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Eternals by Neil Gaiman
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Do you just love backstory?! Then this graphic novel may be for you! Cuz, there's really nothing else besides the backstory. The characters not even wooden so much as paper dolls marching around scenery, barely distinguishable. Except for the Deviants, our Bad Guys; it is obvious who they are because they are ugly! They have gross deformities like tentacles and fangs and mouths in their stomachs. Everyone knows that ugly/deformed/otherwise differing-looking people are Teh Ebuls. And also, Bad Guys are so awful, they are like Nazis! In that they say vaguely Nazi-sounding things like, "Tomorrow they will announce that atrocities have been committed by... Who? Gypsies, perhaps. Or homosexuals, or Slavs. And it will be necessary to bring back the secret police." This is in Russia, by the way, where as far as I know Slavs and Gypsies are not considered highly problematic. And why would someone who wasn't actually human care about race, anyway? Aside from the robot-looking-but-apparently-not-robotic Celestials, who think some types of people taste better than others. And even the people-eating is boring because the folks who get eaten are faceless nonentities who get tossed down like popcorn. There's not even any gore. Aside from some interesting mythological elements, which get related in the least-interesting way possible, and some under-played alternate history aspects, this is a disappointingly generic oh-noes-destruction-of-the-entire-world comic book. I really hope when I have lived for millenia with my superpowers 'n' stuff I have more personality than these dopes.
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Reading Progress

June 29, 2008 – Shelved
January 17, 2011 – Started Reading
January 21, 2011 – Finished Reading

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message 1: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Vegan Thanks for the hearty chuckles, Miriam.

I'm surprised you gave it 3 stars. Why not 2 or 1? I'm curious what you did like about it.


message 2: by Mir (new) - rated it 3 stars

Mir I really liked the idea -- there are 90 immortal, powerful individuals, who we know as mythical heroes and deities (but existed before and are more than the myths) but in some vast conflict their memories were erased and they were left to live as normal humans, unaware of their powers. I was partly annoyed at this treatment for wasting such a great premise.


message 3: by Scribble (new)

Scribble Orca oooh! That would do it for me, too, Miriam. Thanks for the clarification.


message 4: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Vegan I agree; it's a wonderful premise. Very enticing.


message 5: by Sarah (new)

Sarah I've only read a few of his short stories, but I had pretty much the same feeling about them. I like Neil Gaiman. He's my people. But, I really don't think he's that great a writer!


message 6: by Mir (new) - rated it 3 stars

Mir He's written some stuff I really like, but at other times I don't feel like he's trying his best.


Petergiaquinta You liked it even less than me but gave it one more star! You’re being generous to Gaiman here. I was quite disappointed with this whole thing.


message 8: by Mir (new) - rated it 3 stars

Mir Petergiaquinta wrote: "You liked it even less than me but gave it one more star! You’re being generous to Gaiman here. I was quite disappointed with this whole thing."

I was trying to be charitable in case it was my fault for not reading earlier material that would make this better in context.


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