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Unravel Me by Tahereh Mafi
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bookshelves: 2018, ya-fantasy
Read 2 times. Last read April 10, 2018 to April 16, 2018.

what in twilight- by- stephenie- meyer- hell was this book

i'll tell you a little secret about myself. i used to be... twilight obsessed. i'm talking: got upset that the filming location changed from forks to vancouver, worried about integrity of the book to script adaptation, was a part of a twilight collab youtube channel endorsed by stephenie meyer... that kind of obsessed.

so, by proxy i sort of... loved this??? yeah objectively, it's total trash. this is thinly veiled smut, parading as "dystopian." but i'm such a sucker for it.

*spoilers ahead please proceed with mild caution... seriously though just a name reveal spoiler

as i explained last book, there really is zero plot or world building in these books. i mean, truly, it's horrendous. any hint of plot comes in and instantly i understand "oh this is just a way to keep our horny teens away from each other." but seriously, it's fine. we'll just talk about characters instead

adam, a man who can frankly just take me far away while i swoon forever:
- he loves her but CANNOT touch her [are you SHOOK can you feel the ANGST???]
- not only is he NOT a creep but he's also not the kind of fuck boi that tells you over and over he's going to change and begs you for a second chance.... he's clearly better than that
- he's not weepy or pathetic. that would be LAME

everybody's favorite BAD BOI! A-A-RON
- CRYSTAL GREEN eyes, COIFFED blonde hair that sometimes gets messy & and icy hands (seriously how is this not twilight)
- he LOVES her and can TOUCH her
- he is most definitely NOT a stalker who stole her journal and memorized passages to read back to her
- he really isn't the type of guy to encourage you to murder people
- doesn't kick dogs

and jeweltone just continues to wax poetic about the cold breeze on her hard nips & the intricacies of being like ~so bad~ because her hands are killin tools. all in a day's work honestly.

tbh just waiting for the sociopath & jujubee to consummate their love so i'll be reading the next book this week. stay tuned for riveting updates


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rOlLeRcOaStEr of emotions over here, rtc

ready to be unraveled like a roll of toilet paper with sabrien & kayla
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Reading Progress

Finished Reading
April 10, 2018 – Started Reading
April 10, 2018 – Shelved as: to-read
April 10, 2018 – Shelved
April 10, 2018 –
page 0
0.0% "part 2 of this WILD ride with the usual suspects: sabrien & kayla"
April 10, 2018 –
page 38
7.92% ""a crazy happy impossibility wrapped in tissue paper, tied with a bow, tucked away in my heart"

description

someone plz shut her up"
April 11, 2018 –
page 57
11.88% ""I feel like now might be a good time to jump off a cliff"

WOW THANKS FOR SAYING IT SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO, SIS!

description"
April 11, 2018 –
page 62
12.92% ""i've been psychologically damaged for a very long time"

description

omg u can C H I L L tho"
April 14, 2018 –
page 87
18.13% ""but that's not what i want- you're not asking me what I want-"

description

um yeah maybe because other people have autonomy and can make decisions about their own bodies B I T C H u can CHOKE"
April 15, 2018 –
22.0% ""All you do is sit around and think about your feelings. You've got problems boo-freaking hoo. Your parents hate you and it's so hard but you have to wear gloves for the rest of your life because you kill people when you touch them. Who gives a shit"

description"
April 15, 2018 –
30.0% "sometimes i wonder about glue

description

first of all, why. second of all, no one cares."
April 15, 2018 –
35.0% "“But it’ll be different this time, I swear�

If I had a dollar for every time a sad white boi said that shit to me I’d be sitting on a cool million. Adam, plz see urself out."
April 15, 2018 –
55.0% "“murderer on my lap�

never thought I’d be so happy to hear those words 😇😬👏"
April 16, 2018 –
60.0% "not to be crass... but does juliette have golden tits? cause there's literally no other reason for every man she comes into contact with to be "hungry" for her, jfc"
April 16, 2018 –
60.0% ""I really wish you wouldn't waste your affections on someone who has to beg for your love." He cocks his head at Adam. "How sad for you. This must be terribly embarrassing."

oh. my. god.

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April 16, 2018 –
60.0% "hell is empty & all the devils are here

it's official folks, i'm in L O V E"
April 16, 2018 –
70.0% ""I want to be your best friend in the entire world"

translation: i really want to get in ur pants, ma"
April 16, 2018 – Shelved as: 2018
April 16, 2018 – Shelved as: ya-fantasy
April 16, 2018 – Finished Reading

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message 1: by Yusra (new) - added it

Yusra  ✨ ohmyyygood I cried 🤣🤣


message 2: by Cyrilia (new)

Cyrilia DZ😁


Sabrien Abdelrahman lol same


chan ☆ Yusra wrote: "ohmyyygood I cried 🤣🤣"

hehe be prepared for equally as sexy updates


Charlie Oof.


Jeff You’ll be shitting ur pants when reading this as well, so the toilet paper come in handy ;)


message 7: by Yusra (new) - added it

Yusra  ✨ @kayla what’s funny is she still hasn’t finished my Lady Jane


chan ☆ Yusra wrote: "@kayla what’s funny is she still hasn’t finished my Lady Jane"

WOW i really deserved that roast. it's true, it's totally on my back burner rn


shady boots I am so into this series and I'm not even sorry about it lmfao


Kelechi LMAO listen . . . this was my fave dystopian series when it came out a few years ago and I will die on this hill! I recently reread the series before restore me came out and plot what plot? no plot was necessary outside of my angsty enemies-to-lovers ship I admit I am trash for


chan ☆ @kelechi omfgggg yes exactly. we will embrace our trash ways, it’s fine


Kelechi chandler ainsley [reads] wrote: "@kelechi omfgggg yes exactly. we will embrace our trash ways, it’s fine"

self-acceptance is truly the key to happiness!!!


Kelechi shady wrote: "I am so into this series and I'm not even sorry about it lmfao"

loool sameee


Haley | ReadMyLips hahaha yes yes yes


message 15: by Tara (new) - rated it 5 stars

Tara JUJUBEE I'M CRYINGGGG


message 16: by Silke (new) - added it

Silke Love your review 😂 I’m total trash for this series I read it for the first time in 2015 and Warner was one of my first original book crushes (as were Edward and Jacob, I was Twilight trash too I had this phase where I just reread the Twilight series over and over again for months on end it got a little out of hand) so it’s kinda nostalgic to me? I have no doubt that if I’d reread Shatter Me now I’d cringe non-stop but Warner is still my weak spot I mean how couldn’t he be??


message 17: by Sunny (new) - rated it 1 star

Sunny Lol in my opinion the third book was the worst. Most people say it’s the best though. So mine is an unpopular opinion.


message 18: by TS (new) - rated it 2 stars

TS TEAM EDWARD BISH


message 19: by el (new) - rated it 3 stars

el I’m c r y i n g, you put it so poetically :�) beautiful review ;)


message 20: by Jessica (new)

Jessica Ok, now you've done it. I'm going to read this series. The thinly veiled smut bit sold me on it. 😂


message 21: by Teresa Faliq � (new)

Teresa Faliq ☼ I’m dead now 😂


chan ☆ el wrote: "I’m c r y i n g, you put it so poetically :�) beautiful review ;)"

wow ty ty


chan ☆ Jessica wrote: "Ok, now you've done it. I'm going to read this series. The thinly veiled smut bit sold me on it. 😂"

haha it's probably not worth reading the books for if u want something truly sexy but it'll do in a pinch. i understand the high ratings from all the horny lil teens


Hayley ☾ (TheVillainousReader) Hahaha this is the best. I love that nicknames


chan ☆ ☾Hayley wrote: "Hahaha this is the best. I love that nicknames"

lol i'm just soooooo fond of the characters


Rebecca I feel like I understand you. I loved these books! But, I also know that the writing wasn’t THAT great. 🤷🏼‍♀�


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