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Animal Farm by George Orwell
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The only good pig is a dead pig.

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Yeah, yeah, everyone claims Orwell wrote this as about the Russian Revolution, Stalin, and the rise of Communism.
Pshttt. Whatever.
You know what I think he was really saying?
Beware the Other White Meat!
Ok, maybe not.

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Look, I know what you're thinking, That pig looks adorable!, but the next thing you know, that piggy is all grown up and stealing your cookies!

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And you'll let it steal your cookies because Mr. Pig has convinced you that giving up your cookies every day was a part of the original agreement! Besides, what do you know, you're just a stupid sheep...

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Plus, it's just a cookie, where's the harm?
Not to mention, the last guy who complained about giving up his cookie ended up mauled by that dog. Probably just a coincidence, though.
Right?

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But it's ok because pigs are smart. That's what everyone says, right? Smarter than you are, at any rate. And if the pig says it's ok, then it's ok.
I mean look at it! It couldn't possibly have anything but your best interests at heart!

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Alright, I'm outta pig gifs.
So, I thought this was a pretty cool book. Sure, it's supposed to be about Russia, but it could just as easily be about the working class in my country.
Bottom line?
We need to stop listening to the spin doctors on the boob tube and start thinking for ourselves. Question everything, especially the things we think we know are true. It might be a good idea to teach our kids that it's ok to not blindly believe everything we tell them, too. Besides, if we're right, then our ideals can stand up to the scrutiny of children. Otherwise, we risk raising a generation of idiots.
Oh! I found one more pig gif!

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September 28, 2015 – Started Reading
September 28, 2015 – Shelved
October 2, 2015 – Finished Reading

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Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* Excellent review, Anne!

It desperately makes me want bacon (which I can't eat because I'm Muslim it disagrees with my stomach.)


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Jeff Hilarious review, Anne, you swine!


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Viking Jam Where's the Babe GIF? I love Babe......


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˛T Ugh diet destroyed, must get me some bacon.

Great review Anne :D


Tadiana ✩Night Owl☽ Love it, Anne! More animal gifs!

It's interesting to think about how Orwell might write this book differently if he were writing it today. The problems are a little different on the surface, but pretty much the same underneath. Which is kind of the same as the point you make in your last paragraph.


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Sam Quixote "boob tube", haha, ok grandma.


Anne Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "Excellent review, Anne!

It desperately makes me want bacon (which I can't eat because I'm Muslim it disagrees with my stomach.)"


I love bacon, it just makes me fat and gassy. :(


Anne Tash wrote: "Ugh diet destroyed, must get me some bacon.
Great review Anne :D"


My diet is hanging by a thread, too. Screw it. I'm eating cookies tonight!

Koeur wrote: "Where's the Babe GIF? I love Babe......"
I couldn't find very many good Babe gifs! I swear I looked!

Jeff wrote: "Hilarious review, Anne, you swine!"

Har. Har. Har. ;)


Anne Tadiana � Night Owl� wrote: "Love it, Anne! More animal gifs!

It's interesting to think about how Orwell might write this book differently if he were writing it today. The problems are a little different on the surface, but p..."


I think it would have been different, but exactly the same. I don't think people have fundamentally changed much. We're still led around too easily.


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Anne Brea wrote: "Wonderful review!
The Geico pig gif made this post :D He's just so stinkin' cute!"


I know, right! I kinda want to get the kids a pet pig now.


Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* Anne wrote: "Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "Excellent review, Anne!

It desperately makes me want bacon (which I can't eat because I'm Muslim it disagrees with my stomach.)"

I love ba..."


It makes me feel like I'm dying inside, but sometimes I eat it anyways lol


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Anne Sam wrote: ""boob tube", haha, ok grandma."

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Lazybee I read it too.


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Anne Lazybee wrote: "I read it too."

I think listening to the audiobook helped me with this one. The guy who read it was fantastic! I didn't mention it in my review, because I couldn't find the one I read listed.


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Anne Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "It makes me feel like I'm dying inside, but sometimes I eat it anyways lol"

Yep. I don't like the way I feel afterward, but I love the delicious crunch...
I saw that someone has named their pet pig Chris P. Bacon somewhere the other day. I'm gonna steal that name, I think.


Trish Great. Now I want bacon. Arg!


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I'm actually not sure if that looks delicious, or too greasy. Still...BACON!


Trish Stop it, I'm HUNGRYYY!



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Anne Ha! I peed myself a little.


Trish Then my work here is done for the day. xD


Alissa Patrick Great review!!!!! I love the bacon porn




Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* Trish wrote: "Stop it, I'm HUNGRYYY!
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I LOVE this meme.

*grumbles* Now I want bacon :(


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Anne Alissa wrote: "Great review!!!!! I love the bacon porn

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Ok, I'm so pathetic that I'm stopping at the store on the way home from picking up the boys. Making cheese fries with BACON tonight.
*snarf*


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Licha Some bacon and cheese. Ummm, yum.


Trish Fries with cheese?! You're kidding right?!


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Licha Anne, I'm coming over for dinner.


message 28: by Paul (new) - rated it 5 stars

Paul This review and the comments have made me realise I didn't enjoy my dinner that much. Sorry haddock with cauliflower and spring onions, but you're just not in the same league as cheesy chips! (That's British chips, which are fries, not US chips, which are crisps. I love them all whatever they're called.)


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Dan I took this out from the library one time and tried to read it. I think I only got 2-3 pages in and I was like "FUCK this". I couldn't get past or take serious the fact that it is a book about a serious subject played out with talking animals. I'm not a 5yrs old...this shit doen't appeal to me.


Trish Dan wrote: "I took this out from the library one time and tried to read it. I think I only got 2-3 pages in and I was like "FUCK this". I couldn't get past or take serious the fact that it is a book about a se..."

Well excuse me but talking animals are real! Just ask my cat. xD



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Paul Dan wrote: "I took this out from the library one time and tried to read it. I think I only got 2-3 pages in and I was like "FUCK this". I couldn't get past or take serious the fact that it is a book about a se..."

In that case, I'd avoid 'Maus' if I were you.


Jess ❈Harbinger of Blood-Soaked Rainbows❈ I love this review. I need to tread this. It has been several several years since I've read it.


message 33: by Anne (new) - rated it 4 stars

Anne Trish wrote: "Fries with cheese?! You're kidding right?!"

Is this not done in Germany? Fry up the potatoes, then melt shredded cheese over them in the oven! Try it, you'll like it...
*peer pressure across the ocean*


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Anne Licha wrote: "Anne, I'm coming over for dinner."

Come on, girl! It's Friday! Pizza rolls & cheese fries, baby!


Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* Anne wrote: "Trish wrote: "Fries with cheese?! You're kidding right?!"

Is this not done in Germany? Fry up the potatoes, then melt shredded cheese over them in the oven! Try it, you'll like it...
*peer pressur..."


Like a less nasty version of poutine??? I've never had this, either.


message 36: by Anne (new) - rated it 4 stars

Anne Paul wrote: "This review and the comments have made me realise I didn't enjoy my dinner that much. Sorry haddock with cauliflower and spring onions, but you're just not in the same league as cheesy chips! (That..."

Yes, call it what you will chips/crisps & chips/fries are both de-licious! Although, you probably won't be sitting up with heartburn tonight like I will...


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Anne Dan wrote: "I took this out from the library one time and tried to read it. I think I only got 2-3 pages in and I was like "FUCK this". I couldn't get past or take serious the fact that it is a book about a se..."

I've been using audio books for the stuff that I have a hard time wanting to read. I stick the ear buds in & listen when I exercise, because no matter how annoying the book is, the lady on my exercise video voice is worse. Ta-da!


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Anne Jess ❈Harbinger of Blood-Soaked Rainbows� wrote: "I love this review. I need to tread this. It has been several several years since I've read it."

This was my first time, and it was pretty good. I never would have picked it, but it was so short (4 hrs!) that I couldn't resist.


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Anne Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "Anne wrote: "Trish wrote: "Fries with cheese?! You're kidding right?!"

Is this not done in Germany? Fry up the potatoes, then melt shredded cheese over them in the oven! Try it, you'll like it...
..."


WHAT?! Are you even serious???? Cheese fries!
CHEESE FRIES!!!!!


Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* I understand the two components, I've just never combined them. Other than in poutine which I find revolting.


message 41: by Anne (new) - rated it 4 stars

Anne What is poutine? Sounds like something you put on a cut.


message 43: by Anne (new) - rated it 4 stars

Anne Ewwwww.
Ok, if you take crispy French fries, melt cheese on them, and sprinkle with bacon...Ranch dressing is sometimes a dipping sauce. Yuuuum.
Lots of places serve it as an appetizer.

I also put brown gravy & mushrooms over French fries. Again, yuuuuuum.


Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* I have a thing about soggy looking food.... poutine is revolting to me, I tried to eat some once and I almost gagged.

I am the same way about dumplings and other soggy foods. Just a weird little quirk you didn't need to know.

Melted cheese on crispy fries sounds good, though :)


message 45: by Anne (new) - rated it 4 stars

Anne Yes! They need to be super crunchy (not burnt!) for it to work right. AND you gotta eat it asap! This isn't something that tastes good after 45 minutes.

Yogurt is my gag-reflex food. Ugh. Hate it! I only eat it to keep my lady parts in working order. Like medicine, I gulp it down as quickly as I can. In a perverse twist of fate, Hubs loves the stuff.


Karlyflower *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* I'm thinking nachos timeframe here, am I right??

Also, that's pretty funny. I'm still delighted that CQ hates olives almost as much as I do so I never have to deal with olive-breath kisses *bleh*


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Licha Poutine sounds...just like it sounds. Gag! What and where would you get cheese curds, cause I love cheese, but I'm not sure about curds. Curds. The name itself is off-putting.


Trish Anne wrote: "Trish wrote: "Fries with cheese?! You're kidding right?!"

Is this not done in Germany? Fry up the potatoes, then melt shredded cheese over them in the oven! Try it, you'll like it...
*peer pressur..."


Nope, not here. Never heard of it. I think my heart just gave out just from hearing it.


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Anne Karly *The Vampire Ninja & Luminescent Monster* wrote: "I'm thinking nachos timeframe here, am I right??

Also, that's pretty funny. I'm still delighted that CQ hates olives almost as much as I do so I never have to deal with olive-breath kisses *bleh*"


Yep, nacho time frame!
And wtf do you have against OLIVES, you nutter?! They're a delicious addition to any salad, and I eat them daily! I have to have black olives! OMG! With feta cheese?!
*drools*
Come on! You're killing me, Karly!!!!!


message 50: by Anne (new) - rated it 4 stars

Anne Licha wrote: "Poutine sounds...just like it sounds. Gag! What and where would you get cheese curds, cause I love cheese, but I'm not sure about curds. Curds. The name itself is off-putting."

You summed up my thoughts nicely. I've never seen 'curd' sold in a store. How do you get curd?
*shudder*


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