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Heartless by Marissa Meyer
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bookshelves: young-adult, fairy-tales, arc, 2016

“These things do not happen in dreams, dear girl,� he said, vanishing up to his neck. “They happen only in nightmares.�
His head spiralled and he was gone.

This was so good. Meyer's writing and stories just seem to keep improving, and her latest foray into the world of Alice in Wonderland was exactly the right combination of prophecy, romance, Victorian-style female repression, and weirdness. It was unputdownable.

Also: I really really want macarons right now.


I mentioned this before, but I'm starting to understand why I enjoy Meyer's retellings so much. She gets the balance just right. Her fairy tales contain characters and references that make them instantly recognizable (the phrase "fairy tale retelling" isn't just thrown around as a marketing tool). Without having to be told, anyone could read this book and understand where it gets its inspiration. However, that's also just what it is - more inspiration than retelling.

This book can be enjoyed whether you like the original or not. It stands on its own with a full cast of strong characters, and its own unique plot that doesn't just feel like the same old story told with some modern slang thrown in. It's perfectly weird without being too weird (to be honest, the original gives me a fond nostalgic feeling, but it's a bit too nonsensical for me).

Heartless is about Catherine - daughter of a Marquess, talented baker, and likely future bride to the King of Hearts.
“You’re the daughter of a marquess. Look around. Look at the things you have, the life you’re accustomed to. You don’t know what it’s like to work every day so you can feed yourself and keep a roof over your head. You don’t know what it’s like to be poor. To be a servant.�

The story propels itself forward on feelings of anger and frustration. All Cath wants is to open a bakery and unleash her goodies on the world (just a warning - this is not a good book for dieters!), but the expectations placed upon her as a woman won't allow it. The stifling nature of this world is palpable and infuriating, making you turn the pages in angry desperation.

Not only does Cath not want to be a court lady, but her heart most definitely does not belong to the insipid King of Hearts. With a sexist society to raise your blood pressure and a forbidden love story to make your heart beat faster, just throw a murderous Jabberwock in and it's easy to see how the pages start to fly by. But if this seems a little tame to you after all the craziness of The Lunar Chronicles - have no fear! Madness and nastiness are just around the corner.

Meyer knows just how to tick all our boxes. Heartless is a nasty, evil book, but we also have the hilarious Cheshire, the sexy Joker, the yummy food, controlling parents, and strange riddles. The ending is perfect, but it makes me sad that this is just a standalone. Not that it feels unfinished... just that all great books leave us wanting more, you know?

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Reading Progress

February 16, 2016 – Shelved
May 17, 2016 – Started Reading
May 19, 2016 – Finished Reading

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Erin Soooo jealous.


☆Sٱ󲹲Ծ☆ I'm so glad that I follow you so that I can know about the books beforehand...I see how many friends you have so I know you must get inundated with people commenting, but I will say that you're an excellent reviewer, and if anyone should have the opportunity to read this ARC it should be you. :)


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Cande OH MY GOD! You're reading it! I'm so excited for this book. Enjoy!


ٰԲˡĢĢ Yum banana and nutella! Enjoy!


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b Extremely jealous ahhhhhh


Zaria Really jealous!


Kasper You're so lucky!


Maggie Gordon OMG, you have an ARC? So lucky!


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Rachel Jealous!!!!!


Madi ~☆TheBookNerdDiaries☆~ IM SO JEALOUS


Ayesha I'm so jealous! how do you receive so many books, Emily? you're so lucky!:)


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Luke Taylor A BOOK AND NUTELLA. A BALANCED DIET.


Brittany (Hiatus-On/Off) Yum! Enjoy! Both the book and food! Oh, I think apple and Nutella is also good! :D


Emily May Luke wrote: "A BOOK AND NUTELLA. A BALANCED DIET."

You forgot the banana! One of my five a day right there! And Nutella is basically nuts, right? Omega-3, Vitamin E, right??


Emily May Ayesha wrote: "I'm so jealous! how do you receive so many books, Emily? you're so lucky!:)"

I harass them until they give in XD

Not really, but I'm super excited by this - I actually rarely get physical ARCs!


Emily May Brittany wrote: "Yum! Enjoy! Both the book and food! Oh, I think apple and Nutella is also good! :D"

Me too! And strawberries. Mmmm. Oh okay, I like most things with Nutella ^_^


message 17: by Kari (new) - rated it 5 stars

Kari VERY JEALOUS! Enjoy...and keep us posted!!


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Luke Taylor Emily May wrote: "Luke wrote: "A BOOK AND NUTELLA. A BALANCED DIET."

You forgot the banana! One of my five a day right there! And Nutella is basically nuts, right? Omega-3, Vitamin E, right??"


You're so right, Em! My Scottish grandad worked till he was 85 and he only had 1 banana every morning!!!


Bibliophilic Emily Very excited for this! And your thoughts. I love Alice in Wonderland-esque books. :)


Johanna You are absolutely lucky! I have been dying to read this book, so I can't wait to see what you have to say about it. Hopefully some good things! :)


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Jena Jealous! Can't wait for your review. Fingers tightly crossed it's good!


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I hope you enjoy the book!


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Emma Oooh!! I'm so jealous about that entire setup, including the food and book mark ;) I really, really hope it's good.


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Elmer Bananas and Nutella? Oh my gods. Sounds so yummy right now.


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circexin omg looking forward to your review!!!!


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Luke Taylor description


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amina said Emily does it have that box where it says "open me"? Does it come with the book? I hope you enjoyed, I'm really excited for this book


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Swan waiting to see what you think!


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Shahad takleef OMG , heartless !
i feel jealous *pouts* ! i so want to read this book and i would absolutely want to know what you think about it afterwards ..
enjoy ! <3


Fatima Awesome! I hope you enjoy reading this book!


alexis DAMNNN. Is this a book where the evil queen was once innocent and in love with Joker?! Evil Queen with Joker?! And strategic marriage with The King?! I NEED THIS IN LIFE PLEASE BE GOOD ;;;;;


Nicko Mocanu (Elril Moonweaver) Fun fact: Dipping a banana in a nutella is a euphemism for... happy practices down under.


Emily May Nicoleta wrote: "Fun fact: Dipping a banana in a nutella is a euphemism for... happy practices down under."

This only counts if it is a whole banana XD And dipping a whole banana in anything is a euphemism, lol


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Luke Taylor Emily May wrote: "Nicoleta wrote: "Fun fact: Dipping a banana in a nutella is a euphemism for... happy practices down under."

This only counts if it is a whole banana XD And dipping a whole banana in anything is a ..."


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Ronyell Awesome! Another fairy tale book from Marissa Meyer! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on this!


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Is that whipped cream next to the banana? Yummy


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Kylara Jensen I hope you like it!


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Rachel Did you get an arc of it?


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;3 *faints unceremoniously*


Michelle Mcconnell So jealous, can not wait to see your review. Hope the book is as good as I am thinking


Weronika Zimna AHHH, SO JEALOUS!


julia ☆ [owls reads] I was excited about this before, but now I'm like 100% more excited :D


Fafa's Book Corner I'm happy you liked it!

Great review :)


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Shelby Yay! I'm so glad this was an enjoyable read for you. I was a bit disappoonted by Winter, so I'm excited that Heartless sounds so engrossing :)


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Julia Brühl I'm so excited!!


Diane I'm so glad you thought this was good! I've been looking forward to it and loved TLC, but you still never know. Encouraging. :)


Chayah B I need this book immediately


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Karen Would you recommend reading Alice in Wonderland before diving into this book?


Emily May Aida wrote: "YEEES! I was so worried! I'm so happy right now...actually I'm sad, November is so far away. Just one question: Do we have more strong female character like in TLC series or is it just Cath?"

Yes. Her maid and friend Mary Ann is a strong character. Her mother is spirited too, though not in a likable way. There are others, but I don't want to get into spoiler territory :)


Emily May Karen wrote: "Would you recommend reading Alice in Wonderland before diving into this book?"

There's really no need, if you ask me. Maybe if you want to understand how the riddles appear in the original, then you would, but it's not necessary.


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