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The Holy Bible: King James Version
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I usually like historical fiction, but this particular example has been so mitigated by the poorly-hidden didactic tautology of its too-many-cooks legion of anonymous authors and editors that it was rather difficult to enjoy. It also fell into a similar trap to the somewhat similar 'Da Vinci Code', in that it utilized a lot of poorly-researched materials and claimed them as fact.
A lot of the data matched up poorly with other historical accounts, especially when it came to numerical data. It seems that the authors of this book had a need for an epic beyond epics, and several bodycounts beyond the capability of a pre-modern war.
There was also a problem with the moral and ethical position presented by the book. Normally, I'm not one to nit-pick about such things, since the exploration of ethicism is an important and interesting philosophical task; but, again, this book went in so many different directions with it that it was difficult to keep up. Though the intermittent noir-ish first-person narrative made a lot of moral claims about peace and justice and acceptance, the actual actions depicted by the self-same 'protagonist' were often in complete contrast, such as when he killed all the people in the world except one family.
In fact, the entire book seemed to be filled with sensationalist violence, sex, and incest. It's surprising that I haven't heard more crimes blamed on this book, which often orders the reader to kill people by throwing stones at them (I've heard the sequel, the Qur'an, is even worse).
Eventually, I began to suspect that the book was some sort of in-joke. I think that when all of the editors and writers saw what the other ones were writing, they decided to take their names off the book. Eventually, I guess they just decided to pull a sort of ultimate 'Alan Smithee'; but of course, once all culpability is gone, I think a lot of the authors lost their will to make this into a good book, and so it just got published 'as is'.
I know there are a lot of fans of this book, which makes sense, I guess, since it is really a lot like that Da Vinci Code book, which was also a bestseller. It is pretty fantastical and has a lot of really strong characters, like Jesus (though he's a bit of a Mary-Sue, isn't he?) and Onan. One of the main reasons I read it was because there's this really awesome Fanfic this guy Milton wrote about it, and apparently a lot of other authors were inspired by it, but I have to admit, this is one case where the Fanfic is a lot better than the original.
I guess it's like how sometimes, the first example of a genre ends up not really fitting because it feels so unsophisticated and erratic. I know that it can take a long time to try to get these ideas down pat. Maybe someone will rewrite it someday and try to get it to make some sense. Then again, it wasn't that great in the first place.
There was some really great writing in the book, though. Some of the poetic statements were really cool, like 'do unto others' or 'through a glass darkly', but I heard that those parts were stolen from Shakespeare, who stole them from Kyd, so I'm not really sure what to believe.
I think this is one of those cases where the controversy surrounding the book really trumps the book itself, like 'The Catcher in the Rye' or 'Gigli'. In fact, the Bible is a lot like Gigli.
A lot of the data matched up poorly with other historical accounts, especially when it came to numerical data. It seems that the authors of this book had a need for an epic beyond epics, and several bodycounts beyond the capability of a pre-modern war.
There was also a problem with the moral and ethical position presented by the book. Normally, I'm not one to nit-pick about such things, since the exploration of ethicism is an important and interesting philosophical task; but, again, this book went in so many different directions with it that it was difficult to keep up. Though the intermittent noir-ish first-person narrative made a lot of moral claims about peace and justice and acceptance, the actual actions depicted by the self-same 'protagonist' were often in complete contrast, such as when he killed all the people in the world except one family.
In fact, the entire book seemed to be filled with sensationalist violence, sex, and incest. It's surprising that I haven't heard more crimes blamed on this book, which often orders the reader to kill people by throwing stones at them (I've heard the sequel, the Qur'an, is even worse).
Eventually, I began to suspect that the book was some sort of in-joke. I think that when all of the editors and writers saw what the other ones were writing, they decided to take their names off the book. Eventually, I guess they just decided to pull a sort of ultimate 'Alan Smithee'; but of course, once all culpability is gone, I think a lot of the authors lost their will to make this into a good book, and so it just got published 'as is'.
I know there are a lot of fans of this book, which makes sense, I guess, since it is really a lot like that Da Vinci Code book, which was also a bestseller. It is pretty fantastical and has a lot of really strong characters, like Jesus (though he's a bit of a Mary-Sue, isn't he?) and Onan. One of the main reasons I read it was because there's this really awesome Fanfic this guy Milton wrote about it, and apparently a lot of other authors were inspired by it, but I have to admit, this is one case where the Fanfic is a lot better than the original.
I guess it's like how sometimes, the first example of a genre ends up not really fitting because it feels so unsophisticated and erratic. I know that it can take a long time to try to get these ideas down pat. Maybe someone will rewrite it someday and try to get it to make some sense. Then again, it wasn't that great in the first place.
There was some really great writing in the book, though. Some of the poetic statements were really cool, like 'do unto others' or 'through a glass darkly', but I heard that those parts were stolen from Shakespeare, who stole them from Kyd, so I'm not really sure what to believe.
I think this is one of those cases where the controversy surrounding the book really trumps the book itself, like 'The Catcher in the Rye' or 'Gigli'. In fact, the Bible is a lot like Gigli.
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The question of why its sense of history is hard to believe is mostly because it doesn't match up well with other accounts and that biblical scholars believe it was written much later than the events themselves.. There are not many other accounts, so it is hard to make a complete argument. However, there are fewer conflicting accounts with Homer's Iliad than there are with the Bible.
If I must ask why not believe the Bible's account, I also must ask why not to believe the Iliad's. The same argument placed on both could make me believe that Jesus is real or that Ares is real. I could also decide that both of them are probably (if not definitively) inaccurate in many parts of their stories.
The King James Bible was the first major translation to the English language, and was done during Shakespeare's lifetime. There is some conjecture that he worked on the translation, and that this is why it has some beautiful passages. The reference to Kyd is a tongue-in-cheek refutation of the fact that this statement is based purely on a vague possibility. This entire statement then becomes a sarcastic joke that I won't believe the unprovable theories Bible, but that I could easily fall to the unprovable theories of literary scholars. Never hurts to take one's self a bit lightly.
Also, Biblical Scholars, who are, by an large, religious men, do analyze the Bible using literary means. Do you really think that any authors coming out of the written tradition will fail to use the tools of their trade? The Bible is full of metaphors and references to other works and events.
Even if god himself is the author, do you think he would not use the tools of mankind to communicate with us? Do you take all biblical passages literally? Do you refuse to eat figs because Jesus cursed a fig tree? Why have you not insisted upon being stoned to death for disobeying the wishes of your parents?

The reason more people believe the accounts of the bible is because Jesus has shown himself to those people through growth and understanding. I hate to bring up an argument on this, but what the bible promises, is usually what happens.
1. In Isiah, the messiah is predicted, and it came.
2. Isiah and 3 of the last 5 books of the old testament tell of the story of how Israel will become a nation again. It did.
3. Zechariah 13: 7-9 tells how 2/3 of the Jews will be seperated from the flock, and destroyed, but 1/3 will remain. From what I've heard, 6 Million Jews were extinguished in the holocaust, and 9 Mill Jews had lived in total. This, of course, is only speculation if you want to relate this to the holocaust or not.
4. Enter "The Real Mount Sinai" on google, and read up on how the story of Moses and the Mount are retold through history.

Looking at cases of 'cold reading', where a person draws information out of a person and then repeats that information back in a way which indicates psychic ability shows that human beings will create false patterns based upon expectation. Prophecy is the same pointless pattern recognition. If you give enough time, and prediction will eventually find a situation to match it.
People who use book cyphers to find secret messages rely on the fact that, statistically, the random will produce recognizable patterns and coincidences. People do not understand that, in statistics, coincidences are natural. Give enough instances, and there will be a coincidence.
Think of a one-in-a-million event. There are more than a million events which have this level of probability, which means there is a statistical guarantee that a one-in-a-million event will happen every day.
As for stories which are retold throughout history, one might look to the fact that Jesus's story is identical to many other myths which came before it. There are Egyptian and Sanskrit myths (amongst other religions) about a half-god savior born of a virgin on December 25th, living to 33, and being crucified.
One can claim this is prophecy, but one could as easily say that the invention of the wheel was a foretelling of the creation of the car.

As for those stories, like you mention, it doesn't matter to us (Not to mention Jesus wasn't born in December, and therefore your example can be assumed a gimic). We have faith. Faith built up in us that cannot be matched. And if by half-god, you mean trinity, then I never bought it because frankly, it isn't correct. It's a false doctrine. I can get into that later, but it would be off topic here.
One can argue a verse's meaning all day, but is it meant to be read literaly, or metaphoricly? Or even spiritually? There is scripture that profess that some verses and prophecy are best interpreted through a spiritual filter...
And the analogy you stated at the end doesn't match any prophectic verse's I know. Care to give any examples?

Matthew 1:24-2:1 and 2:19-23 support Bethlehem as birthplace (and, indeed, that Mary and Joseph were permanent residents there). Luke 1:26-7 and 2:1-7 suggest Nazareth. The more suspect part of Luke is that the method described here for a census is not historically accurate, and amongst the surviving roman censuses, there is never an indication that people should return to the cities of their ancestry.
The Romans simply did not have the power to enforce such a bothersome trial on their many holdings, especially in the more remote lands.
The suggestion amongst scholars is that the writer of Luke was trying to match the story to Old Testament prophecies to lend the story more credence. The problem was that the stories were written much later, and knowledge of Jesus's birthplace had likely been lost, so they used Micah 5:2 and assumed the birthplace.


I do not say I stalwartly believe that the authors were lying or misrepresenting, but that as for proof and consensus, I am as justified in believing in the Iliad as I am in the Bible.

There's considerably more significant evidence for the veracity of the Bible than for that of the Iliad, from both historical and scientific standpoints.
However, everyone thought Troy was entirely, 100% myth...until they found it.

As for your justification, go right on ahead. But please don't come knocking on my cibernetic door when christ returns, and I made my stand.
As for Skylar, blessed

It is the scripture of two major world religions and has deeply influenced individuals and civilizations for centuries. It was not a novel written for mere entertainment or even poetic value. It cannot be justly read divorced of its theological and philosophical and historical contexts. And it's not "a book"; it's a collection of many different genres of writing: history, poetry, drama, parable, theology, epistle, law. You can't reasonably review it the same way you'd review Moby Dick; if you want to look at it from a literary sense, you must evaluate each section by the standards of its own genre.
As for the histories, they are easily as reliable as any other ancient history, indeed more so than most other ancient histories. Yet people today look at ancient writers and expect them to write by the same standards modern historians apply to themselves. They didn't. Even so, the histories of the Bible (Chronicles, Kings, etc.) have been more often corroborated by external evidence than have most other ancient histories.
As for the Gospels, they are different perspectives with different theological emphasises on the same figure and are not intended as "histories" in the sense that we use the word today. Together they give us four views of Christ so that we may consider him in his totality and not from one, provinical standpoint.


I wish I knew some of the sources for the claims you have both made, because in my dalliance with Biblical scholars, I have not found there is much agreement on those subjects.
Beowulf and the Eddas are the most reliable ancient texts of their respective eras and geographical locations, so let's all worship Thor a bit, shall we? The things one hears on a Sunday.

Don't get me wrong, Keely, I did actually think your review was a somewhat funny parody, even if I don't agree with your assessment/evaluation of the Bible. Speaking of Shakespearean authorship, although he clearly wasn't on the KJV translating committee, there is a (wild) conspiracy theory that he took part in translation of one specific Psalm, because if you count a certain number of words from the beginning, you get shake, and if you count the same number of words from the end, you get spear. A fun theory, but I'm afraid Shakespeare more often cribbed from the Bible (though not the KJV; he'd have used the Geneva) than the other way round.
It is possible to study and appreciate the Bible as literature without necessarily believing it. In doing so, though, you must judge each section according to the standards of its own genre. Genesis are some of the earliest short stories in history, and the book has masterful motifs. The Psalms make great use of parallelism. And so on.
I will bow out of this discussion at this time. Take care.

Of course, I mean only to negate my own skepticism there, indicating that skepticism itself should have a natural point beyond which it becomes merely baseless conspiracy. This point has become, for me, that at which understanding ends, and also the boundary of the other end of the scale, being expectation or belief.
Thank you for your thoughts on the subject; though at first I will admit I found them to match the unqualified and predictable results of most such discussions, you have gone on to show yourself worth more respect than that.
I would agree that the bible does have a great deal of poeticism, beauty, philosophy, history, and is of utmost literary importance. This review reflects, at least in part, that biblical study is a life-long endeavor which I am mostly unqualified for, and so my discussions would do better to range amongst the lower-middle echelons than to aspire to more remarkable men.
I also wrote it in hopes of baiting some well-informed few into revealing new sources to enlighten me. One should approach the master only stooped enough that he is edified, and only insolent enough that he feels a need to correct you.
Thanks again.

I admit my wrongdoing, and in return I am rediculed.
And at the end I am implied to be "unqualified" by my "unqualified and predictable results", labeled as unremarkable, and respectless.
Congrats keely, you have successfully dealt more slams than Mitt Romney.
Signing out, dave

How We Got the Bible by Neil R. Lightfoot (for a clear, concise, historical understanding of how the Bible was written and transmitted and canonized)
Misquoting Truth by Timothy Paul Jones for a defense of the reliability of the Bible despite textual changes made over time. (This is in response to the skeptical Misquoting Jesus, which I have also read.)
What's So Great About Christianity by Dinesh D'Souza. Of relevance here mainly are the chapters on science, which show how the Genesis account has been substantiated by modern scientific discoveries more than any other ancient account of creation. The whole book is largely a response to Dawkins book (and other ahtiests), which I see you've read and enjoyed, so you may want to give this a try for counter-balance; I'm sure you'll hate it, but at least it's well-reasoned and moderate in tone and not the response of some "because God said so" fundamentalist, so I think you can at least respect it while disagreeing with it.
As far as archeology is concerned, most discoveries have tended to support the biblical accounts, though no doubt the Bible employs hyperbole in terms of number, etc. I can't think of a really good archeological source off the top of my head, but there is probably a great deal of info. about that in Josh McDowell's Evidence That Demands a Verdict, Volume 1: Historical Evidences for the Christian Faith (Evidence That Demands a Verdict)
I've read a variety of scriptures (Book of Mormon, Bahagavd Gita, Tibetan Book of the Dead, Tao Te Ching, the Koran). When I read the Bible, I was of no particular religion, though I grew up in a nominal Christian, non-church-going home. The Bible struck me as true in a way nothing else ever has, but this was a personal experience that I do not expect to translate to others who read it, and, in the end, faith is "hope in things not seen"; faith, by definition, cannot be proven, or it would not be faith鈥攊t would be knowledge. But because there are limits to what human knowledge can apprehend, we must choose either to believe or not to believe in the face of the lack of evidence; for no evidence proves the Bible is patently false, and no evidence proves it is patently true. A choice for or against it, EITHER WAY, is a choice of the will and the heart more than of the rational mind.
I am not of the opinion that there has never been an error in transmission or transcription in the Bible or that all of its minute details are wholly true down to the slightest number of men (very few Christians believe such an extreme thing). Also, the earliest stories in the Bible, mostly those in Genesis, are largely allegorical, and communicate the truth in a way we can grasp it. (Do I really think Noah loaded two of every kind of animal in the world in an arc? No. But archeology suggests there was indeed a great regional flood, and Babylonian mythology suggest that there was a man who built a great boat during it. That there is historical truth behind this story I do not doubt; but the point of the story is not whether Noah really took two of every kind of animal, the point is that there is wickedness in men and new beginnings with God.) I do believe the Bible is reliable in its essentials, that it is more reliable than any other religion's scripture, that it is as reliable if not more reliable than other ancient histories (compare Kings and Chronicles of the Hebrews with the wild Chronicles of the Babylonians and Egyptians, for instance), that its writing and canonization was inspired by God, and that everything absolutely necessary for us to know for our salvation is contained therein.
For a long time, skeptics said Moses could have had no part in wirting the Pentateuch because the Hebrews had no writing in the time of Moses. Then they discovered Hebrew writing from the time of Moses. For a long time, skeptics said David was entirely the stuff of legends, no part historical, and then they found his name carved. Skeptics hoped the Dead Sea Scrolls would reveal great alterations in Bible transmission, and the few Biblical fragments it contained were largely unchanged over time. And so on. I'm skeptical of skepticism. (Is that an oxymoron or a paradox or neither?)

I do sometimes find Dawkins compelling, but there is also a sense in him that his reason and argumentation takes more for granted than it should. I suppose he feels a need to create a strong bastion from which to argue because he must match and contend with the strength of the other side. I generally prefer a more middle way.
If faith is purely believing something even though there is not reasonable evidence for it, then I'm not sure it is something I could ever do. For me, it would represent a great hubris to simply believe myself correct in the face of so many others who believe themselves to be correct. For me, there has never been anything to differentiate the feelings expressed by Christians, Hinduists, ot any other various belief systems.
Beyond that, I tend to feel that every explanation is oversimplified, so expressing such an entire confidence even in the smallest things is a misunderstanding. I may see and predict the effects of gravity, but I wouldn't pretend that I know what it is, or that my observations of it are entirely accurate.
It is good to be skeptical of skepticism, because there is a certain point when we can no longer simply doubt, but must act. If I doubted the apparent effects of gravity at every step, it would be silly. There are things which are consistent enough to be trusted in. However, there is a difference between grudging trust and a sense of whole-hearted belief.
I've seen a lot of people entirely sure of things which were falsehoods, and I don't imagine that I am above such errors myself, so I try to stay on guard. I suppose it's easier for me to accept that, in the grandness of things, I can never have a true understanding of anything, so I will try to get the best that I can, still recognizing that it is always a small thing.
Thanks for returning with some little gifts for me. I'll have to get around to them: hopefully sooner than later.
As for you, Dave, you should try not to be so self-absorbed as to assume that all my remarks are referring to you. You are not the only person I discuss religion with.
That being said, people do find you to be confrontational, opinionated, and not fond of supporting your ideas with sources or rational arguments. Some have messaged me about it after noticing our occasional conversations and wondering if you were trying to be argumentative. I tried to assure them that it was not your intention to be so. I'm afraid I haven't followed Romney enough to get your reference, though.

Sorry for being opinionated

"If faith is purely believing something even though there is not reasonable evidence for it, then I'm not sure it is something I could ever do."
I would argue that there is reasonable evidence for Christianity and especially for theism in genrally, but by reasonable you probably mean MATERIAL (I can see, touch, taste it).
However, you probably accept things on faith without material evidence all the time every day in little ways without even knowing it (in matters not dealing with religion).
Good luck to you plowing through your reading list, and kudos to you for reading works that contradict what you may already think; that's something few people (of any bent) ever do. There are atheists who are just as evangelical and rigid and as impervious to reason as the most fundamentalist of Christians (making even science fit their idealogy鈥攚hat, a big bang! No, that implies the universe had a beginning, a moment of鈥o, we must have another explanation let's come up with some wild parallel universes theory that has no real evidence at the moment鈥�). I'm a firm believer in "Seek and ye shall find." The true Christian is not afraid of truth but is willing to follow the evidence where it leads, hoping and trusting, until he knows otherwise, that it will lead to God.

Science can certainly be as rigorously and unsupportedly pushed as any other belief, and I would never suggest that there was anything absolute or known in science. This follows from my general observation that all of our reasonable expectations and well-defended theories are still mere oversimplifications. Then again, any scientist at the top of his field will tell you the same thing.
I did mention in my last entry that I specifically suspect myself prone to the same biases of belief as everyone else, but I make an attempt to remain as honest and humble as possible in recognizing that I, too, am limited in this way. Falling to hubris is always far too easy for humans, and once we believe that we intrinsically know better than anyone else, we have fallen into our own trap.
The Big Bang Theory does not actually imply a beginning, though it is often explained that way to simplify it. The actual theory talks about how relativistic time dilation would work on an object of almost infinitely layered mass, and while we may understand that as the beginning of time, that is not really an accurate way of summing it up.
I also find myself trying to follow the evidence where it leads, and to keep myself as honest as possible along the way, despite that I know that I am inescapably flawed. However, I find that having an expectation about the outcome is not a very good way to look at evidence.
One of the cognative biases observed by psychologists is the 'confirmation bias' which means that people are more likely to read new data in ways that confirm rather than oppose their current opinions. As you mentioned, most people do not want to read things which would contradict their opinions. This is usually not because they don't want to be challenged, but because they already believe themselves to be right, and fail to recognize evidence which would disprove them.
I think it's healthy to work under a number of theories, in this case, one would be that god created the universe as explained in the bible, and another that we developed as a scientific example of the anthropic principle. However, expecting one or the other to be true before finding the evidence will not aid your search.
And to Dave: opinions are never the problem, and I have no problem expressing them myself, so it would certainly be impolite and self-centered for me to deny that right to others. However, one should expect that every opinion they have must be backed up by well thought arguments, whether your own or those of greater thinkers.
One cannot simply make many unsupported opinionated statements and expect to do anything but upset people. If you want to be convincing or, more admirably, to enter into a reasonable discourse with no foregone outcome, you must have forethought and an open mind. I understand the desire to blow off a little steam now and again, but if you'd prefer to argue rather than to search for truth, then I couldn't care less about you.

Beowulf, on the other hand, is a single work (though if we take Manuscript context into account it gets a bit more complicated-- but it's pretty clearly a unified work in its own right so I won't worry about that) and apparently a late mutation of the heroic elegy born of the preservation ("use" would be better) of older, oral, heroic legend in a manuscript culture. And while it has a very interesting historical consciousness (cf Roberta Frank's article in the Nicholas Howe edition of Donaldson's translation), it is not meant as history the way we think of it-- it is a self-conscious exploration of the pagan past of England by a Christian (probably one of the clergy) centuries after the conversion to Christianity (and even if the story itself is older, as many still believe, it is totally untenable, in light of advances in oral theory, to assume we can take any portion of the text as perfectly preserved as a fixed text in the sense we are used to). Similar comments go for the eddas (which are more directly my specialty)-- written down by Christians at least two centuries after the conversion. Poetic Edda has some poems which are generally believed to go back to the pagan period, but the fact they are being written down by Christians (in a manuscript culture, where there is not the same appreciation for a fixed text that we have in our print culture) demonstrates that they are in some way meaningful to the Christian "present" of medieval Iceland, whether as fiction or some exotic portrayal of their own past. As for Prose Edda, many think Snorri just made up many of his explanations of the myths and kennings. It's true that we might possibly take the skaldic stanzas preserved in the text as our most reliable textual witnesses to the actual pagan period, but first off, the interpretation of most of these is highly problematic, and second off, they do not describe pagan religion, but are rather artifacts of that religion-- constructing a religion from them is like constructing one from fragments of pottery (okay, maybe not the best analogy). It might get you somewhere, but not far. The distance between Snorri and his pagan ancestors is not really all that much greater than the distance between us and those same ancestors.
My point being that the relationship of Beowulf and the Eddas to their subject is different than that of the Biblical genres (though these genres largely precede their biblical examples, I imagine) and can't really be compared. Okay, maybe that's a bit unfair-- it's true that we have to take the problem of oral and manuscript transmission into account for the Bible as well, and my late professor wrote a book on oral variation in the Bible-- but as he was not a philologist in ancient middle eastern lit, I can't really recommend it wholeheartedly. And certainly the Bible is open to criticism regarding coherence, unity, etc, but it certainly provides a far more systematic and relevant (for all of the periods in which it was written) development of a single religion than Beowulf and the Eddas (which aren't even religious texts at all, with both context and content taken into account).
After arguing against the comparison between the Bible and B. and the Eddas, I ought to say that I do suspect that the largely naive understanding of the Bible that most evangelicals have would benefit from some schooling in any ancient literature-- just learning to deal with the problems of genre, oral vs manuscript vs literary culture, etc, would raise the level of evangelical discourse significantly (in terms of quality, I mean) and would hopefully dampen some of their militant absolutism, or their peculiarly "christian" version of logical positivism, though that might not be the best way to put it. Not to blast evangelicals too much (certainly it's too general a term for an extremely varied population)-- I grew up in an evangelical church and am still involved there, but after teaching reading and composition at a UC for 4+ years, I've gotten tired of students handing in sermons instead of critical analyses, or even taking up their portion of a presentation to argue that some goddess name Nuwah in an ancient Chinese myth is really Noah from the Biblical account of the flood.
Sorry, this has turned into a somewhat pointless rant, but the Spring semester hasn't begun yet and I've got a lot of scholarly pressure built up-- and I tend to seize any chance to talk about Beowulf or the Eddas that I can. I hope I haven't sounded too full of myself-- it's more enthusiasm for the chance to say something.
As far as resources, my current favorite in the field of biblical philology/literary criticsm (some might say those two are opposed, but I tend to see them as intimately connected) from a Christian perspective is NT Wright. The one book I've read by him is written for Christians (The Challenge of Jesus-- primarily deals with revising/deepening our understanding of Jesus and his words/deeds as portrayed in the Gospels by investigating their connection to first century Judaism) but he is supposedly a heavy hitter in the field and I hope to get into some of his more academic work. I'm afraid I don't have much more to add-- I've heard similar claims about the reliability of the Bible (referencing some of the other comments in this chain), but again, each bit needs to be taken on it's own, and I'm sure the real picture is a bit more complex than what we hear from the pulpit.
Ok, sorry for taking up so much room. I'll try to exercise restrain next time.

I do agree that the Eddas or Beowulf are not direct comparisons to the Bible. They are both mythologized histories, however, and through the purpose of their translators, give multiple and opposing views which we may try to read through. While I would agree that nothing came through the later Christian translators unchanged, we can see where earlier traditions have made their mark in the texts.
My main point was simply to counter one prevalent argument in this thread, being that since the Bible has many historical elements, that this should lend it a general credibility. Indeed, the deeper one falls into the debate over the various meanings and rewritings of the Bible, the more one finds it impossible to extricate specific intent or meaning.
For me, this represents a sense that the text cannot be trusted anymore than any other text. Though the importance placed upon it has provided a lot of scrutiny, it has also enfolded the myths of the text into deep traditions of excusing and streamlining the inherent conflicts.
I would not necessarily use the texts I mentioned in a literary or historical analysis of the Bible (beyond some small parallels). I was only trying here to question a common belief about the Bible: firstly being that it is a historical account, and secondly mistaking the historicity of some parts as verifying sections from different eras and by different authors.
Thank you for your thoughtful and well-supported additions.


Keely dear, you said that you were interested in historian's accounts. These would only pertain to NT however. You know me, can't remember specifics to save my life, so I am afraid I am coming in rather late in the discourse. I had to wait for a reply from an old schoolmate of mine.
Have a wee look at Tacitus, a Roman Historian, and Josephus, a Jewish Historian. I am told that they were contemporaries and the most notable of the time period.
Have a wee look at Tacitus, a Roman Historian, and Josephus, a Jewish Historian. I am told that they were contemporaries and the most notable of the time period.

A note on contemporary historians in response to the above: Josephus mentions Jesus, but largely in passing. There are other passages about Jesus in Josephus, but the historicity of them is questionable--they appear to have been altered by Christians scribes (we owe the preservation of literature of all kinds, and perhaps modern literacy itself, to Christianity after all). There aren't a lot of non-Christian contemporary sources for Jesus, but there are certainly more NEAR contemporary sources attesting to his life than near contemporary sources attesting to, say, the existence of Alexander the Great, whom no one doubts lived.
Paul's letters are the nearest sources (50 AD) and the Gospels are the second nearest sources (late 1st century AD), but, of course, they are not history in the modern sense; they are persuasive writing. The difficulty of discounting out of hand the accounts of the Gospels and epistles, however, is that the man was not dead more than 20-50 years when they were written; some of his contemporaries still lived and could have been turned to for verification, which makes lying difficult. Of what other great ancient figure do we have so many documents written within 20-50 years of his death? Almost none.
I said I wasn't coming back, didn't I? I really just popped in for the book recommendation and overstayed.


Thanks for thinking of me, though. If every person who reads the bible and finds it a bit silly and ridiculous thinks of me, I will truly have accomplished something.

I liked your review. I grew up in a non-religious household and didn't give the Bible a second thought until a college comparative religious thought class assigned a few pages. Funny stuff, the Bible. It's a shame so many people are brainwashed to believe everything the Bible says before they are old enough to develop skepticism. I am all for people believing in a higher power. I do. There is really no other explanation for the vast rugged beauty of Convict Lake, or Phang Nga Bay (except possibly science and this little thing called erosion), but why, why, does this higher power have to be embodied in a book that claims to be "right" in exactly the same way other books claim to be "right?" Can't we all just admit that we don't know who's right and try to get along?
That's a rhetorical question. No answer needed.


Belief is the process of treating something as fundamentally true without being able to create a rational explanation for it. Faith is the point at which you jump from the explanation to the point which you can't explain, but still treat as true.
In the end, each person chooses which gaps they want to leap, and no one can know whether or not they have chosen the right ones; or if there even are right ones.
What struck me about your original statement was whether you would choose a dejected falsehood or a convincing truth, because human beings can never know which is false, so the real difference between what you have represented is whether the concept seems convincing or ridiculed.
I know a lot of people tend to create a culture of victimization around themselves, because when one feels threatened, it strengthens leaps of faith and positions of belief. It's always curious in America to hear Christian groups (for example) talk about how they are being attacked and repressed and having their morals degraded when they are still an overwhelming majority.
Of course, there are a lot of times that it does feel like the religion is under attack, because it was the source of social power and tradition, and traditions always change. People come to tie in religion with the concepts and ideals they are used to, and so when those are challenged, connect it with their religion.
It's curious that both pacificm and militarism can be supported by religious ideals, and that would indicate that we don't get our morals from religion, but choose what makes sense to us from what has been presented to us.
Some place this same belief in science, but that is always a mistake. The entire point of the scientific process is that you don't know what's really going on, but you find models that predict a small part of it. Talk to any high-level scientist, and they will tell you that the most advanced theories we have are still flawed, and still an oversimplified view.
We don't yet know what gravity is, and yet gravity effects anything with mass. This means that gravity has an effect on all events that deal with mass (which is pretty much all of them). That means that any attempt to understand and predict in these occasions is missing one element. That is just one example of something many in science.
The entire point of science is to be as close as you can, but it's true that some scientists think that close is good enough, and make a leap of faith into actually believing the incomplete explanation.
The fact that science is based upon a process of discovering new ideas and disproving old ones means that it is a progressive system. Science will always move towards change, and new discoveries can change the way we understand every aspect of the universe.
Religion is a power of social tradition, which means that it tends to work against change. People will often connect their own beliefs and experiences to religion, and many without even reading and regarding the texts and tenets of their tradition.
So, the fact that a force of change and a force of tradition will be at odds with one another shouldn't really surprise us. There are also some other conflicts. Science, as mentioned, says that we can never make a leap of faith. However, there have been rational Christian theologists who approached their beliefs with a rational process and questioned it in the same way scientists question things. There have also been scientists, as I said before, who come to follow a belief-based tradition of science.
I have never found a way to invest in faith and belief without also investing in hubris. Those who have humility have to work as hard as any scientist to try to justify and come to terms with belief. Descartes, Aquinas, Pascal, and Newton all worked very hard to try to justify and understand their beliefs, and all contributed in amazing ways to human thought. However, they have all been shown to be mistaken about some of their theories in science and faith.
I would never critique someone who is working towards belief, but those who think they have it already must think they have greater minds than the best of our history.

Dave, at first I found your and Keely's discussion combative and had no interest in it particularly. I detest the Christian vs. Athiest / Agnostic arguemnt as it is pointless. Anyone looking for proof that God exists is not one that is going to find him. And, anyone who defends his faith with argument, or comes off as one who has the whole "Truth" (which no man this side of the next life will ever have), is deluded. But, I have to say to you that your last comment was well said, very well said indeed!
Keely, I still admire your brilliant, pagan self!
Keely, I still admire your brilliant, pagan self!

One thing that I often find difficult about discussing theology is that most of the faithful are more than willing to contend and contradict you with rational arguments and ideas, but that the moment they have nothing to say, instead of agreeing that you've made a point and they need to think about it before responding, they say that faith cannot be explained or explicated.
If you had begun with that assertion, that would be one thing, but pulling it out only when you have nothing else to say becomes quite worthless. I understand that there is a point of difference between us which cannot be crossed with words or ideas.
The point of faith is that it crosses from what is obvious and explicable and what must be purely believed in. I do not expect that line to be crossed, but I hope you understand is that the reason I talk with you is because I have a need to explore my own sense of faith and belief.
I have met and spoken with many people with very strong faith in many things, and have never been able to descern any difference in the strength or purity of that faith, independant of what they believe in. A person may feel as strongly in God as they do in an ecomonic theory, a philosophy, or even a single ideal ('true love' comes to mind).
Indeed, a lot of people have felt very strongly about things which have turned out to be untrue. Doctors used to believe that making someone bleed more would help with an injury. Chiropractic medicine was originally based on the principle that all diseases are based upon minute misalignments of the spine (they didn't know about germs then). A lot of so-called 'New Age Pagans' believe in the 'magical power' of Tarot Cards, despite the fact that they were invented by Christians in the fourteenth century.
People have believed in the healing effects of Snake oil potions, or of magnets (even ones that have been demagnetized). I have never been able to discern how anyone could be sure of anything when the human mind is so fraught with bias and complexity.
I am always searching for what people think it is that separates them from everyone else who has ever believed and been wrong. Usually, when I ask, they say that it is that they know in their heart what is true. Unfortunately, that's the same reason the misinformed have used. So I'll keep looking.
Thank you all for helping me in trying to explore these ideas. I hope most of you enjoy these discussions as much as I do (well, most of the time).

I'm afraid I cannot assist you here Keely; I explained faith as best I could. If you're honestly trying to understand faith and belief (and strangely relying on me to that end), then try enveloping yourself in it. When so, you'll soon find that faith from this angle is different from the rest. Material vs Spiritual is the common difference between your examples, and my one example.
Good Luck

-Keely
You should quote that

I'd also never again be able to use the word 'hubris' without flushing in shame; one of my favorites, too.

Keely, no matter how many people dislike you, you're still the only person with the balls enough to challenge every great work of literature while still being honest all along the way. Give yourself some slack, ha ha.


However, I must suggest that the concept of the 'death of language' is a bit of a silly ideal. Firstly, 'fuck' is a very old and very useful word, and amongst the few masters of profanity, can create something wholly original and idiomatic.
It is easy for us to look at the insults written by the great authors and think that the art of the insult (or language in general) is somehow lost, but the idea that the average person expressed themselves as well as Shakespeare wrote them is a bit silly. We might as well expect the average person's dialogue today to resemble something from a Tarantino script.
One might bring up the case of more vocal cultures, or cultures who spend more time and energy on conversation, and in such cases, the insults will be stronger, as will dialogue in general, but Chaucer himself could have heard "fuck that fucking fucker" from his window as he wrote.
One could also point to the list of modern authors and their use of language to show that grammar, syntax, and complexity are on the wane, but then again, the great ones are rarely recognized in their own time, and populism has rarely found them out.
It would certainly be nice and entertaining if those who derided and insulted me did so with verve, flair, and wit, but I'm not going to wait around for it.

Saying that the work "fuck" today is a very useful, and insightful word is an overstatement of epic proportions. Agreed?

I shall have to try to find some of the linguistic analyses of the history of 'fuck' that I have read for the edification of all my dear friends.
Controlling language, as pointed out in 1984, is simply a way to try to control thought. In linguistics, the connection between language and thought is typified by Worff's Hypothesis, which states that the human mind is limited in thinking by the words available to it.
For example, many cultures define the separation between colors very differently, for example, some cultures do not distinguish between red and brown, while others would have three different colors which we would all call 'blue'. What is interesting is that because of this, they will be physically better or worse at judging the difference between hues.
It is interesting to ask why so many people argue or get angry over certain words like 'fuck', independant of their meaning. We all know it means 'sex', but that is certainly not the way it is used most of the time. What we must ask ourselves is why should people object to certain sounds and not others. One could say 'Sheesh' or 'God Damn It' and mean exactly the same thing, but one would upset people and the other wouldn't.
Controlling how people speak is one way of exerting power and authority over them, and I'm sure many of us feel embarassed when we're corrected about a point of speech. Why should this embarass us unless there is some power dynamic being exerted over us?
When people say they want to 'preserve' or 'clean up' language, what they tend to mean is that they want to promote their form of language and lifestyle on others. We all speak the way our peers do. We speak the way we are taught to by our family. Many people have a few different ways of speaking, depending who they are with.
Speech has long been used as a way to separate one's self from others, and 'vulgar' speech is just one example of looking down on someone else. It's no coincidence that our swear words and vulgar speech come from Old English and our 'high class', 'educated' speech comes from French, because when the French Normans conquered England, they used their speech to define themselves as better than the people they ruled and we have kept that tradition alive.
And like those ancient French kings, we also use speech to separate classes and races and to know what sort of people we are 'supposed to' be friends with. Of course, this is always the strongest with the middle classes. If you look at literary history, the low-class and high-class were always rude and vulgar. The low class because that was 'their language' and because they were expected to be ignorant and crass.
The high class would be vulgar because they could afford to do whatever they wanted--they had the money--and found vulgarity to be funny and shocking. It is the middle class--who had only a little power and who dealt with the poor all day--who tended to be uptight about language. This was because they wanted to take what little power they could and set themselves apart from the 'worthless poor'.
Since they didn't have the political power to separate themselves, like the wealthy did, they had to use the social power of verbal classism to set themselves above others. We can see the same setup in any high school, where the kids on top don't have to bother teasing or bullying, because they already have the money and popularity. The worst bullies are always those right above the 'nerds and dorks', because they have to fight for their position in the pecking order.
History is history. As it continued on, it was recorded. I don't know about most people, but if I were the president's advisor, and the president was being attacked in his own office, I wouldn't record the incident with structure, literary devices, flow, plot, artistic value, or rhyme scheme in mind. I would simply right it down. This is the same with the various authors of the Bible. They didn't keep those things in mind. They really didn't care about all that jazz (Talking history and new testement here). A lot of the books of the New Testement were letters by a couple of the 12 apostles. If super lit. critics were to review these, (and they have) it would be a blood bath. Reviewing the bible cannot be done realistically, because the authors (And I'm not refering to Psalm, Isaiah, etc.) didn't care to support their work with any of the necessary essentials that can define a piece as a piece de literature.
Ah yes, this, "Some of the poetic statements were really cool, like 'do unto others' or 'through a glass darkly', but I heard that those parts were stolen from Shakespeare, who stole them from Kyd, so I'm not really sure what to believe"
Woah, wait. I'll ask you if the bible was created at the beginning of time, or sometime between Shakespeare's and our time. Thats what the bible claims, unless you can somehow back your view on that. If thats not what you believe, then great. If you are not sure yet, then I leave you with the question of "why is it so hard to believe the bible's accounts of time?"