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Biting Cold by Chloe Neill
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“If you have a preferred god, Sentinel, I suggest you start praying. And soon.�

Pray that Neill will put this series out of its misery ASAP, that is.

First impressions
This is the last chance I’m giving Chicagoland Vampires. Screw this up and I’m out. Hell, I’m actually expecting a screw-up, but maybe it’s for the best. I don’t really feel like continuing this series anymore. All of this because of how things evolved between Merit, Ethan and Mallory. Well, when you put it that way it’s almost everyone in the book.

The plot
Ethan is back from the dead and he isn’t a zombie. Yet. Mallory is still on the run, endlessly chasing after the big evil book, the Maleficium. Why is that? To publish another Chicagoland Vampires book, of course. Merit and Ethan join forces, of course, to stop the evil bitch witch and after a bunch of useless events involving gnomes (??), a freaky Maleficium –induced binary fission and loads of teenage angst (yes, it’s Ethan) Mallory snaps out of her evil sleepwalking state and turns back into her old kind self. Yep, just like that. Oh yeah, and she repents through washing excessively oily Ukrainian dishes.

Yes Miss Neill, a worthy punishment for a person who switched to using black magic and almost destroyed the world is to wash dishes.

Even so, the danger is not over. The freaky binary fission produced another worthy enemy. An angel!



Yes, first blood thirsty gnomes and now an angel. But not just any good 'ol angel, a fallen angel, who � surprise, surprise � wants to destroy the world. As one does. And, as always, our golden couple, Ethan and Merit, is the only hope this dear planet has.



My thoughts
Now this was a total waste of time. I’ll save you the bother of reading till the end and tell you now that I won’t be continuing the series. I'm suspecting that the author lost her touch somehow. Or it's just me having high expectations again, which is not a first.

I don’t really care about Merit’s relationship with Ethan anymore. I want a good story not a bunch of filler romance. And that’s where my problem lies. The good story. I used to think that the whole evil witch thing was not nice. And now we get fallen angels.

They're twin brothers? One good one evil?



Merit and Ethan’s relationship weakened dreadfully. I don’t feel the passion between them; I am not interested in them getting together even. Which is obviously going to happen, the unwritten love triangle rule is that the choice always is the emo character. Dark, broody, misunderstood. Has to happen.

Mallory’s redemption was also pure filler, the sole purpose of this was to bring Ethan back. She served it and now she’ll get back to normal. Mark my words.

I was going to give it two stars but the twin-Tates incident is why I’m removing one star from my rating. The absurdity stupidity of it is too high to be forgiven.

A short conclusion
Biting Cold is full of tasteless romance and the story is not good enough to make up for all the other weak points. Which are far too many. I can’t begin to express how disappointed I am. I was hoping to give Chicagoland Vampires a second chance but Biting Cold sealed the deal. I won’t be continuing the series anymore.
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Reading Progress

November 3, 2011 – Shelved
August 7, 2012 – Shelved as: suburban-fantasy
August 31, 2012 – Started Reading
August 31, 2012 – Shelved as: buddy-or-group-read
September 2, 2012 –
9.0%
September 2, 2012 –
page 135
38.79% "Two Tates? That's your story?..."
September 2, 2012 –
page 168
48.28% "Angels..."
September 2, 2012 –
page 200
57.47% "I can't wait to finish reading this. I'm trying so hard not to drop it and start something else."
September 3, 2012 –
page 218
62.64% ""You are an universe" - what does that even mean? Is he calling her fat?"
September 3, 2012 –
page 273
78.45% ""Are you sure you want to permanently delete this ebook? "
Fuck yeah."
September 3, 2012 – Finished Reading
September 4, 2012 – Shelved as: d-oh
September 4, 2012 – Shelved as: romance-ish
September 4, 2012 – Shelved as: infuriating-characters
September 4, 2012 – Shelved as: dafuq-did-i-just-read
September 4, 2012 – Shelved as: fanged-and-deadly
September 4, 2012 – Shelved as: chonk-kitty-judges-you
September 4, 2012 – Shelved as: i-am-disappoint
September 4, 2012 – Shelved as: witchy
September 4, 2012 – Shelved as: please-end-it-already
September 4, 2012 – Shelved as: welcome-to-snoozeville
September 4, 2012 – Shelved as: paranormal-fix
September 4, 2012 – Shelved as: whiny-bitches
September 7, 2012 – Shelved as: big-fucking-nope
September 7, 2012 – Shelved as: scumbags
September 7, 2012 – Shelved as: reviewed-2012
September 19, 2012 – Shelved as: facepalm
July 9, 2013 – Shelved as: last-chance

Comments Showing 1-50 of 75 (75 new)


Dija Buddy read?


´¡²Ô³úû I'm not so excited about this so I don't think I'll be reading it too soon. If you still wanna go for it then ok, I'm in.


Dija That's why I wanna buddy read it, because I know that on my own I might never get around to reading it. XD


´¡²Ô³úû Hahaha. Ok then, when do you feel like you'll have the power to start it?


Dija I dunno. Sometime towards the ending of August/beginning of September? A part of me wants to read it ASAP, just so I can get it over with, but that part is really tiny, so I doubt that'll happen. XD


´¡²Ô³úû Better get mentally prepared for it :)) So yeah, end of Aug/beginning of Sept is perfect.


Aly is so frigging bored Our buddy read, cool.


Aure #SlavaUkrain  You should get paid, I often read what you wrote, just to know what to read next! :)))


´¡²Ô³úû Lol, I wouldn't mind that! The good life, getting paid to read books. Unless they're shitty books. Then it would be hell.


Aure #SlavaUkrain  yeah.. well anyways, If I'd get paid for reading bs, I'd probably not even be bitchy about it lol


´¡²Ô³úû Really? :))


Aure #SlavaUkrain  probably not :)


Aly is so frigging bored I was right! I love it when I am right :D


Aure #SlavaUkrain  lolz Aly. Who doesn't


message 15: by mrsj (new) - rated it 2 stars

mrsj Nice one! :)


´¡²Ô³úû @Aly: It was a lucky guess :p

@Aurelija: We'd get bitchy sooner or later :))

@Mrsj: I'm so happy you hated it too. It seems like we're the only ones who did :/ All those five and four star reviews..

@Jenny: Did you see that they're having the series up to book 10 !!!! in the GR Chicagoland Vampires list? Milking ftw...


Aure #SlavaUkrain  tell me about it... I think I was born bitchy lolz.
And Sarcasm is my middle name lmao :D


Aly is so frigging bored I am voting for some new dimensions :D


´¡²Ô³úû Demonic babies that can travel through different dimensions. They will also awaken the four horsemen of the apocalypse and bring the end of the world.


Aly is so frigging bored Not bad, you should write a book about that love :D I would definitely buy it


´¡²Ô³úû I'll note down the idea, who knows when it will come in handy :)))


Aly is so frigging bored Anzu wrote: "I'll note down the idea, who knows when it will come in handy :)))"

You should note all of them down :)) I think you had others over the time I've known you :D


´¡²Ô³úû I have two more, I guess.


message 24: by Bookobsessed (new)

Bookobsessed loved ur review!! dude, i was done with this series since the last book so i refused to read this one. ethan was lame and merit was not even a cool heroine. the other characters who lived with her were more fun. series started off good in book 1 but just went downhill from there. ;(


´¡²Ô³úû Heh, thanks :D

I wasn't joking when I said that I won't be continuing the series. I got bored of all the nonsense that's going on.


message 26: by Stephanie (new)

Stephanie I´m glad I read your review, I was rereading the 1st book and though I might give the series another chance by reading this book. But everything you said is exactly the reasons I hadn´t. Just like when Ethan died and it was so obvious that she would bring him back. So I didn´t think she would have the balls to actually keep Mallory evil. If she was going to go for it 100% it could have saved the series.


´¡²Ô³úû She's just milking it, and it's too obvious. What authors do for money..


Aure #SlavaUkrain  Most of published authors do it for money, but hey, some of them actually have good imagination and can put together a great story


message 29: by Stephanie (new)

Stephanie Lack of imagination but also lack of trust in the reader. I would have kept reading even if Ethan was dead. He was hardly dead one book, plus all the while he kept showing up so it was obvious he wasn´t gone for good. I don´t mind figuring out what´s going to happen, it can be exiting to see if you are right. But I never had any doubt he would come back or that Mallory would come back.


Aure #SlavaUkrain  I couldn't help myself from comparing how Mac felt when Barrons died ( the first time i mean lol)
She was devastated, I was devastated.. I really did cry, my heart hurt etc . And Merit... well, not so much. It's like she didn't really cared for him. Sometimes she did, sometimes she didn't. I absolutely felt nothing reading it.


Laura (Kyahgirl) great review. Ethan is such a complete pussy it has wrecked this series for me. Maybe she should have stuck to UF because she's really failing at the R in PNR!


Aure #SlavaUkrain  JennyJen wrote: "I was happy. Good riddance."

happy 'bout what?


Aure #SlavaUkrain  Are we talking about Ethan or Barrons lol :D
cause if you say one bad word about Barrons... :D


Aure #SlavaUkrain  huh! I feel relieved :)
I actually didn't liked their 'relationship' from beginning..


´¡²Ô³úû JennyJen wrote: "Ethan."

Oh Ethan... Not only Ethan, all of them. BURN IN HELL!


Aure #SlavaUkrain  :D
I can't believe I bought this one, and I'm not even sure I'll read it. Maybe a day will come when I'll need to prove something to myself by reading it. I just don't know what it might be?


message 37: by Stephanie (new)

Stephanie Aurelija The Golden aka Mary Maundrell wrote: "I couldn't help myself from comparing how Mac felt when Barrons died ( the first time i mean lol)
She was devastated, I was devastated.. I really did cry, my heart hurt etc . And Merit... well, not..."


I hadn´t thought of that yes there you can see how good it can be when it is done right. I was also devastated when I found out about Barrons, didn´t know if he was truly gone.


Aure #SlavaUkrain  Hi 5 Jenny, you were not alone!


´¡²Ô³úû I screamed at my Kindle for like 30 minutes at the end of the book when Barrons.. well you know (spoiler free) :))


message 40: by Stephanie (new)

Stephanie Anzu wrote: "I screamed at my Kindle for like 30 minutes at the end of the book when Barrons.. well you know (spoiler free) :))"

Yeah, I was in a state of shock when I finished Dreamfever. I think I didn´t react for at least 10 minutes.


Aure #SlavaUkrain  Oh I react, it was like my friend had died and I didn't want anyone to know or see me. Thank God that I've read it when everyone was already asleep. My husband would have thought I'm an idiot :D


message 42: by Stephanie (new)

Stephanie Well, my mind reacted in complete denial but my body... I just stayed sitting on my bed looking at the book.


Aure #SlavaUkrain  (view spoiler)


message 44: by Stephanie (new)

Stephanie Yes, I spend thinking who else it could be the entire year that we had to wait for the next book.


´¡²Ô³úû (view spoiler) :))


Aure #SlavaUkrain  Anzu wrote: "[spoilers removed] :))"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OMG!!
I can't breathe! :DDDDD LOOOOOOOOL
You killed me with this one :DDD


´¡²Ô³úû It makes perfect sense :p


Aure #SlavaUkrain  It really does, cause he's soooo caveman-like :DD


´¡²Ô³úû Exactly!

Btw, did you guys read this?

Right?? I mean, right?? Who's with me?


Aure #SlavaUkrain  Can't see that, we're not friends in FB :))

But you are right, mostly all of the time :)


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