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East of Eden
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I hate this book. Hate. Ponderous, pretentious, melodramatic, self-satisfied, patronizing to its readers, with ultimately nothing to say. Can be summarized thus: a bunch of people with no formal education whatsoever sit around discussing the time they read the Old Testament in Hebrew. They then tell us all how to live. Uh...right. I knew we were in trouble with the unbelievably lame introduction -- some forced, self-congratulatory metaphor about a box, if memory serves -- but it's hard to believe it actually got worse from there. In any event, with its smug aura of "Here you will find WISDOM," it's certainly no wonder that it's right up Oprah's alley.
The fact that people worship this misbegotten mess of a book as they might worship pieces of the True Cross is just plain depressing. Apparently the way to literary immortality is to give 'em a decent narrative, throw in some breathless nonsense about free will and the Bible, and don't forget to puff out your chest and tell everyone that you've written a masterpiece. Gack. For this they gave him the Nobel Prize?
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After deleting I don't know how many comments calling me names and getting several pieces of hate email, I'm adding this addendum, because it will save both me and a bunch of other people from wasting time: I'll delete any comments that I consider abusive or that I think constitute ad hominem arguments, so do keep that in mind if you're considering posting a long screed.
The fact that people worship this misbegotten mess of a book as they might worship pieces of the True Cross is just plain depressing. Apparently the way to literary immortality is to give 'em a decent narrative, throw in some breathless nonsense about free will and the Bible, and don't forget to puff out your chest and tell everyone that you've written a masterpiece. Gack. For this they gave him the Nobel Prize?
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After deleting I don't know how many comments calling me names and getting several pieces of hate email, I'm adding this addendum, because it will save both me and a bunch of other people from wasting time: I'll delete any comments that I consider abusive or that I think constitute ad hominem arguments, so do keep that in mind if you're considering posting a long screed.
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Three people, two of whom have no formal education whatsoever, sit around discussing the time they read the Old Testament in Hebrew.
Hm. Doesn't seem to make much of a difference, does it?


And you give Steinbeck way too much credit; I don't think "irony" was what he was going for. In fact, I doubt very highly that word was in Steinbeck's vocabulary, except perhaps for the times that he decried it while shaking his head and clucking ruefully at what cynics people were for disliking his work. (He was good at that.) I think in context, "patronizing" is a little closer to the point.


1) Old white man hangups: Nope. In fact, if you care to read some of my other reviews, you'll see that I've specifically criticized people who do have those hangups. (I'll save you some time and point you to my review of "Reading Like a Writer" by Francine Prose, for one.) And you know, I hate to point out something so simple, but, um, have you by any chance taken the time to make one simple mouse click and look at my list of favorite books and writers? No, I don't suppose you have.
2) Aren鈥檛 used to reading epics: This one is funny on a couple of levels! Yes, that's right -- I didn't like this book because its genius and sweep were too big for my little mind to grasp! Hahahaha no. And I was hardly unaccustomed to reading "epics" before I read this sorry excuse for one.
3) Closet writers who have no natural ability: Nope. I'm not a writer, either for a living or otherwise (unless you count the occasional blog entry), and have never had any desire to be. So no jealousy issues that you can hang this one on, sorry.
Look, it's quite simple: I hate this book, think it has no merit, literary or otherwise, and I've said why. If you want to keep digging for some better ulterior motives than the ones you've come up with (She must be jealous! She must be a feminist! She must not like challenging books! -- I like the first one particularly, very grade seven), knock yourself out, but you won't get any further than you already have.
And hell, if you want to puff yourself up like a little marshmallow, stomping your foot and accusing me of being "reactionary" because I dared to criticize one of your literary idols, that's fine too. But there's really no hidden subtext in what I've already said.
And speaking of "patronizing" -- yes, hon, I do know what that word means, thanks.

It also annoys me when people personally attack me, a complete stranger, for not liking the same book they liked. I've deleted the abusive comments I've received on this review, but you'll have to trust me that there were some real doozies. For some reason, none of the other books to which I've given unfavorable reviews have generated such a response. I don't know why that is, but it's been interesting (for lack of a better word) to see.

I was just curious if there was something particular in the book that got under your skin or if it was more a feeling that the book is esteemed too highly in general.

For instance, "Then there were harebells, tiny lanterns, cream white and almost sinful looking, and these were so rare and magical that a child, finding one, felt singled out and special all day long."
I wanted to kiss the page when I read that. :)


And you bring up, probably unintentionally, an interesting point: what do you mean "against you"? I wasn't talking about anyone but Steinbeck, so why do people seem to feel that I've offended them personally by disliking the book they liked? Obviously, I'm a tiny minority, shouting by myself in the corner; at the time of this writing, this book has something like a 4.3 rating. Who the hell cares if someone in another state sits at a computer and rants about a much-beloved book in the American canon?
But hey, I don't have to name a book I think is better than East of Eden. You can see my list of books. Go crazy, if you feel like you have to defend Steinbeck's honor.


Steinbeck bugs me.



Also, help me out here, if you would: what does "add another classic to your belt hole" mean? Are you trying to say something like, "Add another notch to your belt"?

I am sorry you were left out.



I'm about to read this, so I will have your review in mind as I go into it: the only review this negative. No idea whether you're right, but thanks at least for having the guts to go against the grain about a 'great novel'.

Anyhow, maybe one day I'll read it again to check myself. Maybe I was in a bad mood the week I read it, or something.
Oh, and thank you for not leaving a comment that says, in essence, "You suck."
O, I know how you feel. People don't take kindly in today's literary world to someone who doesn't like Modernism like myself.









And maybe some people think this book is great just because Steinbeck wrote it, but I actually sort of hated him before I read it. I was assigned Of Mice and Men last summer and I thought it was pointless...even though I thought Lennie was funny. But that's beside the point. :P
Anyways, I respect your opinion...but I just don't understand it!






Agree with you about James Dean, though. I love him in Rebel Without a Cause.

Hopefully you will accept, and I can continue to read more of your, um, passionate reviews ;)
ps - I am still going to read Eden. I like to have an opinion, regardless of its direction.


You missed it. Adam Trask's servant Lee had in fact attended Berkley and was interested in translating poetry between languages. Lee was the one who claimed to have read the Cain and Able story in the original Hebrew. So Lee did have formal education.