the reason it gets 1 Star.
Second of all. Hero fucks heroines sister and many women after.
Third. The heroine is STILL a fucking virgin somehow. Because she’s still gotta be squeaky clean for the hero that fucks THREE WOMEN A DAY.
Forth: the H and h are secretly together but the H still goes out and has two sex appointments a day while the heroine waits around for him at his apartment.
And last but not least. There was no logic to this plot. If all men suddenly died, women would figure out a way to move on. It’s called sperm banks and artificial insemination. But noooooooo its more “romantic� for the hero to sleep with hundreds upon thousands of women and pick the wallflower virgin h. It just warms my heart.
Someone needs to put this book out of its misery....more
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