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Eclipse (The Twilight Saga, #3)
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My notes to characters in Eclipse:
Bella: I'm so done with you. You're a self-absorbed little snot. You're not a strong modern woman because you don't want to be a teen bride, and you're not cute because you fall down a lot.
Alice: You're so not cute either.
Jacob: What you did is called "date rape," buckaroo. And to think I liked you best until the middle of this book!
Edward: Checking the brood-o-meter... yep, you're still no David Boreanaz.
Leah (the one lady-wolf): I don't understand why you're getting the short end of the stick just because you had your heart broken... everyone seemed to cut Bella enough slack in the last book for a lot less. Sucks to be a supporting female character in these books, huh?
Note to Stephenie Meyer: Even you must think the Wuthering Heights references are a little over the top, right? Oh, and all your acknowledgements? Well, you're not cute too.
Bella: I'm so done with you. You're a self-absorbed little snot. You're not a strong modern woman because you don't want to be a teen bride, and you're not cute because you fall down a lot.
Alice: You're so not cute either.
Jacob: What you did is called "date rape," buckaroo. And to think I liked you best until the middle of this book!
Edward: Checking the brood-o-meter... yep, you're still no David Boreanaz.
Leah (the one lady-wolf): I don't understand why you're getting the short end of the stick just because you had your heart broken... everyone seemed to cut Bella enough slack in the last book for a lot less. Sucks to be a supporting female character in these books, huh?
Note to Stephenie Meyer: Even you must think the Wuthering Heights references are a little over the top, right? Oh, and all your acknowledgements? Well, you're not cute too.
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The sad thing is, even with my harsh words, I'll still probably read Meyer's next book. Damn OCD! (Oh, and yay for Michele Sagara! I thought I was the only one on the planet who had read those books. Any other Sundered fans, show yourselves!)



But for one thing: you didn't bash Bella hard enough. You let her get away with only three sentences... (there's got to be a book written, someday, about the flaws with these books!).





Wrong. Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ is a place to talk about books. This girl is expressing her opinion. She's not saying whoever likes it is an evil bitch or something. To each their own.
Just because you like it, fine. People may hate it. Doesn't mean you can cyber-bully them!
Most people tried it but they were stopped by the 'FLAG' button, which I am dangerous close to pressing now.
Not because you like Eclipse, but because you blame other who don't. In other names, cyber-bullying. Which is forbidden in Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ.
Please don't repeat the same mistake again.
Just because you like it, fine. People may hate it. Doesn't mean you can cyber-bully them!
Most people tried it but they were stopped by the 'FLAG' button, which I am dangerous close to pressing now.
Not because you like Eclipse, but because you blame other who don't. In other names, cyber-bullying. Which is forbidden in Å·±¦ÓéÀÖ.
Please don't repeat the same mistake again.

I am so glad that you said the following! :) Its okay I get carried away too. I am very sensitive to cyber bullying, you see. :) Ooh, I love Cinder! Can't wait for Cress!



I have no memory of that at all!
Maybe i don't remember cos Jacob was my second-best character.
Carlisle was my best. > sighs <
Ok, so, people, when did this date rape occur?

Uh...okaaaaaaay...


You should be ashamed of yourself being mean to two 10 year old girls

Meanwhile, guys, please let's take it easy. Adelheid, in answer to your question, Lillie and Alyssa were not ganging up on Melissa. They didn't insult Melissa.
And Alyssa, what Adelheid said was not being mean to anyone. She simply asked a question (which I have so graciously answered, you're welcome).
That said, we all need to respect each other's opinions. If you dislike a book or an author, tell us why. Be passionate about that. If you like a book or an author, please tell us why. Be emphatic.
But, please, don't make someone feel stupid for liking a book you hate or make someone feel useless because they hated a book you like. Each to his own.
And with that;
1. I dislike Bella,
2. I dislike Edward.
3. I dislike Bella (I had to say that twice).
4. I like Carlisle.
5. I like Jacob.
6. I (so far) like Stephenie Meyer.
7. I think Alyssa is hilarious �
8. Hilary (message 22) was mature.
9. And I LOVE Melissa's review! LOL!





To be read?
To be recorded??
To be real???
Aaarrgh...!