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Ulysses by James Joyce
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I Can't do it, It fell in my toilet and didn't dry well, and I'm accepting it as an act of god. I decided against burning it, and just threw it out.
Yes, I am a horrible person.
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April 7, 2008 – Shelved

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message 1: by Ruth (new)

Ruth I appreciate honesty.


Jimmy haha, me too. I'll try it again in the summer perhaps. I feel like a jerk because it's on those top 100 lists... but damn is it slow and confusing.


Jimmy haha, I knew that was coming... you and wilk are gonna beat me with belts or something.
Or talk me into trying to read it again, i don't know which would be worse.


Jimmy you and your latin homosexual threatenings.
tsk tsk


message 5: by Leia (new)

Leia haha reviews like this make me want to give it a shot and see how hard i fail at it


Jimmy You will fail cause it'shorrible. Enough said.


Aaron I love this book. Yet, I understand your hatred for this book.

No, you're not a horrible person. Yo're just honest.

Cheers,
--Aaron


Ismoked420bluntz cool review bro


message 9: by Jonathonz (new) - added it

Jonathonz Ulysses without Gifford Annotated is absolutely unreadable unless you enjoy reading without understanding a damn thing about what the hell is going on. With it, it's very amusing and profound.


William Evan Understandable. A difficult read. Once you're ready to go on a journey,and grow some balls, you might come out of the story with a more enlightened state of mind. I hope next time you'll dry your ass better, for your pants' sake.


Jacqui Brazil I say hurrah! The toilet was the gods speaking to you! I gave my copy away! Never again will it attempt Joyce - my daughter on the other hand enjoyed Dubliners?! For some reason...


message 12: by Soy (new)

Soy Lecithin HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
UJ


Flora Such an honest man!hahaha


message 14: by Elisa (new) - added it

Elisa Haha!


message 15: by Michael (last edited Feb 02, 2015 01:36AM) (new) - rated it 3 stars

Michael David Hahaha! Brilliant!


freckledbibliophile I came across this book earlier this week and thought to buy it. Needless to say, I went with another one. Maybe, your hilarious review will almost make me look at getting it again. Btw, I love the brutal honesty.


Alicia The only reason I finished this book was because I've always finished a book I've started. I can't count how many times I wanted to quit, though. Glad I'm not the only one.


message 18: by Danie (new) - added it

Danie Winchester hahahahah!!!! one of the best review ever!!! I tried to read it years ago but I'll give it a try after I finished few other books


Rebecca Lowrance Jimmy, don't feel bad. I understood about .03% of what I read of that infernal book. If I had only been lucky enough to drop it in the toilet...


message 20: by Hammers_k (new)

Hammers_k you did yourself a favour. you're not a horrible person


Sophie This review made me laugh so much, I hope you don't mind I quoted it in my blog.


message 22: by Alyssa (new)

Alyssa Rodriguez


message 23: by Katy (new) - rated it 1 star

Katy M you are so lucky. I wish I had dropped it in the toilet. I'm just glad I never had to read this for school.


message 24: by Arik (new)

Arik Manley You're just W E A K B R O


message 25: by Peter (new) - added it

Peter Doyle One of the best reviews I have ever read.


message 26: by Avi (new) - rated it 1 star

Avi Gold love it.


message 27: by Gary (new)

Gary Senior hahahaha the best review I have ever had


message 28: by Gary (new)

Gary Senior 5 star for ur review jimmy


message 29: by Readinftw (new) - added it

Readinftw This is too real.


message 30: by Liam (new) - added it

Liam Mulkeen Why did the narcissist review something he didn't read?


message 31: by Kitty (new) - rated it 1 star

Kitty I wish I had taken your advice...or an oxy...or a boot to the head...


message 32: by Avi (new) - rated it 1 star

Avi Gold the toilet is a good place for it.my Irish father

always said it was shite


message 33: by Katy (new) - rated it 1 star

Katy M Liam wrote: "Why did the narcissist review something he didn't read?"

Because he started reading it and didn't like it. Which is what he said. Although more colorfully. I wish I hadn't finished it.


message 34: by Jaylin (new)

Jaylin IM SCREAMING HAHAHA AN ACT OF GOD


Renata Dizdarevic 😂 I laughed so hard ..


message 36: by Gargi (new) - added it

Gargi I love your review more than the book now.


message 37: by Patti (new)

Patti That bad?


Ù…ÀµØ§Ø¬Ø± What the hell?
😂


message 39: by Marco (new) - added it

Marco Cinelli Credo che sia il libro che ti ha rifiutato


message 40: by Book2Dragon (new) - added it

Book2Dragon LOL


message 41: by William (new) - added it

William D. wow . . .


message 42: by Fionnbharr (new) - added it

Fionnbharr Rodgers How does a book fall in the toilet�?


message 43: by Mairead (new)

Mairead Abbenda No you’re a great person.


message 44: by Jose (new)

Jose Garrido Goog lord! You nailed it, Jimmy!


message 45: by Elle (new)

Elle This made me laugh so fucking much


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