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The Lonely Hearts Hotel by Heather O'Neill
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it was ok
bookshelves: dnf, modern-fiction

A DNF for me after 200 pages, yes it's interesting enough - but it just seems a bit light and superficial to me. Both main characters are a bit too 'out of this world'. Personally, I don't feel any attachment to any of the players, and I feel like I'm just going through the motions.
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Reading Progress

December 28, 2022 – Shelved
December 28, 2022 – Shelved as: to-read
January 22, 2023 – Started Reading
January 24, 2023 – Finished Reading
February 20, 2023 – Shelved as: dnf
February 20, 2023 – Shelved as: modern-fiction

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Charles Le gasp. O_o (Well, you're allowed. But wow! :P)


message 2: by Canadian Jen (new)

Canadian Jen Well, you need one for 2023. Let's hope it's your only one, Mark. Now....next!


message 3: by Bianca (new)

Bianca You can't say you didn't try. Better luck with your next one.


message 4: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca Oh no. Sorry to hear Mark. I hope you enjoy your next read more 🙏🏻💖


Mark  Porton Charles wrote: "Le gasp. O_o (Well, you're allowed. But wow! :P)"

Oh dammit Charles, what are you doing to me mate? Now I have second thoughts as it did have some quality about it. Maybe it's too bloody hot and humid here to read about two crazy kids who seem to enjoy themselves. Mmmmm......hey I just started Outline, and depending on my mood after this one (I'm reading it because of your terrific review, remember?), I may just finish the Lonely Hearts Hotel 😂😬


Mark  Porton Jen CAN wrote: "Well, you need one for 2023. Let's hope it's your only one, Mark. Now....next!"

See it wasn't that bad Jen, (see my reply to Charles above) - also, I may just pick it up again - not sure, but thanks anyway 😊


Mark  Porton Bianca wrote: "You can't say you didn't try. Better luck with your next one."

Yes 200 is a long way in isn't it Bianca? Which really says to me, it wasn't that bad!!!


Mark  Porton Rebecca wrote: "Oh no. Sorry to hear Mark. I hope you enjoy your next read more 🙏🏻💖"

Thanks so much Rebecca, I just started a good one I hope Outline by Rachel Cusk - thanks again ! 🤗🎈


message 9: by Candi (new) - added it

Candi A DNF seems rare for you, isn't it, Markus?! I think we'll allow it. In fact, I encourage it if you aren't fully satisfied. It will be hard enough for us to get through all the excellent ones in this lifetime! :D


Mark  Porton Candi wrote: "A DNF seems rare for you, isn't it, Markus?! I think we'll allow it. In fact, I encourage it if you aren't fully satisfied. It will be hard enough for us to get through all the excellent ones in th..."

Yeah it is rare Canders, I normally persist through painful experiences - the fact I gave it 2 stars and persisted for so long meant it wasn't that bad and it did have promise. I also wasn't in the mood for it the last couple of days - as I say above, I may pick it up again! But you're right - there are so, so many mind blowing books out there :))


message 11: by Canadian Jen (new)

Canadian Jen Well it’s winter here and we are expecting 15-20 cm of snow. Yay…nay. But def conducive to staying in and reading :)


Charles Mark wrote: "Oh dammit Charles, what are you doing to me mate? Now I have second thoughts as it did have some quality about it. Maybe it's too bloody hot and humid here to read about two crazy kids who seem to enjoy themselves. Mmmmm......hey I just started Outline, ..."

I hope Outline succeeds where The Lonely Hearts Hotel stumbled, Mark. I'm a fan of calling it quits when things aren't how they should be, myself. Go in peace - and enjoy yourself! Looking forward to your impressions on Cusk.


message 13: by nastya (new) - added it

nastya this is one of those rarest books that i dnfed at 80%. Just suddenly occurred to me “why the hell am I reading it?�


Mark  Porton Jen CAN wrote: "Well it’s winter here and we are expecting 15-20 cm of snow. Yay…nay. But def conducive to staying in and reading :)"

Jen Jen - I think your weather sounds Yay Yay. Today 34C, high humidty, sweating like a bastard. But Air Conditioning is the order of the day - so I jump on the pool, then run inside and read under that. But I do prefer the cold - lucky you!!


Mark  Porton Charles wrote: "Mark wrote: "Oh dammit Charles, what are you doing to me mate? Now I have second thoughts as it did have some quality about it. Maybe it's too bloody hot and humid here to read about two crazy kids..."

Well Charles, already I love it (without question), only 50 pages in - but this one is right down my alley :))


Mark  Porton nastya wrote: "this is one of those rarest books that i dnfed at 80%. Just suddenly occurred to me “why the hell am I reading it?�"

You know what Nastya - that's exactly how I felt at 200 pages, shit - you made it to 80%. I just felt it was all a bit pointless.


message 17: by Debbie (new) - added it

Debbie Such a bummiere! . Hope your next book is groovy : ) I also hope you’re doing well despite having to ditch the book.


Mark  Porton Debbie wrote: "Such a bummiere! . Hope your next book is groovy : ) I also hope you’re doing well despite having to ditch the book."

Hahaha - what the heck is a bummiere Debbie?? Love it - well I am reading a Rachel Cusk book ATM and it's wonderful - I better nip over and see what you're reading my friend, I hope all is good :))


message 19: by Suz (new)

Suz Sometimes you have to call it. Well said.


Mark  Porton Suz wrote: "Sometimes you have to call it. Well said."

Indeedy Suz, but I still have it from the library for another couple of weeks - so who knows? But yeah....


message 21: by Laysee (new)

Laysee Well, you gave it a fair chance. Two hundred pages is plenty when the lonely hearts fail to move you. On to a better read, Mark.


Mark  Porton Laysee wrote: "Well, you gave it a fair chance. Two hundred pages is plenty when the lonely hearts fail to move you. On to a better read, Mark."

....and I'm onto that right now Laysee - thanks for checking in :))


message 23: by Debbie (new) - added it

Debbie Mark wrote: "Debbie wrote: "Such a bummiere! . Hope your next book is groovy : ) I also hope you’re doing well despite having to ditch the book."

Hahaha - what the heck is a bummiere Debbie?? Love it - well I ..."


Ha, “bummiere� is a made-up word. I just mean “bummer� but I put a fake French spin on it! It should have been written and pronounced as “bum air.� (Lol, not so funny if it’s obscure, and I had messed up the spelling!)

I’m scared of Cusk. Worried she’s too deep for me!


message 24: by Jonathan (new)

Jonathan O'Neill That's too bad, Markus!
Unfortunately, the last couple of times I've tried to read Fantasy and there has been extensive "worldbuilding", I've been feeling that same "all a bit pointless" feeling. Like, why am I reading a 600+ page history of something that never even occurred.
I'm hoping it's a passing phase 'cos I've always enjoyed the genre.
Better luck with the next one, my friend! :)


message 25: by Mark (last edited Jan 29, 2023 02:18PM) (new) - rated it 2 stars

Mark  Porton Debbie wrote: "Mark wrote: "Debbie wrote: "Such a bummiere! . Hope your next book is groovy : ) I also hope you’re doing well despite having to ditch the book."

Hahaha - what the heck is a bummiere Debbie?? Love..."


Hey Debbie - well I finished Outline, by Cusk at 1am this morning and I loved it. I'm probably still gushing with thought provoking emotion - it was brilliant and one of my favourites!!


Mark  Porton Jonathan wrote: "That's too bad, Markus!
Unfortunately, the last couple of times I've tried to read Fantasy and there has been extensive "worldbuilding", I've been feeling that same "all a bit pointless" feeling. L..."


Cheers Johnno - yes, I know what you mean about feeling like it's all pointless. This one did have promise, but in the end I just didn't really care what was happening to either character, or the story. It could be a classic result of "it's me and not you" hahahaha - as plenty of people loved this, and love the author. Hope your weekend is good down south mate, it's been pissing down up here - the tropics at this best. Besides, I can stay inside and read!!!


message 27: by Antoinette (new)

Antoinette Interesting, Mark as I started reading Daydreams of Angels by this author and DNF’d it. It was a short story collection and always planned to return to her and read one of her novels. Now I’m not so sure after your experience.


Mark  Porton Antoinette wrote: "Interesting, Mark as I started reading Daydreams of Angels by this author and DNF’d it. It was a short story collection and always planned to return to her and read one of her novels. Now I’m not s..."

Yes, at first I thought I may have just been a bit too impatient - or not in the mood. But if a book is good enough, that just doesn't happen does it Antoinette? Thanks for letting me know - I always love a bit of external validation. I'm with you :))


message 29: by Antoinette (new)

Antoinette Nothing worse than finishing a book that is not working just to say you finished it. Too many books!! Took me ages to learn that that. I try and finish bookclub books, but in retrospect I may give up on those too, if they are not worth my time.


message 30: by Lisa (new)

Lisa There's a book out there that you don't love? Say it isn't so! 😉
So glad the Cusk book is a hit!


Mark  Porton Antoinette wrote: "Nothing worse than finishing a book that is not working just to say you finished it. Too many books!! Took me ages to learn that that. I try and finish bookclub books, but in retrospect I may give ..."

Yes, agree totally Antoinette - trouble is, this one showed some early promise, so I was hoodwinked!!!


Mark  Porton Lisa wrote: "There's a book out there that you don't love? Say it isn't so! 😉
So glad the Cusk book is a hit!"


Bahahaha - that is hilarious Lisa, are you saying I live in a world of rivers of chocolate & children with gumdrop smiles?? I do find the occasional book (....and thing) unpalatable you know 😂🎈

Cusk = Brilliant 😊👌


Jennifer Welsh Oh, no, I’m so sad to see this, Mark. I don’t encourage you to push on here, however, and the good news is that this is the most whimsical and fantastical of her novels. Meaning, try another instead? Lullabies for Little Criminals is realistic and unpretentious; When We Lost Our Heads has more whimsy, but is rooted in history and is more of a satire than a fairytale. One day?


Mark  Porton Jennifer wrote: "Oh, no, I’m so sad to see this, Mark. I don’t encourage you to push on here, however, and the good news is that this is the most whimsical and fantastical of her novels. Meaning, try another instea..."

Hey Lisa, "Lullabies" it is!!!! I will take your sage advice on this, I also know lots of people love this author (and this book!) - the book blurb starts with describing "Lullabies" as Gritty - I like gritty!!


Jennifer Welsh Charles wrote a good review of Lullabies, Mark :)


Mark  Porton Jennifer wrote: "Charles wrote a good review of Lullabies, Mark :)"

I reckon I'll put Charles' review on ice until I've read this Lullabies Jennifer - I might go into this one cold!!!! Sometimes that works hey?


Jennifer Welsh I completely understand that, Mark. I have a few reviews I’m waiting to read for the same reason. My husband makes fun of me for how little I want to know about a story before heading into one.


Sarah Obsesses over Books & Cookies I think that's the charm of the author's style, very light and 'out there' everything has a magical quality to it. sorry you didn't like it- def a personal preference but I love her!!!
Lullabies for little criminals is one of my all time fav books. when we lost our heads was great too


Mark  Porton Jennifer wrote: "I completely understand that, Mark. I have a few reviews I’m waiting to read for the same reason. My husband makes fun of me for how little I want to know about a story before heading into one."

Yes, I'm not a big fan of spoilers or even any hint of the ending Jennifer!!


Mark  Porton Sarah Obsesses over Books & Cookies wrote: "I think that's the charm of the author's style, very light and 'out there' everything has a magical quality to it. sorry you didn't like it- def a personal preference but I love her!!!
Lullabies f..."


I enjoyed your review Sarah, and as I said, I haven't given up, with Lullabies being my next one sometime this year, thanks for chipping in!


Sarah Obsesses over Books & Cookies Mark wrote: "Sarah Obsesses over Books & Cookies wrote: "I think that's the charm of the author's style, very light and 'out there' everything has a magical quality to it. sorry you didn't like it- def a person..."
No problem, from one reader to another.


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