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Animal Farm
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The only good pig is a dead pig.

Yeah, yeah, everyone claims Orwell wrote this as about the Russian Revolution, Stalin, and the rise of Communism.
Pshttt. Whatever.
You know what I think he was really saying?
Beware the Other White Meat!
Ok, maybe not.

Look, I know what you're thinking, That pig looks adorable!, but the next thing you know, that piggy is all grown up and stealing your cookies!

And you'll let it steal your cookies because Mr. Pig has convinced you that giving up your cookies every day was a part of the original agreement! Besides, what do you know, you're just a stupid sheep...

Plus, it's just a cookie, where's the harm?
Not to mention, the last guy who complained about giving up his cookie ended up mauled by that dog. Probably just a coincidence, though.
Right?

But it's ok because pigs are smart. That's what everyone says, right? Smarter than you are, at any rate. And if the pig says it's ok, then it's ok.
I mean look at it! It couldn't possibly have anything but your best interests at heart!

Alright, I'm outta pig gifs.
So, I thought this was a pretty cool book. Sure, it's supposed to be about Russia, but it could just as easily be about the working class in my country.
Bottom line?
We need to stop listening to the spin doctors on the boob tube and start thinking for ourselves. Question everything, especially the things we think we know are true. It might be a good idea to teach our kids that it's ok to not blindly believe everything we tell them, too. Besides, if we're right, then our ideals can stand up to the scrutiny of children. Otherwise, we risk raising a generation of idiots.
Oh! I found one more pig gif!

Yeah, yeah, everyone claims Orwell wrote this as about the Russian Revolution, Stalin, and the rise of Communism.
Pshttt. Whatever.
You know what I think he was really saying?
Beware the Other White Meat!
Ok, maybe not.

Look, I know what you're thinking, That pig looks adorable!, but the next thing you know, that piggy is all grown up and stealing your cookies!

And you'll let it steal your cookies because Mr. Pig has convinced you that giving up your cookies every day was a part of the original agreement! Besides, what do you know, you're just a stupid sheep...

Plus, it's just a cookie, where's the harm?
Not to mention, the last guy who complained about giving up his cookie ended up mauled by that dog. Probably just a coincidence, though.
Right?

But it's ok because pigs are smart. That's what everyone says, right? Smarter than you are, at any rate. And if the pig says it's ok, then it's ok.
I mean look at it! It couldn't possibly have anything but your best interests at heart!

Alright, I'm outta pig gifs.
So, I thought this was a pretty cool book. Sure, it's supposed to be about Russia, but it could just as easily be about the working class in my country.
Bottom line?
We need to stop listening to the spin doctors on the boob tube and start thinking for ourselves. Question everything, especially the things we think we know are true. It might be a good idea to teach our kids that it's ok to not blindly believe everything we tell them, too. Besides, if we're right, then our ideals can stand up to the scrutiny of children. Otherwise, we risk raising a generation of idiots.
Oh! I found one more pig gif!

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It's interesting to think about how Orwell might write this book differently if he were writing it today. The problems are a little different on the surface, but pretty much the same underneath. Which is kind of the same as the point you make in your last paragraph.

It desperately makes me want bacon (which I can't eat because I'm Muslim it disagrees with my stomach.)"
I love bacon, it just makes me fat and gassy. :(

Great review Anne :D"
My diet is hanging by a thread, too. Screw it. I'm eating cookies tonight!
Koeur wrote: "Where's the Babe GIF? I love Babe......"
I couldn't find very many good Babe gifs! I swear I looked!
Jeff wrote: "Hilarious review, Anne, you swine!"
Har. Har. Har. ;)

It's interesting to think about how Orwell might write this book differently if he were writing it today. The problems are a little different on the surface, but p..."
I think it would have been different, but exactly the same. I don't think people have fundamentally changed much. We're still led around too easily.

The Geico pig gif made this post :D He's just so stinkin' cute!"
I know, right! I kinda want to get the kids a pet pig now.
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It desperately makes me want bacon (which I can't eat because I'm Muslim it disagrees with my stomach.)"
I love ba..."
It makes me feel like I'm dying inside, but sometimes I eat it anyways lol

I think listening to the audiobook helped me with this one. The guy who read it was fantastic! I didn't mention it in my review, because I couldn't find the one I read listed.

Yep. I don't like the way I feel afterward, but I love the delicious crunch...
I saw that someone has named their pet pig Chris P. Bacon somewhere the other day. I'm gonna steal that name, I think.
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Ok, I'm so pathetic that I'm stopping at the store on the way home from picking up the boys. Making cheese fries with BACON tonight.
*snarf*



Well excuse me but talking animals are real! Just ask my cat. xD

In that case, I'd avoid 'Maus' if I were you.

Is this not done in Germany? Fry up the potatoes, then melt shredded cheese over them in the oven! Try it, you'll like it...
*peer pressure across the ocean*

Come on, girl! It's Friday! Pizza rolls & cheese fries, baby!
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Is this not done in Germany? Fry up the potatoes, then melt shredded cheese over them in the oven! Try it, you'll like it...
*peer pressur..."
Like a less nasty version of poutine??? I've never had this, either.

Yes, call it what you will chips/crisps & chips/fries are both de-licious! Although, you probably won't be sitting up with heartburn tonight like I will...

I've been using audio books for the stuff that I have a hard time wanting to read. I stick the ear buds in & listen when I exercise, because no matter how annoying the book is, the lady on my exercise video voice is worse. Ta-da!

This was my first time, and it was pretty good. I never would have picked it, but it was so short (4 hrs!) that I couldn't resist.

Is this not done in Germany? Fry up the potatoes, then melt shredded cheese over them in the oven! Try it, you'll like it...
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WHAT?! Are you even serious???? Cheese fries!
CHEESE FRIES!!!!!
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Ok, if you take crispy French fries, melt cheese on them, and sprinkle with bacon...Ranch dressing is sometimes a dipping sauce. Yuuuum.
Lots of places serve it as an appetizer.
I also put brown gravy & mushrooms over French fries. Again, yuuuuuum.
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I am the same way about dumplings and other soggy foods. Just a weird little quirk you didn't need to know.
Melted cheese on crispy fries sounds good, though :)

Yogurt is my gag-reflex food. Ugh. Hate it! I only eat it to keep my lady parts in working order. Like medicine, I gulp it down as quickly as I can. In a perverse twist of fate, Hubs loves the stuff.
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Also, that's pretty funny. I'm still delighted that CQ hates olives almost as much as I do so I never have to deal with olive-breath kisses *bleh*


Is this not done in Germany? Fry up the potatoes, then melt shredded cheese over them in the oven! Try it, you'll like it...
*peer pressur..."
Nope, not here. Never heard of it. I think my heart just gave out just from hearing it.

Also, that's pretty funny. I'm still delighted that CQ hates olives almost as much as I do so I never have to deal with olive-breath kisses *bleh*"
Yep, nacho time frame!
And wtf do you have against OLIVES, you nutter?! They're a delicious addition to any salad, and I eat them daily! I have to have black olives! OMG! With feta cheese?!
*drools*
Come on! You're killing me, Karly!!!!!
It desperately makes me want bacon (which I can't eat because
I'm Muslimit disagrees with my stomach.)