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I, Claudius (Claudius, #1)
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Started Reading
January 1, 1972
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Finished Reading
February 8, 2012
– Shelved
February 8, 2012
– Shelved as:
history-and-biography
February 8, 2012
– Shelved as:
too-sexy-for-maiden-aunts
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Feb 08, 2012 02:19AM

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It's Parody, Parody, Parody
Gotta get down on Parody
I wish I had the time to make a better rhyme
But everybody's lookin' forward to Parody, Parody
On Facebook, YouTube and GoodReads.
Parody, Parody (Yeah)
(Rhymes with) Parody, Parody (Yeah)
It's so much fun when you learn how to Pun
Lookin' forward to the Lampoon, Lampoon
On Facebook, YouTube and GoodReads.
Yesterday, it was Irony, Irony, Irony
Today, it's Parody, Parody (and Partyin')
We're so genuinely excited
Our parents are delighted
We're gonna have a youthful Spoof today.
Tomorrow is Flattery, Flattery (not just for a hero)
After which Self-Parody comes naturally to mio
Followed by a meagre Pastiche (what the Romans call Pastichio)
In which I skip a light Fandango with the Queen and Gallileo
And try a green Gelato with those nuts they call Pistachio.
If only I could find a wealthy buyer
For some of my Juvenal-esque Satire,
I'd send you a gilt-edged invitation
To a night of slavish Imitation
With my world class vocal Simulation.
Instead, I don't know how this weekend's gonna end up
And I don't know how to wind down my very gentle Send Up
Well, they say the other girls are whingin', bitchin', money-hungry half-wits
But I would be so happy, if I scored a lonely Euro, for my many YouTube hits
And I starred in a tasteful page three piccie, with my pretty Burlesque tits.

Ha, thanks, maybe one of these Fridays.

They've been doing duets of "Walking On Sunshine" for school lately and they sound darn good.




I think the book was just lying around the house and I picked it up...
