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Hercule Poirot's Christmas (Hercule Poirot, #20)
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You are Santa Claus and you've realized that this was the wrong chimney to climb down. A house full of adults with not a child in sight, a senior slaughtered, no presents and no tree and not even some goddamn milk & cookies. And the blood, the blood! It's everywhere! Who would have thought this wizened old creature could have so much blood in him. You may have slaughtered your share of lazy elves and reindeer, and red may be your favorite color, but you can't help but blanche at the sight of this cozy abattoir. And anyone in the house could have done it! They all have murder in their hearts, they all deserve a big bag of coal. Well, if everyone in the house could be guilty, perhaps none of them are? Perhaps Krampus paid the naughty old man a visit before you. Jolly Ole St. Nick wants nothing to do with this shocking scene of yuletide horror.
If you want to focus on who's been nice, and who knows how to make a murder nice and neat and tidy, choose
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If you prefer to consult the Naughty List because it's time to say hello to darkness, your old friend, choose
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You are Santa Claus and you've realized that this was the wrong chimney to climb down. A house full of adults with not a child in sight, a senior slaughtered, no presents and no tree and not even some goddamn milk & cookies. And the blood, the blood! It's everywhere! Who would have thought this wizened old creature could have so much blood in him. You may have slaughtered your share of lazy elves and reindeer, and red may be your favorite color, but you can't help but blanche at the sight of this cozy abattoir. And anyone in the house could have done it! They all have murder in their hearts, they all deserve a big bag of coal. Well, if everyone in the house could be guilty, perhaps none of them are? Perhaps Krampus paid the naughty old man a visit before you. Jolly Ole St. Nick wants nothing to do with this shocking scene of yuletide horror.
If you want to focus on who's been nice, and who knows how to make a murder nice and neat and tidy, choose
/review/show...
If you prefer to consult the Naughty List because it's time to say hello to darkness, your old friend, choose
/review/show...
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May 16, 2022
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May 16, 2022
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May 20, 2022
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June 1, 2022
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Rasheed
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Jun 26, 2022 10:27PM
Ugh. Looks like I need to step my Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ review game up
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Oh I don't think you need to step up anything. I've been going through your reviews and they are something else. Funny & almost unbearably smart. I fucking hate you! [insert wink]
I’m flattered haha! I was going through your substack this morning and was thinking the same thing.But don’t wink at me, that makes me nervous baby.
Yeah I should probably stop doing that, bad habit. Was out for drinks with co-workers the other day and after I winked at one of them, she made loud retching noises. Expecting an email from HR any minute now. ¯\_(�)_/¯
