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God loves you enough to have his only son make the ultimate sacrifice for you. To save you from your sins

Gotta love a bad boy am I right ��

@ryan Revelation 22:16
“I, Jesus, have sent My angel to testify to you these things for the churches. I am the root and the descendant of David, the bright morning star.�� jesus is literally lucifer lmao u guys

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Lucifer is the only honest character in the book.

Larry wrote: "Lucifer is the only honest character in the book."

Indeed. Lucifer's sin was thinking himself 'Equal to God'. Now, that is an interesting detail, isn't it? Lucifer took God to be a dangerous egomaniac, and he was absolutely correct in that assumption. God is clearly no fan of equality. He simply wishes to be worshipped.

The book then goes on to say that Lucifer only disagreed with God because HE wanted to be worshipped instead. This is where the narrative becomes rather bland, because Lucifer was onto something originally. But the writers had to keep God as the good guy, so they messed with Lucifer's previously established motivations.

If any of this rubbish were real, I'd love to hear Lucifer's side of the story. He seemed, at the foundation of his character, to be the revolutionary Heaven did not deserve. What a missed opportunity.

Slay - honestly we stan a little bad boy arc.

Lucifer carried

God loves you

Dear brother. I please beg for you to repent and pray. I beg for you to try to grow closer to God as he loves you so much. I know God lives because he saved my sister from death from birth. She was born with half a heart and was nearly dead as she was born. I plead with you to try to grow closer to God. I love you brother, I say those words because I know we used to know each other in heaven and that we might have been friends and I hope I and God love you and I will pray for you frequently. Don’t let the devil control your mind. I have faith in you that you can be one with God one day.

Ted Bundy wrote: "Dear brother. I please beg for you to repent and pray. I beg for you to try to grow closer to God as he loves you so much. I know God lives because he saved my sister from death from birth. She was..."

Your concern is very touching, but I see no sign whatsoever that 1: God exists, and 2: That he cares even slightly about any of us. I find myself wondering whether you have ever asked yourself why God decided to save your sister specifically, while letting countless other children die brutally throughout history. What about all the other little girls who could've been saved but were not? Were they not worthy of being saved? That's a little insulting, no? Doctors saved your sister, mate.

Also, I find Ted Bundy to be a strange choice for your profile name if you're a loyal son of The Lord.

T.R.- God made a perfect world until adam and eve came and sinned and ruined it for all of this. Jesus doesn’t make us perfect nor save us from everything because he gave us the decision. he doesn’t want us to be robots but he wants us to make our own decisions and live in the beautiful world he created.

T.R you are eating them up in the comments omg 😭

Avery wrote: "T.R.- God made a perfect world until adam and eve came and sinned and ruined it for all of this. Jesus doesn’t make us perfect nor save us from everything because he gave us the decision. he doesn��..."

There is a literal mountain of evidence supporting the fact that we are products of evolution. You don't seem to be aware of what that means, exactly. I'll walk you through it. Since the origin of our species can be traced back to the complex process of evolution, this means that Adam and Eve are fictional characters, and they do not represent the inception point of the human race. Enough lives have been ruined or outright lost over the belief of such idiocy.

The Lord has a plan, wether you choose to see it or not. If you don't, it's because you haven't humbled yourself enough to see that Jesus is the Christ.

Lydia wrote: "The Lord has a plan, wether you choose to see it or not. If you don't, it's because you haven't humbled yourself enough to see that Jesus is the Christ."

Ah yes, the countless inaccuracies and absurdities of the holy doctrine can simply be explained by the fact that I haven't humbled myself enough. 2+2 will equal 5 so long as I put aside my ego. You've convinced me. How could I have been so blind?

I've noticed that you like to bring science into the matter. But let me ask you something, does science explain everything? No, no it does not. Believing in God takes faith, but science also takes faith.

But you've already heard my argument, and I don't want to be arguing just for the sake of arguing. If you stand firm in your beliefs and I stand firm in mine, I suppose it would be futile to continue. Have a great day!

Lydia wrote: "I've noticed that you like to bring science into the matter. But let me ask you something, does science explain everything? No, no it does not. Believing in God takes faith, but science also takes ..."

This is a redundant point that I've seen before. First of all, Science CAN quite literally explain everything in existence. It's just a question of whether our species has become advanced enough to find every appropriate explanation. Currently, there is still much we do not know. But many generations ago there were many more things we did not know. They were all said to be God (Such as volcanoes or even thunderstorms). One by one a more logical explanation was found. judging by the present pattern, a more logical explanation will be eventually found for the few things left that religious folk hide behind. Science is the opposite of faith. It is predicated on observable and testable evidence only.

Ryan wrote: "God loves you enough to have his only son make the ultimate sacrifice for you. To save you from your sins"

If God were as powerful as you seem to believe, then he could snap his fingers and save me from my sins. I somehow find letting your son be brutally murdered to be the less efficient of those two options.

yes like his bulid up as a villan was bad though better then all the charecters

Milton? That you?

T.R. wrote: "The book then goes on to say that Lucifer only disagreed with God because HE wanted to be worshipped instead. This is where the narrative becomes rather bland, because Lucifer was onto something originally. But the writers had to keep God as the good guy, so they messed with Lucifer's previously established motivations."

Gotta love the character assassination there lol

if you think lucifer (who in my arrogant opinion, does not deserve a capped name) is the most interesting character, wait until you are making the decision to spend eternity with HIM rather than the One true Living God Yeshua Hamashiac

L33T5P34K wrote: "if you think lucifer (who in my arrogant opinion, does not deserve a capped name) is the most interesting character, wait until you are making the decision to spend eternity with HIM rather than th..."

One cannot spend eternity with a fictional entity; either good or evil. I am no more nervous about spending eternity with Satan than I am about the prospect of spending eternity with Sauron or Emperor Palpatine.

I, for one, am petrified of spending eternity with Sauron

Read By Kyle wrote: "I, for one, am petrified of spending eternity with Sauron"

I would've thought Palpy would be worse, honestly.

The KJV is prob the most painful to read let alone understand. IMO. The Message version or New Living Translation is wayyyyyy easier to understand.

I am done

and definitely the hottest

Estella wrote: "and definitely the hottest"

Of course.

This has to be the greatest review of the bible I've ever read. Thank you, good sir!

Tbirdplanstoread wrote: "This has to be the greatest review of the bible I've ever read. Thank you, good sir!"

You are very welcome.

Due to a recent YouTube video that went viral featuring this review, hazbin hotel fans are likely going to start showing up to comment here.

May God help you

Haha! Lucifer is the only character worth mentioning because that guy god's a narcissistic serial killer and poor Jesus was forced into his antics-

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Stop copying ppl for there beliefs i am a christian i go to church every sunday and read my bible i am 27 i went to jail a while back. Jesus was there with me and guided me to become a better man.

NBASTAR wrote: "Stop copying ppl for there beliefs i am a christian i go to church every sunday and read my bible i am 27 i went to jail a while back. Jesus was there with me and guided me to become a better man."

First of all: I do not know what you are trying to say with 'copying people'.

Second of all: As for your previous comment, Hell does not exist.

Third of all: I'm happy for you if your beliefs have helped you better your life. I always respect that. But I am not obligated to play along with the game and pretend that the Bible is anything other than a work of Fiction that was in desperate need of a good editor.

Lucifer is the OG “I can fix him!��

Pictoria wrote: "Lucifer is the OG “I can fix him!��"

There's nothing to fix if he was right the whole time ;)

eh...
I mean, Lucifer did try to claim power for himself. Eh... eh...
I just came here to read funny reviews.

Cringe and gay. Christ is king

Lucifer being the most interesting character is so real tho😭

James wrote: "Cringe and gay. Christ is king"

Not as gay as King James, progenitor of the highest selling and most widely read version of the Holy Bible in history.

wow

I cannot agree more with you, T.R

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