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Stormfire by Christine Monson
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** spoiler alert ** After several days to digest my reaction to this book, I'm prepared to offer some thoughts.

This was my first experience with a no-holds-barred Bodice Ripper (capitalized to emphasize the amount of tattered clothing worn by our heroine), so for that it retains a special place in my library. And what a place it occupies. Despite the labels of "romance," there's very little tenderness in this book. Is that a bad thing? Not at all. For someone who is bored silly by tepid Regency (or Victorian, or Georgian) romances, this book is a welcome shift of style. In fact, I'd like to suggest a subtitle:

Stormfire: the Regency From Hell.

Here's a book where standardized 'witty banter' is thrown out the window. That's not to say there aren't verbal exchanges between h/h. There are plenty, & they're some of the most interesting chapters. But what sits front & center is brutality -- not just between h/h, but between everyone in the story. If you can imagine an unpleasant situation for romantic leads, it's probably crammed somewhere into this potboiling plot. Thankfully Ms Monson decided to skip the kitchen sink -- but she couldn't resist a bathroom washbasin. Rape (heroine), torture (hero), bloody memories, family murder, incest (unintended), guns, knives, jagged cliffs o' doom, slave collars, shipwrecks, insanity, illegitmacy...the list goes on.

Therein lies the book's greatest weakness. It was too long. The last quarter of the book was totally different from the rest; if I'd been Ms Monson's editor, I'd have rec'd she scrap the entire incest plot & end it upon Sean's recovery. Why? Not because I'm afraid of incest in books -- but because without the incest, Kit & Sean would have married after Shelan's destruction...and if they'd married then, the entire France section could've been axed. Isolated interaction between Sean & Kit was the focus for 75% of the story -- for good or ill, they were the stars. But the France plot was disruptive. There was no Sean/Kit. Those chapters didn't add anything to their story; they didn't even add interesting characters (except the Asian prostitute; I would have liked more about her).

As for the rest of the book...

The rape & slavery was discomfiting at times...but I think it squicks more because it's packaged inside a romance. The sex descriptions were less graphic than a modern erotica novel -- but apparently it's the brutality that gets these tepid Regency-fans so up in arms. Well, duh. If I lived on a steady diet of cheesy snoozers, I'd be shocked as well. If you're a blah-romance nut, why on earth would you even read this book? *eyebrow* On the other hand, if you're the sort of person who is frustrated by endless rehashing of the same dull scenarios, take a chance. You might be surprised! The writing isn't for simpletons (much better than most contemp-written romances) & the characters are nicely rounded (whether for good or ill).

Character notes:

I liked Kit. I liked Peg & Flannery. I even liked Liam; though he turned into an obnoxious asshat, he made valid points about Sean's behavior & his frustration with Kit was realistic. As for Sean, I have mixed feelings. I recognize that he's an alpha from a different era of writing...but still. Ordinarily I'm a fan of maligned heroes. I've been a raving Boromir fangirl since I was eight years old; I'm not afraid of misguided males who battle legit demons & do the wrong thing at the wrong time. But Sean takes the cake in the asshole contest. It's not that he didn't suffer enough to redeem himself in the grand scale...but even his kinder moments did nothing to endear himself to yours truly. He was just an unpleasant person. Good on Kit for finding happiness with that guy; she might be the only woman who could.
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Reading Progress

June 13, 2011 – Shelved
June 13, 2011 – Shelved as: bodice-ripper
June 13, 2011 – Shelved as: vintage
June 16, 2011 – Started Reading
June 18, 2011 –
page 103
18.13% "Okay, I'm smitten with this totally un-PC story. Also amused, for though the graphic scenes are way less descriptive than modern erotica, there's no way this would be published in 2011. Sad. The writing is way better than 90% of new HR...& the plot is actually a plot, not some cookie-cutter regency drivel."
June 19, 2011 –
page 122
21.48% "...Just noticed how many times I typed "way" in that last update. My writerly genes are horrified & apologetic."
June 21, 2011 –
page 175
30.81% "Wanted to read more last night, but fell asleep (not the book's fault). Drat."
June 22, 2011 –
page 295
51.94% "Too bad Liam is morphing into a wanker; he made some valid points about Sean's behavior, but asshole!redux doth not convince a girl you're the better man."
June 23, 2011 –
page 400
70.42% "There's a lot of violence in this book. I wonder if the author secretly wanted to pen horror novels."
June 25, 2011 – Finished Reading
June 29, 2011 – Shelved as: reviewed
July 24, 2011 – Shelved as: dark-romance
August 25, 2011 – Shelved as: zzz-2011
October 14, 2011 – Shelved as: regency-napoleonic
December 4, 2011 – Shelved as: squeamish-book-cooties
February 8, 2012 – Shelved as: hoopy-good-reads
June 21, 2012 – Shelved as: keepers-vintage
December 14, 2012 – Shelved as: alpha-asshole-alert
March 9, 2013 – Shelved as: zz-publisher-avon
April 26, 2013 – Shelved as: awesome-heroines
April 26, 2013 – Shelved as: incest-oh-noes
July 25, 2018 – Shelved as: cover-me-orange
July 25, 2018 – Shelved as: cover-lust
October 4, 2018 – Shelved as: favorite-couple-otp
April 1, 2019 – Shelved as: cover-me-kaleidoscope
October 20, 2021 – Shelved as: brass-bra-and-bear-trap-panties
August 31, 2024 – Shelved as: unhinged-whackadoodle-crazies

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message 1: by [deleted user] (last edited Jun 29, 2011 03:41AM) (new)

Much love for this review!

Yeah, I think the shock factor is what really gets to the majority. It's sort of like living on bland meat and potatoes and then suddenly ingesting authentic Mexican. The results might not be pretty.

"I've been a raving Boromir fangirl since I was eight years old"

I love you! So, were you also PO'ed at all the rapist!Boromir Mary Sue fics after the first LOTR movie came out? (And the tweenie opinion that Sean Bean was old and ugly also tended to irk me more than a little. "OMFG, are you twits BLIND?")

Agreed about Sean. He's a very vivid and memorable hero, ranks up there in my favorites, but I didn't have the reader's connection to him like I have with some others since I read this one.


Sarah Mac Ugh, don't get me started on asshole!Boromir fanfics. *sigh* He's one of the most needlessly maligned characters in cinematic history (not so much literary history, as the people who read it before the movies are more kindly disposed). But LoTR fic is one reason I swore off fanfic forever...that & all the ghastly Harry Potter rape-fic. By that point I disassociated myself from 99% of widespread internet fandoms. It just wasn't worth the hair-pulling & WTF comments.

As for those nitwits who thought Sean Bean was old & ugly... *dismissive gesture* First time I watched Game of Thrones I couldn't believe how little he'd aged since LoTR. o.O I'm aware of the magic of makeup artists, but still. He just looks best with long shaggy hair. Heheh.

...Though I'd be lying if I didn't love GoT most for Jon Snow. *swooooon* (Hence I have been very, very careful to NOT encounter GoT fanfic, because I'm sure I'll hate it just as much as LoTR or HP. Heh.)

He's a very vivid and memorable hero, ranks up there in my favorites, but I didn't have the reader's connection to him like I have with some others since I read this one.

*nod* Yeah, it was like the author kept him at arm's length so we'd be as unnerved as Kit...but when she started to fall for him, their emotional connection left the reader behind.


message 3: by [deleted user] (last edited Jun 30, 2011 03:34PM) (new)

I haven't been able to swear off the LOTR fic yet. Haven't read any in awhile, but I still rank Aragorn/Boromir as one of my favoritest pairings. There's a part of me that's still a diehard slash puppy. And there's been some good Boromir/OFC fics that aren't blatant Mary Sues. Darned if I can remember any titles, though. LOL My lack of reading Troy/Homer fic anymore happened through default. Stupid teens do nothing but write Mary Sues with Achilles or Hector. Ye gods. Which reminds me: I should really rework that fic of mine into a bodice ripper, just for sh!ts and giggles.


message 4: by Sarah Mac (last edited Jul 01, 2011 12:49PM) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Sarah Mac The only slash I've read was to beta LoTR RP for someone I knew on Livejournal. But I'm just not a slash person by nature. I'm too much a stickler for story canon. *shrug*

I have a list of characters that I refuse to read any fanfic about, period (Boromir, Fred Weasley, Jon Snow, Sirius Black...& I'm forgetting a few); but sometimes I will read horrible Mary Sues for the laughs. The last one I read was about the Narnia movies. Oh, lord. I laughed so hard I felt sick afterward. Have these girls no shame??

Karla (Mossy Love Grotto) wrote: "My lack of reading Troy/Homer fic anymore happened through default. Stupid teens do nothing but write Mary Sues with Achilles or Hector."

I haven't had the honor of encountering Troy fic...but now you've made me want to try. I bet it's beyond dreadful. Maybe even worse than Narnia. :D


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

None whatsoever!


Sarah Mac If you know any dreadful Troy Mary Sues offhand, I can check them when I get home today... >:)


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

Go to fanfiction.net > Movies > Troy and take your pick! You can't miss 'em! Urgh!


Sarah Mac I got the LOLZ after three paragraphs. and there is dialogue from the film -- how realistic.

Makes me want to look for more Narnia Mary-Sues, though.


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh I love it when I get to re-read the script over and over....take a guess how many times the first scene with Achilles/Briseis has been done to death? :P


Sarah Mac Karla (Mossy Love Grotto) wrote: "Oh I love it when I get to re-read the script over and over....take a guess how many times the first scene with Achilles/Briseis has been done to death? :P"

As a nice, round number...I'm guessing 409?


message 11: by [deleted user] (new)

I'm sure it's right up there. :P


Susan (the other Susan) You had me at jagged cliffs o' doom.


Sarah Mac Susan wrote: "You had me at jagged cliffs o' doom."

Yeah, sure...and the slave collars had NO EFFECT whatsoever.


Susan (the other Susan) Oh, and Boromir is my boyfriend. Most especially sweaty Sean Bean as Boromir. Yum.


Sarah Mac I was really worried about who they'd cast as Boromir...until I heard it was Sean Bean. :D


Susan (the other Susan) His death was so stabby and brave. My top fantasy of a 3 way involves Viggo Mortensen and Sean Bean as a medieval Good Cop/Bad Cop. Eee!


Susan (the other Susan) Sarah wrote: "Susan wrote: "You had me at jagged cliffs o' doom."

Yeah, sure...and the slave collars had NO EFFECT whatsoever."


Slave collars are nothing without the right landscape.


Sarah Mac LOL. That's not a bad 3-way fantasy for any era, actually. *blink*

You should read Stormfire, btw. It's a highly emotional read, no matter if you love it or hate it.


Susan (the other Susan) Emo reads are something I have to dole out to myself like meds. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being "I can watch TV at the same time" and 10 being "I'd have to feel better than this to die," where would you rate Stormfire on the Emo scale?


Sarah Mac Hmm...that's a tough scale, because I didn't actually LIKE this hero, despite the Feelz of the story & my keen affection for the heroine. So I'd rate it a 7, I think? Maybe 7.5.

Now, Marilyn Harris books on the other hand...10. :P


Susan (the other Susan) It's going on TBR Mountain, on your recommendation. Right now Thomas Cahill is telling me about the year the Plague hit Florence, and I'm not terribly angsty about it. Maybe my meds, plus the lobotomy, are working.


Susan (the other Susan) Btw, "takes the cake in the asshole contest" draws such a fabulous word-picture, it begs to become a one-act play.


Sarah Mac I hope you enjoy it! The last person I rec'd this book to...well, she hated every page. I'd warned her about the rapey hero, but she wasn't quite prepared. Bwaha. The poor gal hadn't read a real bodice ripper before.


Susan (the other Susan) I want Sean Bean.


Sarah Mac LOL. I love that we can't get away from Boromir in this thread. :D


Susan (the other Susan) Eek! We can't get away from Boromir, he wants our rings!


Sarah Mac ...You're running the wrong way. That direction goes TOWARD Boromir, not away.


Sandi *~The Pirate Wench~* I finally found a copy!! "happy dance" The cheapest yet..with the US exchange it will be $16.00..dont care! :):)


Sandi *~The Pirate Wench~* Now if only I could score on "The Silver Devil" someday not one under $300.00 here! :O


Sarah Mac Woooo! 16 bucks is what many new trade pb editions cost here, so you’re still reasonable. 👍🏻 I remember paying 15 for my copy of Denys� Flesh & the Devil, which is tied for the most I’ve spent vintage-wise, but they’re worth it.


Sarah Mac PS. I haven’t seen a Silver Devil below $200 in yoinks.


Sandi *~The Pirate Wench~* Sarah Mac wrote: "PS. I haven’t seen a Silver Devil below $200 in yoinks."

Me wants so bad.."sniff" bloody buggers charging that for a book :(


Sarah Mac Tragic. ;__; I always keep an eye open at Goodwill or whatever, but nope. I ended up borrowing Karla’s copy, otherwise I wouldn’t even have been able to read it. Sigh.


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