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December 28, 2022
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Jan 24, 2023 06:04AM

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Oh dammit Charles, what are you doing to me mate? Now I have second thoughts as it did have some quality about it. Maybe it's too bloody hot and humid here to read about two crazy kids who seem to enjoy themselves. Mmmmm......hey I just started Outline, and depending on my mood after this one (I'm reading it because of your terrific review, remember?), I may just finish the Lonely Hearts Hotel 😂😬

See it wasn't that bad Jen, (see my reply to Charles above) - also, I may just pick it up again - not sure, but thanks anyway 😊

Yes 200 is a long way in isn't it Bianca? Which really says to me, it wasn't that bad!!!

Thanks so much Rebecca, I just started a good one I hope Outline by Rachel Cusk - thanks again ! 🤗🎈


Yeah it is rare Canders, I normally persist through painful experiences - the fact I gave it 2 stars and persisted for so long meant it wasn't that bad and it did have promise. I also wasn't in the mood for it the last couple of days - as I say above, I may pick it up again! But you're right - there are so, so many mind blowing books out there :))


I hope Outline succeeds where The Lonely Hearts Hotel stumbled, Mark. I'm a fan of calling it quits when things aren't how they should be, myself. Go in peace - and enjoy yourself! Looking forward to your impressions on Cusk.


Jen Jen - I think your weather sounds Yay Yay. Today 34C, high humidty, sweating like a bastard. But Air Conditioning is the order of the day - so I jump on the pool, then run inside and read under that. But I do prefer the cold - lucky you!!

Well Charles, already I love it (without question), only 50 pages in - but this one is right down my alley :))

You know what Nastya - that's exactly how I felt at 200 pages, shit - you made it to 80%. I just felt it was all a bit pointless.


Hahaha - what the heck is a bummiere Debbie?? Love it - well I am reading a Rachel Cusk book ATM and it's wonderful - I better nip over and see what you're reading my friend, I hope all is good :))

Indeedy Suz, but I still have it from the library for another couple of weeks - so who knows? But yeah....


....and I'm onto that right now Laysee - thanks for checking in :))

Hahaha - what the heck is a bummiere Debbie?? Love it - well I ..."
Ha, “bummiere� is a made-up word. I just mean “bummer� but I put a fake French spin on it! It should have been written and pronounced as “bum air.� (Lol, not so funny if it’s obscure, and I had messed up the spelling!)
I’m scared of Cusk. Worried she’s too deep for me!

Unfortunately, the last couple of times I've tried to read Fantasy and there has been extensive "worldbuilding", I've been feeling that same "all a bit pointless" feeling. Like, why am I reading a 600+ page history of something that never even occurred.
I'm hoping it's a passing phase 'cos I've always enjoyed the genre.
Better luck with the next one, my friend! :)

Hahaha - what the heck is a bummiere Debbie?? Love..."
Hey Debbie - well I finished Outline, by Cusk at 1am this morning and I loved it. I'm probably still gushing with thought provoking emotion - it was brilliant and one of my favourites!!

Unfortunately, the last couple of times I've tried to read Fantasy and there has been extensive "worldbuilding", I've been feeling that same "all a bit pointless" feeling. L..."
Cheers Johnno - yes, I know what you mean about feeling like it's all pointless. This one did have promise, but in the end I just didn't really care what was happening to either character, or the story. It could be a classic result of "it's me and not you" hahahaha - as plenty of people loved this, and love the author. Hope your weekend is good down south mate, it's been pissing down up here - the tropics at this best. Besides, I can stay inside and read!!!


Yes, at first I thought I may have just been a bit too impatient - or not in the mood. But if a book is good enough, that just doesn't happen does it Antoinette? Thanks for letting me know - I always love a bit of external validation. I'm with you :))


Yes, agree totally Antoinette - trouble is, this one showed some early promise, so I was hoodwinked!!!

So glad the Cusk book is a hit!"
Bahahaha - that is hilarious Lisa, are you saying I live in a world of rivers of chocolate & children with gumdrop smiles?? I do find the occasional book (....and thing) unpalatable you know 😂🎈
Cusk = Brilliant 😊👌


Hey Lisa, "Lullabies" it is!!!! I will take your sage advice on this, I also know lots of people love this author (and this book!) - the book blurb starts with describing "Lullabies" as Gritty - I like gritty!!

I reckon I'll put Charles' review on ice until I've read this Lullabies Jennifer - I might go into this one cold!!!! Sometimes that works hey?


Lullabies for little criminals is one of my all time fav books. when we lost our heads was great too

Yes, I'm not a big fan of spoilers or even any hint of the ending Jennifer!!

Lullabies f..."
I enjoyed your review Sarah, and as I said, I haven't given up, with Lullabies being my next one sometime this year, thanks for chipping in!