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Biting Cold (Chicagoland Vampires, #6)
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Pray that Neill will put this series out of its misery ASAP, that is.
First impressions
This is the last chance I’m giving Chicagoland Vampires. Screw this up and I’m out. Hell, I’m actually expecting a screw-up, but maybe it’s for the best. I don’t really feel like continuing this series anymore. All of this because of how things evolved between Merit, Ethan and Mallory. Well, when you put it that way it’s almost everyone in the book.
The plot
Ethan is back from the dead and he isn’t a zombie. Yet. Mallory is still on the run, endlessly chasing after the big evil book, the Maleficium. Why is that? To publish another Chicagoland Vampires book, of course. Merit and Ethan join forces, of course, to stop the evilbitch witch and after a bunch of useless events involving gnomes (??), a freaky Maleficium –induced binary fission and loads of teenage angst (yes, it’s Ethan) Mallory snaps out of her evil sleepwalking state and turns back into her old kind self. Yep, just like that. Oh yeah, and she repents through washing excessively oily Ukrainian dishes.
Yes Miss Neill, a worthy punishment for a person who switched to using black magic and almost destroyed the world is to wash dishes.
Even so, the danger is not over. The freaky binary fission produced another worthy enemy. An angel!

Yes, first blood thirsty gnomes and now an angel. But not just any good 'ol angel, a fallen angel, who � surprise, surprise � wants to destroy the world. As one does. And, as always, our golden couple, Ethan and Merit, is the only hope this dear planet has.

My thoughts
Now this was a total waste of time. I’ll save you the bother of reading till the end and tell you now that I won’t be continuing the series. I'm suspecting that the author lost her touch somehow. Or it's just me having high expectations again, which is not a first.
I don’t really care about Merit’s relationship with Ethan anymore. I want a good story not a bunch of filler romance. And that’s where my problem lies. The good story. I used to think that the whole evil witch thing was not nice. And now we get fallen angels.
They're twin brothers? One good one evil?

Merit and Ethan’s relationship weakened dreadfully. I don’t feel the passion between them; I am not interested in them getting together even. Which is obviously going to happen, the unwritten love triangle rule is that the choice always is the emo character. Dark, broody, misunderstood. Has to happen.
Mallory’s redemption was also pure filler, the sole purpose of this was to bring Ethan back. She served it and now she’ll get back to normal. Mark my words.
I was going to give it two stars but the twin-Tates incident is why I’m removing one star from my rating. Theabsurdity stupidity of it is too high to be forgiven.
A short conclusion
Biting Cold is full of tasteless romance and the story is not good enough to make up for all the other weak points. Which are far too many. I can’t begin to express how disappointed I am. I was hoping to give Chicagoland Vampires a second chance but Biting Cold sealed the deal. I won’t be continuing the series anymore.
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bookshelves: suburban-fantasy, buddy-or-group-read, romance-ish, infuriating-characters, d-oh, dafuq-did-i-just-read, fanged-and-deadly, chonk-kitty-judges-you, i-am-disappoint, witchy, please-end-it-already, welcome-to-snoozeville, paranormal-fix, whiny-bitches, big-fucking-nope, scumbags, reviewed-2012, facepalm, last-chance
Nov 03, 2011
bookshelves: suburban-fantasy, buddy-or-group-read, romance-ish, infuriating-characters, d-oh, dafuq-did-i-just-read, fanged-and-deadly, chonk-kitty-judges-you, i-am-disappoint, witchy, please-end-it-already, welcome-to-snoozeville, paranormal-fix, whiny-bitches, big-fucking-nope, scumbags, reviewed-2012, facepalm, last-chance
“If you have a preferred god, Sentinel, I suggest you start praying. And soon.�
Pray that Neill will put this series out of its misery ASAP, that is.
First impressions
This is the last chance I’m giving Chicagoland Vampires. Screw this up and I’m out. Hell, I’m actually expecting a screw-up, but maybe it’s for the best. I don’t really feel like continuing this series anymore. All of this because of how things evolved between Merit, Ethan and Mallory. Well, when you put it that way it’s almost everyone in the book.
The plot
Ethan is back from the dead and he isn’t a zombie. Yet. Mallory is still on the run, endlessly chasing after the big evil book, the Maleficium. Why is that? To publish another Chicagoland Vampires book, of course. Merit and Ethan join forces, of course, to stop the evil
Yes Miss Neill, a worthy punishment for a person who switched to using black magic and almost destroyed the world is to wash dishes.
Even so, the danger is not over. The freaky binary fission produced another worthy enemy. An angel!

Yes, first blood thirsty gnomes and now an angel. But not just any good 'ol angel, a fallen angel, who � surprise, surprise � wants to destroy the world. As one does. And, as always, our golden couple, Ethan and Merit, is the only hope this dear planet has.

My thoughts
Now this was a total waste of time. I’ll save you the bother of reading till the end and tell you now that I won’t be continuing the series. I'm suspecting that the author lost her touch somehow. Or it's just me having high expectations again, which is not a first.
I don’t really care about Merit’s relationship with Ethan anymore. I want a good story not a bunch of filler romance. And that’s where my problem lies. The good story. I used to think that the whole evil witch thing was not nice. And now we get fallen angels.
They're twin brothers? One good one evil?

Merit and Ethan’s relationship weakened dreadfully. I don’t feel the passion between them; I am not interested in them getting together even. Which is obviously going to happen, the unwritten love triangle rule is that the choice always is the emo character. Dark, broody, misunderstood. Has to happen.
Mallory’s redemption was also pure filler, the sole purpose of this was to bring Ethan back. She served it and now she’ll get back to normal. Mark my words.
I was going to give it two stars but the twin-Tates incident is why I’m removing one star from my rating. The
A short conclusion
Biting Cold is full of tasteless romance and the story is not good enough to make up for all the other weak points. Which are far too many. I can’t begin to express how disappointed I am. I was hoping to give Chicagoland Vampires a second chance but Biting Cold sealed the deal. I won’t be continuing the series anymore.
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Reading Progress
November 3, 2011
– Shelved
August 7, 2012
– Shelved as:
suburban-fantasy
August 31, 2012
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Started Reading
August 31, 2012
– Shelved as:
buddy-or-group-read
September 2, 2012
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9.0%
September 2, 2012
–
57.47%
"I can't wait to finish reading this. I'm trying so hard not to drop it and start something else."
page
200
September 3, 2012
–
62.64%
""You are an universe" - what does that even mean? Is he calling her fat?"
page
218
September 3, 2012
–
78.45%
""Are you sure you want to permanently delete this ebook? "
Fuck yeah."
page
273
Fuck yeah."
September 3, 2012
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Finished Reading
September 4, 2012
– Shelved as:
d-oh
September 4, 2012
– Shelved as:
romance-ish
September 4, 2012
– Shelved as:
infuriating-characters
September 4, 2012
– Shelved as:
dafuq-did-i-just-read
September 4, 2012
– Shelved as:
fanged-and-deadly
September 4, 2012
– Shelved as:
chonk-kitty-judges-you
September 4, 2012
– Shelved as:
i-am-disappoint
September 4, 2012
– Shelved as:
witchy
September 4, 2012
– Shelved as:
please-end-it-already
September 4, 2012
– Shelved as:
welcome-to-snoozeville
September 4, 2012
– Shelved as:
paranormal-fix
September 4, 2012
– Shelved as:
whiny-bitches
September 7, 2012
– Shelved as:
big-fucking-nope
September 7, 2012
– Shelved as:
scumbags
September 7, 2012
– Shelved as:
reviewed-2012
September 19, 2012
– Shelved as:
facepalm
July 9, 2013
– Shelved as:
last-chance
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@Aurelija: We'd get bitchy sooner or later :))
@Mrsj: I'm so happy you hated it too. It seems like we're the only ones who did :/ All those five and four star reviews..
@Jenny: Did you see that they're having the series up to book 10 !!!! in the GR Chicagoland Vampires list? Milking ftw...


You should note all of them down :)) I think you had others over the time I've known you :D


I wasn't joking when I said that I won't be continuing the series. I got bored of all the nonsense that's going on.




She was devastated, I was devastated.. I really did cry, my heart hurt etc . And Merit... well, not so much. It's like she didn't really cared for him. Sometimes she did, sometimes she didn't. I absolutely felt nothing reading it.


I can't believe I bought this one, and I'm not even sure I'll read it. Maybe a day will come when I'll need to prove something to myself by reading it. I just don't know what it might be?

She was devastated, I was devastated.. I really did cry, my heart hurt etc . And Merit... well, not..."
I hadn´t thought of that yes there you can see how good it can be when it is done right. I was also devastated when I found out about Barrons, didn´t know if he was truly gone.


Yeah, I was in a state of shock when I finished Dreamfever. I think I didn´t react for at least 10 minutes.



LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OMG!!
I can't breathe! :DDDDD LOOOOOOOOL
You killed me with this one :DDD