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Machine Man by Max Barry
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bookshelves: serial, humorous, speculative, sci-fi

Sometimes all a book needs to excel is the proper reading method. Although we all have our preferred way of reading, usually in our head as fast as we can, there are other ways to read.

I always loved The Old Man and the Sea, but when I first read it aloud to my baby girl, the morning after she was born, I discovered that the writing is even better when it can be heard in the world. The rhythms were the rhythms of real speech, poetic speech, and they need to be heard to be fully appreciated.

Just recently I started Jeff Vandermeer's Shriek for the third time, and the experience began as poorly as my first two attempts, but I stumbled upon a way to circumvent my issues. I started reading it in the shower one morning, shortly after my restart, and since I was only able to read a couple of pages, I would put the book away, let the misted pages dry, and wait for the next day. It became a morning ritual for six months of the year, and I found that I loved reading it that way. I lived with the book for a long time, as long (relatively) as I imagine the grey caps would plot the overthrow of Ambergris, and that long relationship, my days spent thinking about a very small, specific moment in the text, created a love for the book that is stronger than anyone else's I know.

I know Max Barry has turned Machine Man into a novel, but I'll have none of that. I bought my own serial feed, and I don't ever want to know what "happened" in the novelization. For me, this is the book the way it was meant to be, and reading it in serialized installments was part of its brilliance.

Much like my time spent with the Shrieks, my time spent with Dr. Charlie Neumann, Cassandra, Lola and Carl was richer for its methodical unfolding. It was conceived as a serial. It was meant to be read as a serial. I would have it no other way. Each development in the story was more intense for my day long, or weekend long wait. The nature of Barry's cliffhangers, over a hundred of them, kept me guessing and fully invested me in the story. I doubt I'd have felt the same way if I had read this as a standard novel.

I need more serial, true serials. I need to read more books (not have them read to me) that were meant to be read out loud. Perhaps it is time to break out Wordsworth's Preludes and do both. Thanks to you, Max, I may just do that.
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Reading Progress

August 3, 2011 – Started Reading
August 3, 2011 – Shelved
August 10, 2011 –
1.0% "Kick ass opening."
August 25, 2011 –
6.0% "I wish it was moving faster. I want a "get more" link so that I can read four or five pages a day. But I will continue as intended."
September 27, 2011 –
page 80
43.24% "I dunno. I think I'd have been better off reading this in book form. It feels like a Reader's Digest version--expurgated."
September 28, 2011 –
page 37
20.0% "Oops, screwed that last one up. Dig the people as soft landing pads."
October 7, 2011 –
page 43
23.24% "Hit the end of my freebie pages, so now I am waiting for the paypal transfer to clear so I can keep going. Fuck you, Max, for sucking me in so thoroughly. Clang, clang, indeed."
December 31, 2011 – Shelved as: serial
December 31, 2011 – Shelved as: humorous
December 31, 2011 – Shelved as: speculative
December 31, 2011 – Shelved as: sci-fi
December 31, 2011 – Finished Reading

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message 1: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! Wait. You can read in the shower?? Don't you need to lather and scrub with your hands? Do you use a rack or something to hold the book?


Brad I just need one hand. I hold the book in my left, and elevate it up and out of the range of the water (there is occassional spray, can't avoid that, but I gave up being anal about the condition of my books year ago, so hte water damage doesn't bother me. It always dries out before the next day because it doesn't get soaked, so it's ready for a fresh sprinkling). Then I use my right hand to do the rest. I can wet my hair, no problem. Then I can put a dollop of shaving cream in my left palm (while still reading) and transfer it to my right, then to my face. I can shave. Then I can do the same with shampoo and conditioner. I can keep reading as I rinse my hair because I simply bend my head back into the spray and keep the book elevated and in my direct line of sight.

I prefer to actually wash with two hands, though, so I will toss the book out by the time I have reached the washing my body phase, but it is totally doable. It all stems from my broken arms about eight years ago. I spent 7 months our of twelve with broken scaffoids and casts up to my shoulders. The left for four months, then five months clear, then the right for three months. Once I had both arms back I realized I didn't need them both in the shower, and that it was possible to read. So I do. It also made me ambidextrous. I still switch hands at the chalk board without thinking about it, whichever way lets me face the students decides the hand I use.


message 3: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! Wow, such dedication to reading at all times!

...I've never broken a bone before and the image of both arms, broken, is horrifying. Shudder.


message 4: by Whitaker (new)

Whitaker Eh?Eh! wrote: "Wow, such dedication to reading at all times!"

Brad's commitment to reading is TOTAL. As I recall, he also reads while brushing his teeth. It's like extreme reading.


message 5: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! Haha, true! I do the teeth brushing reading, and in extreme cases (an exceedingly interesting part of a book for me) I'll do dish washing reading. But I don't have his total commitment!


message 6: by Ian (new)

Ian "Marvin" Graye You're such a contrarian, Brad.

When everyone else is showering this book with praise, you're praising it with showers.


Brad Are there any books that y'all think deserve to be "praised with showers," or books whose experience would be enhanced by a reading in the shower? I will add it to me list and do just that. Hmmm ... was Psycho a book?


message 8: by Ian (new)

Ian "Marvin" Graye Sorry, it took me a while to finish my research.

Here are a few suggestions.

This Showering Passion:

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/25...

Me with Animal Showering:

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/11...

And my favourite:

ShrinkLits: Seventy of the World's Showering Classics Cut Down to Size

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/88...


message 9: by Brad (last edited Jan 07, 2012 03:06PM) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Brad Marked them all to read, Ian. Thanks for the tips. I think I'll start with The Showering Passion. I dunno, though, it looks like THAT one may require two hands.


Derrick Random aside, but great point about some books needing an alternate approach.

When I read THE TURN OF THE SCREW earlier this year, I struggled with James's prose until I read it out loud. Reading a few pages out loud got me into the flow of the language, and then I was fine.


message 11: by Brad (new) - rated it 4 stars

Brad Yes! I was sure that sort of thing worked beyond me. I think I am doing to have to read James all over again. Thanks, Derrick.


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