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The Holy Bible (King James Version)
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Badly edited, poor continuity and internal consistency. Authors seem to change between books. Plot is cliched and thin, with virtually no character development save for Judas Iscariot. The main characters of Jesus and Moses are entirely one dimensional messianic figures. The novel opens with Adam and Eve, and then ignores them for the next thousand pages or so. The built-in bookmark was a nice touch, but a little pretentious.
Oddly, it wasn't shelved with the other fiction books.
Oddly, it wasn't shelved with the other fiction books.
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August 27, 2007
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And oh. Try doing some research next time; the bible does have different authors. Just a tip.

The purpose of my review was to consider the Bible as literature, stripped of all its religious trappings. The viewpoint is that of the hypothetical reader who is completely unaware of Christianity*. As literature, it fails. As a holy and sacred text, it clearly excels. Both of these reasons help explain the legions of people who love it and devote their lives to it without ever having read it?
P.S., Yes. I am aware that the Bible was compiled from writings of several authors. The "authors seem to change" bit was a jibe at the misconception that the Bible is God's "Word".

Your opinion doesn't strike any thought in me because you've only presented conclusions based on nothing. It's like listening to a conspirator sharing his/her theories that are unfortunately based off inconsistancies. Psalm and Isaiah are beautiful pieces of literature that I, and even many atheists/non-believers happen to enjoy.
The reasoning for your conclusion of why "legions" of people believe the bible doesn't add up. How can the Bible, failing at literature, help explain why people follow it without having read it? I detect a lack of logic...
Last, what is your cause for thinking that the word of God, claimed by the Bible's authors, isn't the word of God? Interesting...

Then you implied that because I don't believe in /Bible/ as scripture, that I am not qualified to offer my opinion of it, but for some reason, *you* are qualified because you see /Bible/ as a history, "the end".
Do you not see the fallacy of your argument? Whether I think /Bible/ is fiction or not, it doesn't change the actual words on the paper.

This conversation is going nowhere. You don't respond to my questions, or back your opinions with support. The only thing you truly answered was how you can believe that the authors didn't write down the word of God, and intend his word written un-changed, and the tip on how there are different authors. Your style of arguement leaves me with nothing to go off of, and puts me in an unfair position where I must continue to defend my prose from your new accusations, and so on, and so forth, etc etc. Enough is enough.

What does that mean if not, You don't believe in the Bible, so you can't really rate it? The implication is there, that my opinion (e.g. my "rating") is invalid because I don't see the Bible as history.
And I apologize, I mis-spoke. That sentence should read "Just because it's badly written doesn't mean it's not *comparable* to other literature."
As for supporting my argument, I'll spell it out for you: Few Christians have read it cover-to-cover. Even fewer people have read it for pleasure. Yet a great many people believe it is the inerrant word of their god. Hence my statement that it fails as literature (for all the reasons stated in my review), but is excellent as scripture.
And as for answering your questions: There is no evidence that the Bible is the word of god as claimed by its authors, and quite a lot of evidence that the Bible was written in an entirely worldly fashion.

Here's a review of a Gallup poll that surveyed American Bible-reading habits.
It shows that while most Americans own at least one copy of the Bible, they are ignorant of the contents.

I didn't respond with "are you kidding me" from reading your little factoid. I said it because you said that "There is no evidence that the Bible is the word of god as claimed by its authors". Either you are the biggest Idiot on God's green earth to not catch the authors witnessing the word of God, through description and/or revelation, or you are a creditless tagalong who argues the bible's meanings without ever have reading it, and thus like the rest of the world's atheist critics on the internet. Look around.
The world is going down a path of destruction. A path vividly explained in revelation. 6 million jews destroyed out of 9 million. Sounds like a prophecy being fortold in modern day. look it up, old testament. Israel became a nation again, and nations are turning against israel. Prophecy. Our world is coming to an end. A savior will come, and he will govern over all things. The inevitable was put into action long before we were born, and there's nothing you or I can do to change that.
I don't want or expect a reply back from you. You know what I believe, I know what you believe, and It's quite clear there's not going to be any conversion. It was my mistake trying to argue religion in a forum like this, for we both know that nothing will be settled. It was ,though, somewhat facinating to recap on how men and women with your thoughts and ideas support themselves, but it got old trying get you to see my side of things. It was nice talking.

You make the mistake that many Christians make: attempting to use the Bible to validate itself. Furthermore, what you see as fulfilled prophecies, many see as vague coincidences, cherrypicked from among the many prophecies told in the Bible. People from every age have been utterly convinced they lived in the end times. What makes you special?

"Yes. I am aware that the Bible was compiled from writings of several authors. The "authors seem to change" bit was a jibe at the misconception that the Bible is God's "Word"."
Just for an ending note, I thought the purpose of your review was to "...consider the Bible as literature, stripped of all its religious trappings"
I'm sorry Dennis, but you can't really do that with religious criticism in your review, but nice try; gotta give you credit for your mostly accurate acount of the bible. Better luck tomorrow.
"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is".
~Albert Camus

As to the Camus quote: I rebut that I simply prefer to be good to others out my own volition, rather than because I'm afraid of the consequences. Camus' sentiment is that of a frightened and intimidated child.

I guess I will have to take your word for it; you really aren't criticizing religion.
But, what you do happen to accomplish is over-generalize the average christian viewpoint, and its origin. Fine by me, but inaccurate standing on the assumption most christians own bibles but do not know the contents. Mass judgement => Oversight.
I'm happy i'm saved. I wish you were too. That's all i've got left to say here.
~I will forever walk fearless
"Empty House Far Away
Lost In Lonely Space
You Know You麓ve Felt The Same
From The Shallows In Love
To The Depths Of Yours Scars
You Know You Want To Change
In The Rafters A Vate,
Fixed And Spinning Late
There Is A Certain Fear
Even Light With Control
Lights Outside Our Homes
Wait For Every Tear
So Exit The Fall
And Now It's Over
Your Learning. It's All, Before Your Heart
I Found A Way Out Trough Everything I've Known
I麓m Walking Fearless With My Faith Down And All That I Own
Don't Take My Picture Cause I Won't Be There Standing Alone
I'm Living Fearless so fearless like everyday's my own
Steady Hands In The Plane
Calculated Ways To Call It Ailing In
Figure Hearts Far Away When You Work So Late
From A Distant End
Call It What You Want
Call It Just A Game
Call It Insane
All Of These Voices"
~Falling Up

True, I don't have facts and figures to back up my opinion that few Christians know the Bible well, but you also lack the same to support your counter-opinion, so we'll call that a wash. What is true in my opinion, however, is that many Christians do believe it is the inerrant word of God, which is the scary part, and the part relevant to my assertion that /Bible/ fails as literature.
Literature encourages thought and analysis. Scripture encourages (even commands) blind and unexamined acceptance. Which sounds more like the /Bible/ you know?


I mean, everybody knows about the Bird!

I disagree that it is 'blind acceptance.' These are judgemental and arrogant words. You are assuming that Dave or whoever has not reached the conclusion of God through a rational process of thought. You have no knowledge of the physical and spiritual journey that a person of faith has come through to reach their belief. Rational scientific thought and faith can exist side by side.

Faith is the dead weight hindering scientific and logical progress.

Do you think that it is bias of you to only admit the negative influence that christianity has had on science and knowledge? You are unwilling to admit the positive effect that the church has had on society and the gaining of knowledge.
Your understanding of faith is not complete.
'INCONCEIVABLE.'
'You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.'

So y'all keep arguing. I gots better things to do, like, live. And Alex, faith is the most bullshit answer for anything out there.
Much Love,
Mike

I was not sure if you recognised the inconceivable quote from 'the princess bride.' very poor quip I know:)
I personally have been caused to question my faith after chatting with people on other sites. Because they actually had some interesting points to talk about. But then they had done alot of research and I was interested in learning something new.
With regard to Faith... Have you heard of Dr Francis Collins the head of the Human Genome Project, one of the worlds leading scientists. He is also a man of 'unshakable faith in the scriptures.'
A man who works at the cutting edge of DNA, and believes that faith in God and faith in science can coexist.
Just like CS Lewis one of the greatest essayist in human history, a legend of rational thought he also came from a Atheist point of view to a faith in God.
These men were not satisfied to put up a wall in their brains built on the foundations of such statements as 'faith is bullshit.'
'Love is all around I feel it in the air.'
Alex
P.S. Francis Collins recently wrote a book called 'The Language of God' were he makes his case for God and Science. Might be worth having a look at.

And I'm curious, does Christianity condone gods choice in the Second book of Kings, Chapter two, verse twenty three? I'm not all that into killing small children for mockery, but I guess God is. Forgive and forget?
Otherwise I can show you all the verses in which God states that he will one day call upon you to eat YOUR OWN children.
Waiting to hear back from you,
Love Mike

and yes i know exactly what i live for. god is not the be all and end all of life for some people believe it or not. and don't tell me how life without a god is an empty one. my life is full to the brim thank you.


So, what exactly were their choices based on? Streamlining for the most effective brain washing. Any current day corporation would be proud.

exactly! brain washing of the masses. organized belief in spirits and a magical man and such. what next? santa?



As a scientist, I maintain that the greater the claim, the greater the evidence required to substantiate it. And the evidence required for a super-duper being such as god is exponentially great.
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Truer words were never spoken. Of course the Christians all echo the rebuttal: "prove that God doesn't exist", failing to realise that the onus rests with them.
Religion has become so ingrained within our society that most of us don't really see how illogical the notion of a giant invisible man in the sky is.
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Truer words were never spoken. Of course the Christians all echo the rebuttal: "prove that God doesn't exist", failing to realise that the onus rests with them.
Religion has become so ingrained within our society that most of us don't really see how illogical the notion of a giant invisible man in the sky is.

FATHER in heaven; please "miqra" more people unto the "KNOWLEDGE of the TRUTH".

P.S. Yahweh, Yahweh, Yahweh, Yahweh. I'm allowed to spell it because I'm not burdened by some crazy vengeful deity.

I do not spell out YHWH for I am not sure of the exact spelling (Hebreww vowel pointings) of the Tetragramaton.
This world was far better off without all that "STUFF" and did without it for thousands of years. How many people were killed by drunk drivers in the horse and buggy days. Bombs are wonderful arn't they? The garbage dumps are great! Have you had your water tested lately? We would not need most of the medicines that don't even work anyway if the advances of science would not be polluting everything. A lawsuit comes out for almost every kind of drug that is made years later when they are found out to harm people in other ways. If we ate natural foods and without excess we would need less drugs to fix the diseases associted with those bad habits and unnatural food preservations.
What's most important issue has to do with the lack of knowing the CREATOR and without eyes to see and ears to hear a person will not come to the "KNOWLEDGE of the TRUTH". True "WISDOM" is to fear the Lord and True "KNOWLEDGE/UNDERSTANDING" is to depart from evil.
FATHER in heaven; let Your kingdom come and soon, PLEASE!

the review is true hilarity, i love it. rolling on the floor about the bookmark bit.

What unmitigated ignorance you possess and espouse. What the fuck is a hypochristian, aside from a word you or one from the heaven's gate cult made up. And I don't know how to spell Yahweh properly or improperly becuase I don't care.
And your ridiculous issues with drunk driving deaths and lawsuits about medicine. Germs, like the plague, destroyed 1/3 of the european population. Entire cultures, that could have contributed so much beauty to this world, were destroyed by, not only disease but religion as well. It's the reason only four Myan manuscripts exist today. On TOP of ALL OF this, FUCK natural FOODS. I'm still LOOOKING FOR some sort OF explanation for what a NATURAL FOOD IS. PLEASE, explain it TO me.eee.zzz.ppp.
And just to let you know, Knowledge and Truth are bullshit concepts. As well as A CREATOR. I'm not entirely sure what EVIL you think that the general populous partakes in, but in summation you're BULLSHIT.
FATHER in heaven; let Your Vengeance strike me down if I speak untruth about your nonexistence.
Oh wait, still here.
Love Mike

I am unfamiliar to the heaven's gate.
The term "hypochristian" is pretty much self explanatory.
You are so correct when you said "hypochristians" (or religion in your terms) killed many people.
I hope the Myan calendar is correct.
Natural foods in my definition are foods that have not been chemically altered in one way or other. You know: pesticides, incecticides, fertilizers, hormones, anti biotics, additives, unethical methods in animal husbandry such as factory farms and making herbivores eat flesh (madcow); you know little things such as these. For they are the causes of much disease.
If you want to know what the sins of the world are; read the Bible; the commandments, the laws of the God of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, and me.
I know that there is a CREATOR, and the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob seems to me to be the most obvious choice. Why; because there is so much vile hatred and restistance to His ways that He has to be the One.
mike; what sins do you currently have in your life that makes you hate the authority of the CREATOR and His rules? I hope that you do not have as many sins as I used to have.
FATHER in heaven; if you will not "CALL" mike; please answer his prayer soon. In Yahowshuwa Your Son's name do I ask. amen