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The Chalk Man by C.J. Tudor
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So, The Chalk Man. What can I say? The concept sounds great. When I Read the blurb for this, I was excited. Everyone's reviews were great. "The twist." That's actually what got me to finish this book. The twist at the end. Well, in truth, for me at least, just getting through the first 40% of the book took me weeks. It was BORING. I love a coming of age story. Why? The kids. Boys or girls. Doesn't matter, because I was a tomboy. So I identify with both. Maybe not the whole doll thing, because they're just creepy, but everything else...yeah! These kids were not brought to life by the author. She tried. Lord knows she stole bits and pieces from every Stephen King book that she could think of, but alas! Nope. It just came across as second or third rate thievery. I always try to give people the benefit of doubt when it seems they may be stealing from King. Mostly because he's written everything about all things. But the comparison was obvious, and poorly done. I knew who the bad guy was from almost the beginning. Although nobody really walked away clean in this story. I also knew immediately who had the head. Way too obvious! Thing is, either as kids or adults nobody was likable in the whole book. "Maybe Ed 's dad." About 35% into this book, I was hating it so much, that I finally had to tell myself to either shit or get off the pot! I should have got off the pot. I'd probably read another book from this author, but I'll wait a few years, and let her develop more. Oh yeah, as for the twist? If you saw it coming from miles away and dismissed it as too obvious? Just don't. It really was that easy.
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November 10, 2021 – Shelved
December 6, 2021 – Shelved as: i-stole-this-idea-because-i-m-lame

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Seneca I totally feel you on the ending, Lisa! The first 3/4 of the book kept me turning the pages, but that ending was 💩


Simon Do you think we are all twisted out? I find myself overthinking certain books, especially if it says "with a twist that will blow your mind". When I read The Burning Girls, I really didn't see the twist in that book, then watching the TV series last week, my partner said straight away, That's her, that's the girl. My partner is a twist sniffer!!!


LIsa Noell "Rocking the chutzpah!" Better a twist sniffer than the alternative sniffer!
I'll confess to being twisted out. I do love a good twist, but I love them most when they haven't been advertised as such. Also, too damn many author's seem to have forgotten how to tell a good story and instead are too eager to shock and awe with some stupid twist.


Simon As for CJ Tudor, I think she does develop although the next two are ok, I thought the burning girls was really tight, I have The Drift on my shelf upstairs to read soon. As for sniffer. I used to work in a shop and some guy used to come in and sniff the security tags.... so better a twist snifter than a tag sniffer, He was really strange and used to lick his lips when he did it. Now there is an idea for a book.


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Diane Wallace Honest review, Lisa!


LIsa Noell "Rocking the chutzpah!" Simon, I agree that Tudor is improving. I've given her last 3 books either 4 or 5 stars. I'm impressed with her growth! Also, The Drift is my favorite of hers.


LIsa Noell "Rocking the chutzpah!" Thanks, Diane. I can't do it any other way!


Sandysbookaday Taking this off my want to read list. Thanks for your honest review Lisa. 💕📚


LIsa Noell "Rocking the chutzpah!" Thank you, Sandy! Still, a lot of people liked this book, so you may find you do also.
Just kidding, you'll hate it!😜 😂😋


Sandysbookaday LIsa Noell "Rocking the Chutzpah! wrote: "Thank you, Sandy! Still, a lot of people liked this book, so you may find you do also.
Just kidding, you'll hate it!😜 😂😋"


I got a similar vibe from The Whisper Man by Alex North so I'm recommending you don't read that. 😉💕📚


LIsa Noell "Rocking the chutzpah!" I did try to read that one, and dnf'ed it! I think I gave it 3 stars but should have gone with less!


message 13: by Heidi (new)

Heidi Nope� second- or third-rate King wouldn’t work for me either. Appreciated your honest review!!


LIsa Noell "Rocking the chutzpah!" Aw shucks, Heidi! Thanks!


Debra On to more enjoyable books. I said in one of my reviews of her books, that it reminded me of several Stephen King books. I know she is a big fan of his. Shame it was disappointing. Great review, Lisa!


LIsa Noell "Rocking the chutzpah!" Thanks, Debra! I do love the fact that she's improved so much since that first book.🐳🐝


message 17: by Mica Santos � (new)

Mica Santos ⇢ Great honest review, LIsa! Hope your next one is better. 💕


message 19: by Dollie (new)

Dollie Thanks for the warning. Also for stating that you never had a doll because they were creepy. I thought that it was just me. Despite my name, I never had one either until I bought myself a little voo-doo doll a couple of years ago. For some reason, she doesn't seem creepy to me at all.


LIsa Noell "Rocking the chutzpah!" That's funny! I made a voodoo doll of my ex hubby 25 years ago. Every time he pissed me off I'd stab it with a needle! Too bad it didn't work! Shame really...


message 21: by Esta (new)

Esta Oh no, it's a shame when the twist is way too obvious and the writing doesn't even compensate. Sounds far from an awesome read. Hope your next one is much better Lisa. 🤞🧡


LIsa Noell "Rocking the chutzpah!" Thanks you, Esta!🌼👣


message 23: by Jasmine (new) - added it

Jasmine from How Useful It Is Well I added to my TBR because of the rave.. but now seeing your review.. I guess I'll delay it longer..


message 24: by Dollie (new)

Dollie LIsa Noell "Rocking the Chutzpah! wrote: "That's funny! I made a voodoo doll of my ex hubby 25 years ago. Every time he pissed me off I'd stab it with a needle! Too bad it didn't work! Shame really..."

LOL


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