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Gone (Gone, #1)
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bookshelves: ugh, young-adult, first-in-series, bad-writing, books-i-reviewed, dumb-characters, gary-stu, omg-the-world-is-ending, die-by-acid, book-meet-flames, why-do-i-do-this-to-myself, books-i-own
Aug 08, 2014
bookshelves: ugh, young-adult, first-in-series, bad-writing, books-i-reviewed, dumb-characters, gary-stu, omg-the-world-is-ending, die-by-acid, book-meet-flames, why-do-i-do-this-to-myself, books-i-own
Stupid book stupid characters. Here's an example:
"You have to boil the water first, then you put the pasta in" Quinn said
"How do you know that" Sam was frowning turning a blue box of rotini pasta trying to find instructions.
"Because I've seen my mom do it, like, a million times. The water has to boil first"
Sam and Quinn starred at the big pot of water on the stove.
"A watched pot never boils," Edilio said
Sam and Quinn both looked away. Edilio laughed. "It's just a saying. It's not actually true."
"I knew that" Sam said. Then he laughed. "I actually didn't know that"
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the saviors of our world! Let's give 'em a round of applause folks. Or not. Sam(short for Samuel I think) is an absolute moron (as seen above) and yet he manages to become the leader of the band ofstupid, numb skulls teenagers. Also he has this weird thing where he's turned on by Astrid's starched white shirt - you know like the kind catholic school girls wear. Just look at it isn't that just sooooo sexy?

14 year old boys are so strange . . .
Overall thee plot and characters are utterly forgettable. The villains are just plain dumb and the "good guys" even more so. So for the love of God don't read this book!!!!
Okay, I'm done now. Full review to come.
"You have to boil the water first, then you put the pasta in" Quinn said
"How do you know that" Sam was frowning turning a blue box of rotini pasta trying to find instructions.
"Because I've seen my mom do it, like, a million times. The water has to boil first"
Sam and Quinn starred at the big pot of water on the stove.
"A watched pot never boils," Edilio said
Sam and Quinn both looked away. Edilio laughed. "It's just a saying. It's not actually true."
"I knew that" Sam said. Then he laughed. "I actually didn't know that"
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the saviors of our world! Let's give 'em a round of applause folks. Or not. Sam(short for Samuel I think) is an absolute moron (as seen above) and yet he manages to become the leader of the band of

14 year old boys are so strange . . .
Overall thee plot and characters are utterly forgettable. The villains are just plain dumb and the "good guys" even more so. So for the love of God don't read this book!!!!
Okay, I'm done now. Full review to come.
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Reading Progress
Finished Reading
August 8, 2014
– Shelved
September 4, 2014
– Shelved as:
ugh
September 4, 2014
– Shelved as:
young-adult
September 10, 2014
– Shelved as:
first-in-series
September 23, 2014
– Shelved as:
bad-writing
September 23, 2014
– Shelved as:
books-i-reviewed
September 23, 2014
– Shelved as:
dumb-characters
September 23, 2014
– Shelved as:
gary-stu
September 23, 2014
– Shelved as:
omg-the-world-is-ending
September 23, 2014
– Shelved as:
die-by-acid
September 23, 2014
– Shelved as:
book-meet-flames
September 23, 2014
– Shelved as:
why-do-i-do-this-to-myself
November 25, 2014
– Shelved as:
books-i-own
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