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Kafka on the Shore
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this book is fucked up in a lot of ways but the thing that grossed me out the most was the fact that whenever kafka was thirsty he drank milk 🤮MILK. who just chugs a carton of milk when they're thirsty?? ewwww go take a sip of water for a change you fucking WEIRDO i don’t ever want to be near you
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March 9, 2020
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March 9, 2020
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March 10, 2020
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March 10, 2020
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March 26, 2020
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Started Reading
March 31, 2020
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30.89%
"me: so this is pretty normal for a murakami book so far-
murakami: so there's a man who harvests cat souls to create a flute. look, now he's cutting one open and eating its heart while singing a disney song.
me:
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murakami: so there's a man who harvests cat souls to create a flute. look, now he's cutting one open and eating its heart while singing a disney song.
me:
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April 5, 2020
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March 25, 2023
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March 25, 2023
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to-reread
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i loved reading this ty for the entertainment
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Yas wrote: "i loved reading this ty for the entertainment"my favorite kind of comments
there are so many reasons to hate kafka tamura but the milk thing is where i draw the line
It’s pretty common in Japan. But I can’t get behind it. Milk is nasty.
Are you actually being serious or playing around? I just want to know if your crying over spilt milk.😅
Jessy wrote: "LMAOOO disgusting"thank you
Laurel wrote: "It’s pretty common in Japan. But I can’t get behind it. Milk is nasty."i love the japanese but God Dammit
Chloe wrote: "Are you actually being serious or playing around? I just want to know if your crying over spilt milk.😅"THE PUN wait now i can’t tell if you’re being serious
Well yes, I'm genuinely curious.😁
oh no i’m being dramatic 98% of the time i promise
dramatizing is amazing and this milk thing is trifling.
the milk thing is probably the least disgusting thing that happened in this book i swear
Had too find you as your review was on business 😂😂😂
John wrote: "this is the only review on this book that matters"i love this comment thank you john
What he drank didn't bother me as much as how he fucked. I didn't know sex could be so robotic and cold and such a total turn off.
OMG THIS IS FUNNY AS ALL GET OUT LOL
This made me laugh finally... while reading this Book... I was waiting for it to end, so I can conclude something out of it...but at the end it was so disappointing!! Agh
Chanii wrote: "What he drank didn't bother me as much as how he fucked. I didn't know sex could be so robotic and cold and such a total turn off."honestly his choice of sexual partners wasn’t really a turn-on either ;____;
sol wrote: "ELECTRIC CHAIR"THIS IS SO FUNNY PLS
LAKISHA wrote: "OMG THIS IS FUNNY AS ALL GET OUT LOL"i love that you rated this 4 stars but you still appreciated my rant lmao
Namrata wrote: "This made me laugh finally... while reading this Book... I was waiting for it to end, so I can conclude something out of it...but at the end it was so disappointing!! Agh"i couldn’t agree more tbh�. everyone was praising this book to no end but honestly it just scarred me . in a bad way
LOL i was scarred from this book too. Couldn't even bring myself to write a review lol 😭
jessi ❀ wrote: "LOL i was scarred from this book too. Couldn't even bring myself to write a review lol 😭"MOOOOOOODDD you guys are my people <3
thank you for speaking your truth queen
I love kafka but this made me laugh so hard
Bro, you've gotta try whole milk. The first time I tried it I fell in love (March 25th, 2021).
enigmasvoice wrote: "what's wrong with drinking milk? are you american or smth? :))"drinking milk is WRONG on so many levels and should be illegal everywhere
Dion wrote: "I love kafka but this made me laugh so hard"this made me smile thank you <3
Autumn wrote: "Bro, you've gotta try whole milk. The first time I tried it I fell in love (March 25th, 2021)."WHY DO YOU KNOW THE EXACT DATE AND ALSO YOU'RE WRONG PAL
dsfjhjkfjdfj WHY DO YOU HAVE EXACT DATE akfdsnkfndskfjdsfdfdsfsfdying at this comment section
*agrees in lactose intolerant*
amy, I laughed and loved your perfectly logical reason for giving this book 1 star. But maybe Kafka IS a cat?
Vandah wrote: "*agrees in lactose intolerant*"lmaooooo thank you for being on my side <3
Greg wrote: "amy, I laughed and loved your perfectly logical reason for giving this book 1 star. But maybe Kafka IS a cat?"crying at the "maybe kafka is a cat" comment. honestly though, it wouldn’t even surprise me at this point 😭
I found somewhere on the internet that Franz Kafka actually drank large quantites of milk... maybe that's where the inspiration came from? 🤔
Autumn wrote: "Bro, you've gotta try whole milk. The first time I tried it I fell in love (March 25th, 2021)."Autumn, it's almost a milkshake!
Chanii wrote: "What he drank didn't bother me as much as how he fucked. I didn't know sex could be so robotic and cold and such a total turn off."At least people had clean underwear.
amy ☂︎ wrote: "Greg wrote: "amy, I laughed and loved your perfectly logical reason for giving this book 1 star. But maybe Kafka IS a cat?"crying at the "maybe kafka is a cat" comment. honestly though, it wouldn..."
Amy, who knows? Would God be Colonel Sanders?
I, for one, hydrate myself with milk a lot of the time.
Only negative review of the book I will accept
As the saying goes: "If your can't be profound, be profane!" Well done...
woww...this review is something else😂😂😂
