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It all started when I said Woman at War was about 'a woman who couldn't have babies, went about exploding things instead, ended up in gaol.'

Artsy-fartsy from kangaroo country and language egghead from the Welsh hinterland invent a bore of a game in the land of tax evaders.


Something like that?

I think that technically it breaks the rules, but it's so in the spirit of ±õ²Ô²õ±ð²Ô²õ¾±³Ù¾±±¹±ð!â„� that maybe we should change them.

Hamlet

Danish twink gets his knickers in a twist when dead cuckolded daddy whines about his slut wife shagging his pseudo-christian brother who poisoned him


not too many groups, but I'm new at this game....

Matt wrote: "Artsy-fartsy from kangaroo country and language egghead from the Welsh hinterland invent a bore of a game in the land of tax evaders.


Something like that?"

Sounds like a fantastic movie - I hope it comes our way.

Did we mention that first prize is free Australian citizenship?

Manny wrote: "Did we mention that first prize is free Australian citizenship?"

that's a bonus, that is... i'd like to have a second passport for when the US implodes...

Jim wrote: "Hamlet

Danish twink gets his knickers in a twist when dead cuckolded daddy whines about his slut wife shagging his pseudo-christian brother who poisoned him"

I have been searching for years for a skit I saw on TV long ago. The setting was one of those TV talk shows, guests who are weird and titillate the audience. The host announces to the audience something along the lines 'Ladies and gentlemen, our next guest's uncle murdered his father and then married his mother. Please meet Hamlet, Prince of Denmark.' Crowd goes wild... The same show did a Jane Eyre one that was good too. But I can't find either, sad to say.

notgettingenough wrote: "It all started when I said Woman at War was about 'a woman who couldn't have babies, went about exploding things instead, ended up in gaol.'"

Surely "Ageing, unattractive Icelandic loser with confused Green views can't have babies, goes around exploding things instead, and ends up in gaol"? Only 21 words, so can probably still be improved.

Manny wrote: "Surely "Ageing, unattractive Icelandic loser with confused Green views can't have babies, goes around exploding things instead, and ends up in gaol"? Only 21 words, so can probably still be improved. "

I dare say. But I wasn't playing a game at the time....could you squeeze in something about relationships between relatives maybe? That farmer cousin.

There's room to insert "would-be incestuous"!

Cheeky brat follows dopy bunny to implausible country, becomes junkie and escapes beheading by bitch queen. Written by maths freak and alleged chicken hawk.


PS: You can keep the Aussie passport.

Infinite Jest

Motley mélange of tennis pussies, druggies, drunks, gluttons, and tranny junkies, chased by crippled canucks, 12-stepping through their shithole country, find solace in mommy’s apologies

Le petit prince

Emo, gender-fluid minor royal with confused liberal/New Age views becomes illegal migrant to escape failed relationship, distracts over-impressionable French hack author, then tops himself.

Atlas Shrugged

Sociopathic, narcissistic, workaholic female trainspotter, into BDSM, breaks up marriage then dumps lover for guy who's even better at destroying Western civilization.

Moby Dick

Sailor's yarn told by a faggot and redskin lover about a hunt led by a hateful cripple for an albino fish oil supplier.

Matt wrote: "Moby Dick

Sailor's yarn told by a faggot and redskin lover about a hunt led by a hateful cripple for an albino fish oil supplier."

nice! you ought to post this over in the Haters In Exile group... they love this kind of ±õ²Ô²õ±ð²Ô²õ¾±³Ù¾±±¹±ð!â„� spewage....

Jim wrote: "you ought to post this over in the Haters In Exile group"

Nah. Wasted effort. Those liberal pussies in the Haters in Exile club don't even know what real hatred is.


Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of it :)

Matt wrote: "Jim wrote: "you ought to post this over in the Haters In Exile group"

Nah. Wasted effort. Those liberal pussies in the Haters in Exile club don't even know what real hatred is.


Hey, I think I'm..."

true... but smetchie can sling the poo when she's in the mood

Jim wrote: "but smetchie can sling the poo when she's in the mood"

That's just kid crap from a lesbo slut. Goes in one ear and out the other. Real hatred does stick! BTW who's smetchie?

Matt wrote: "BTW who's smetchie?"

who's smetchie!!??! she's the hottest MILF in the haters group, of course...

Winnie-the-Pooh

Mentally subnormal British upperclass closet gay with eating disorder and artistic pretentions gets caught in honey trap.

Manny wrote: "Winnie-the-Pooh

Mentally subnormal British upperclass closet gay with eating disorder and artistic pretentions gets caught in honey trap."

hmmm... I always thought Eeyore was the gay one... something new every day on goodreads....

Ah, c'mon, you don't mean you believe that Pooh and Piglet really are just friends? I mean, they even move in together at the end of In which Eeyore finds the Wolery and Owl moves into it.

Manny wrote: "Ah, c'mon, you don't mean you believe that Pooh and Piglet really are just friends? I mean, they even move in together at the end of In which Eeyore finds the Wolery and Owl moves into it."

right... I thought of it as a man-boy thing, but of course, that's gay... silly me!

Look, Pooh's a bear. Do I need to spell this out?

Manny wrote: "Look, Pooh's a bear. Do I need to spell this out?"

coincidentally, I had a job where I spent a lot of time with bears... so no... I got the spelling on this one...

Manny wrote; "Othello
Italian bitch with learning disability and daddy issues gets involved with mentally unstable armed forces type and becomes another victim of black-on-white domestic violence."

Could you point out the insensitive part(s)? Let me paraphrase.

Stupid wap cunt with penis envy fucks around with screwball militaristic freak, and the nigger whomps her redneck ass; but the closet lesbo likes it.

Perfect 25.

Jim wrote; "coincidentally, I had a job where I spent a lot of time with bears... so no... I got the spelling on this one... "

Suspected you to be a shit shoveler.

BlairB wrote: "but the closet lesbo likes it."

I am doubtful that there is anything in the text supporting your claim regarding Emilia's sexual orientation. On the other hand, this is ±õ²Ô²õ±ð²Ô²õ¾±³Ù¾±±¹±ð!â„�...

This is fun and pretty easy to do. There are a number of good ones on here. Book?

The Bible.

This kind of reviews should be *a thing*. Shame no mention of Iago tho.

If only I'd had had three more words...

Candide

Ludicrous piece by crooked Frenchy in which the author offends honest and god-fearing Westphalians by inventing words like Thundertentronckh and Waldberghoftrarbkdickdorf. Sad.

Manny wrote: "Did we mention that first prize is free Australian citizenship?"

Try as you might; you'll never reach the level of Trump's insensitivity. He's the master. Give citizenship to him, take him to Australia (and feed him to the dropbears).

The Song of Solomon

Ripely curved piece of erotica wearing a transparent negligée of theology. I'm talking about the Bible not the Quran so don't shoot me.

Matt wrote: "Try as you might; you'll never reach the level of Trump's insensitivity. He's the master. Give citizenship to him, take him to Australia (and feed him to the dropbears)."

If only he could read and write, he would be undisputed world champion at this game. So close.

Twilight

Glacially dull story about sex with robots, written for illiterate airheaded preteen Californian girls of all ages, genders and nationalities. Mormons like it.

Released one into the wild:

/review/show...

Matt wrote: "Released one into the wild:

/review/show..."

good one!

To Kill a Mockingbird

Whiny libtard snowflake defends black rapist against inbred white trash slut accuser; lesbian daughter deeply affected; later, town retard saves the day.

Some of these write themselves.

Kirk wrote: "To Kill a Mockingbird

Whiny libtard snowflake defends black rapist against inbred white trash slut accuser; lesbian daughter deeply affected; later, town retard saves the day.

Some of these writ..."

Kirk, I see a likely finalist here. At the very least.

Manny wrote: "Kirk, I see a likely finalist here. At the very least...."

It does descend to new levels of ±õ²Ô²õ±ð²Ô²õ¾±³Ù¾±±¹±ð!â„�-ity, doesn't it? Bravo Kirk!

Dune

Pretentious upper-class mommy's boy, into New Age mysticism and martial arts, gets lost on wilderness expedition, joins jihadist group, and ends up assassinating Trump lookalike.

Don Quixote

Demented senior 1%-er dons steel Depends and abuses hispanic help while beating underclass peasants and white-knighting fat chicks who get off on elder abuse.

Thinly disguised excuse for making inappropriate racist comments. I'm totally appalled, you bunch of banana nosed Jesus killers. If GR does not remove this fucking pronto, I'm withdrawing all my advertising.

- Redskin Souse -

BLACK LOOTERS MATTER to libtards.

I'm Italian(-American, unsure if it counts) and I feel *something* after reading this. idk what it is though. Might be gas.