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Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal
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bookshelves: 2014-reviews, 2014-read, medicine-science, reviewed
Aug 22, 2014
bookshelves: 2014-reviews, 2014-read, medicine-science, reviewed
I've finished the book. I'm left with the feeling that lies somewhere between TMI, an author's perverse, small-boy like joy in slightly shocking the adults by talking about farts and turds, and actually being interested in the transformation from a Michelin chef plate of food into, moments later, a disgusting saliva-covered bolus no one even wants to look at.
The book is punctuated with many small revelations that won't change my life in any way but are good to drop into a conversation for that OMG moment on someone else's face. Like, Elvis Presley died of constipation, the straining of which brought on a fatal heart attack. Poor man had been constipated all his life and never travelled without his Fleet and laxatives. Judy Garland and Lenny Bruce also died on the loo, but more mundanely (for celebrities) of drugs. Catherine the Great also died on the toilet in one version of her final exit. In the other she was crushed by the horse she was shagging. This isn't in the book btw. Just trivia I picked up along the way.
If you prefer to think that all that goes on beneath your skin should remain shrouded in a little mystery and want that aforementioned Michelin chef plate of food to remain in your mind as an artfully-decorated dish of delicate flavours, then don't read the book. Because it's not about the plate of food but the turd that comes out the end incorporating spit, bitter green bile and the slime of mucus and how it got that way. If you don't want to know all about that, then don't read the book. You won't enjoy it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
3.5 stars
The book is punctuated with many small revelations that won't change my life in any way but are good to drop into a conversation for that OMG moment on someone else's face. Like, Elvis Presley died of constipation, the straining of which brought on a fatal heart attack. Poor man had been constipated all his life and never travelled without his Fleet and laxatives. Judy Garland and Lenny Bruce also died on the loo, but more mundanely (for celebrities) of drugs. Catherine the Great also died on the toilet in one version of her final exit. In the other she was crushed by the horse she was shagging. This isn't in the book btw. Just trivia I picked up along the way.
If you prefer to think that all that goes on beneath your skin should remain shrouded in a little mystery and want that aforementioned Michelin chef plate of food to remain in your mind as an artfully-decorated dish of delicate flavours, then don't read the book. Because it's not about the plate of food but the turd that comes out the end incorporating spit, bitter green bile and the slime of mucus and how it got that way. If you don't want to know all about that, then don't read the book. You won't enjoy it. Don't say I didn't warn you.
3.5 stars
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August 22, 2014
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August 22, 2014
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August 28, 2014
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August 28, 2014
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August 28, 2014
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August 29, 2014
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May 5, 2015
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Yes she did. At length. Rather longer than was necessary I thought.


Truthful telling or not, it was an important milestone in understanding digestion.




I'm surprised that you hadn't heard of Elvis' end before though!
Geez...I think I'd rather stick with an image of artfully decorated dishes of food. Oh yes...I have been warned for sure! Thanks Petra.

I'm not changing my view on this. It's too good a story. Besides you don't know for sure that she didn't take the equine stimulation further. Elvis, well I was never really interested in him until I heard A Little less Conversation - Elvis Presley VS JXL.

Will skip it! Changed enough diapers years back...

Don't be tempted to read Grunt: The Curious Science of Humans at War then. It's full of runny poo.

"Cut a porthole in your abdomen and fix in some plexiglass (this happens to cows apparently, so they can study the transmission of grass to cowpat). "
Yup. My Dad did this for beef cattle research. The window leaked a bit. It was pretty gross.

Yup. My Dad did this for beef cattle ..."
That's disgusting.
