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Breaking Dawn (The Twilight Saga, #4)
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Oct 16, 2011
bookshelves: not-worth-the-hype, reread-for-the-nth-time, protagonists-i-want-to-laser-face, possible-creepers, wtf-concepts, way-too-many-love-interests, watch-out-for-puddles-of-angst, i-m-your-barbie-girl, i-spy-something-pointy, what-the-hell-was-that-endings, deus-ex-machina, dishonor-on-your-cow, wish-fulfillment-foundation, bye-bye-nineteenth-amendment
Robert Pattinson hates Twilight so much, it's hysterical.
Interviewer: 鈥淢illions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it鈥檚 almost heartbreaking because they don鈥檛 want it to be over. It鈥檚 a little bittersweet, isn鈥檛 it?鈥�
That look on his face is pure, unadulterated joy.
And let's not forget this:
From the mouth of the guy who plays him.
Or these:
And of course, the rest of the cast:
Interviewer: 鈥淢illions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it鈥檚 almost heartbreaking because they don鈥檛 want it to be over. It鈥檚 a little bittersweet, isn鈥檛 it?鈥�
That look on his face is pure, unadulterated joy.
And let's not forget this:
From the mouth of the guy who plays him.
Or these:
And of course, the rest of the cast:
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Reading Progress
Finished Reading
October 16, 2011
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July 19, 2012
– Shelved as:
not-worth-the-hype
November 14, 2012
– Shelved as:
reread-for-the-nth-time
January 5, 2013
– Shelved as:
protagonists-i-want-to-laser-face
September 30, 2013
– Shelved as:
possible-creepers
September 30, 2013
– Shelved as:
wtf-concepts
September 30, 2013
– Shelved as:
way-too-many-love-interests
May 6, 2014
– Shelved as:
watch-out-for-puddles-of-angst
July 29, 2014
– Shelved as:
i-m-your-barbie-girl
July 29, 2014
– Shelved as:
i-spy-something-pointy
July 29, 2014
– Shelved as:
what-the-hell-was-that-endings
January 16, 2015
– Shelved as:
deus-ex-machina
January 16, 2015
– Shelved as:
dishonor-on-your-cow
April 6, 2016
– Shelved as:
wish-fulfillment-foundation
April 14, 2016
– Shelved as:
bye-bye-nineteenth-amendment
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Oh gawd. Thanks for the laughs.
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You know, I've always kind've been against Pattinson without realising that it was purely based on him playing Edward. You have redeemed him in my eyes! Thank you for this review!
And this is why I love him. Got a crush on him during his time as Cedric, and then I kind of ignored him while everyone else fawned over him, but he's really just a hilarious guy.
I LOVED him as Cedric. I saw the first Twilight movie when I was still slightly gaga over that series but as those films went on and I reread the books I was just like "mehhhh I want Cedric back!!"
Figgy wrote: "You know, I've always kind've been against Pattinson without realising that it was purely based on him playing Edward. You have redeemed him in my eyes! Thank you for this review!"
That's like people who think Kristen is a horrible actress because of playing Bella. I always recommend The Runaways to people, she's absolutely fantastic in anything where her character isn't so totally vapid.
OMG, this guy really hates Twilight so much...more than I'd ever imagined (I'd heard about he thinks Edward is a psychopath, but not the rest). But it's a lovely review.
Ashley wrote: "I always recommend The Runaways to people, she's absolutely fantastic in anything where her character isn't so totally vapid."Will look into that!
I also quite liked her in Panic Room... Given that she was, what, 10? 12? Her character in that movie had a lot more to her than Bella could ever hope for.
Figgy wrote: "Ashley wrote: "I always recommend The Runaways to people, she's absolutely fantastic in anything where her character isn't so totally vapid."Will look into that!
I also quite liked her in Panic..."
She's got a few new ones coming out that look really interesting too -- Still Alice, where she plays Julianne Moore's daughter, and Camp X-Ray & Clouds of Sils Maria both look good.
You know, at first I kinda sneered at Robert for making money off of something he hated, then I thought: better this than some empty-headed jock who likes it to the point of not finding anything problematic!
Also, fan-plug: go listen to episodes 7, 10, 23, 32, 48 & 59 of the Made of Fail podcast to get some expert grassroots reactions on the entire Twilight phenomenon. You won't regret that.
Where did you find all these xD It's almost as if you have a folder for it on your computer :D
He's actually really witty in interviews. I used to hate him for his character too, but then I found all these pics and interviews on him gushing over his family, and my respect went right up. You have to love his determination to ignore everything his publicist says.
I love Robert Pattinson simply because of how much he hates twilight. I think the creepy baby gif is my favorite. his just looks so disgusted. :)
Because Cedric is an awesome character. Edward is a condescending murderer.
Hahaha I had no idea Pattinson hated Twilight so much
I had no idea I hated him so much until I stopped. Thanks for that, Natalie !
Love this. Great review, anyway. Lol
Bahahahaha this is hilarious.
Best review ever! Totally made my day. And I like Pattinson again. :)
Thats the funniest thing!! Lol even the actors cant stand this story xD BTW i love ur reviews!
Thanks, everyone! I live to entertain.
This is so funny! Thanks for posting Natalie :)
Omg this was fabulous! I love Rob as a person. Forget anything he's acted in, he's just this ball of snark and distaste that is absolutely perfect.
He hates his job so much. I adore him.
Hahahahahahaha, I loved this. I think I fell in love with Pattinson after this ^^ You know, I actually relate him to Cedric. If I see his name somewhere, I think, "hey! That's the guy from HP!". LOL. Have I said how much I love this? I only read the first book in this series and I hated it... who knows how I would have felt had I read the rest.
I used to love Twilight鈥�*dodges shoes*鈥攂efore I realized how misogynist and unhealthy it is. Pattinson admitted he'd rather play Cedric than Edward. Because Cedric is a fabulous character and Edward is Edward. XD
Kira wrote: "Thank you so much for this review."I live to spread the joy of gif-filled reviews. XD
I think the one with Anna Kendrick is my favorite, but maybe I'm just biased.
Lol! This is a Fab review! I knew Rob didn't like Twilight but this outright hate. He is amazing! Thanks for those gifs!
Thank you for this. I read the books and didn't mind them but I was not down for the movies not to mention #NotMyEdward. But seeing how much he was also #NotHisEdward (Watching too much John Oliver) makes me actually like the guy.I knew Anna Kendrick hated that time in her life but I didn't realize Pattinson hated it this much as well.
This is the best thing I have read all day
That bit with Cedric thing made me laugh so damn hard!!! This is true, especially the movie.
Oh, my God. This review is my life.
I'm sorry, but this is not a review.
Lol funny! Thanks for this post, just what I needed!!
Madeline wrote: "I'm sorry, but this is not a review."Haha, neither is yours.
I'd like to see your review police credentials.
Twilight was really big when I was in secondary school and the whole thing and everyone involved always annoyed me. As such I just assumed Pattinson was a knob but after reading this he actually seems like a decent guy.I haven't changed my opinion of a movie-star this drastically since Troy McClure's fish....situation.
I didn't know robert hated his roll untill now lol.
Conor wrote: "Twilight was really big when I was in secondary school and the whole thing and everyone involved always annoyed me. As such I just assumed Pattinson was a knob but after reading this he actually se..."I love your Simpsons reference.
LOOOOL I had no idea he hated Twilight xD Haha his replys are hilarious. Does everyone in the cast hate it I wonder xDDD I actually liked Twilight don't know what I'd think now.
I actually liked the books, the movies....not so much!!
I don't really liked Stewart or Pattinson because I initially saw them as Bella and Edward. After seeing this, I became a fan of them. Still not a fan of the roles they played though lol
The book is more better than movie
