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Heretics of Dune (Dune #5)
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Jun 30, 2009
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The guards ushered Frank into the office. As usual, the Reverend Publisher was seated at her desk, writing.
So many lives touched by her decisions, he thought.
"Well?"
She looked up. He had promised himself that he would not flinch before the fire of her gaze, and once more he broke his promise.
"It is... almost finished."
"Almost." Her irony was palpable, a force. "Almost is not enough. You know that, Frank. When will it be done?"
"I think... a month. At most two. I am working as hard as I can, Reverend Publisher. I am... not well."
He hated himself for his servility.
"So, why then did you found a dynasty? Your son can assist you. He will continue when you are gone. There are many books left to write."
His throat was suddenly dry. But of course there was no pitcher of water. It would have been unthinkable.
"I am... preparing him. He will be ready in time."
She glanced at him again, and again he flinched.
"There is a transcriber on that desk. Write a page now. I want to see how you work."
He sat down, and fed a sheet of paper into the machine. His lips moved soundlessly. She knew what he was saying. By now, the Litany was stamped deep into his psyche, impossible to eradicate. She smiled secretly to herself. The training was brutal, but it was effective. She watched his mouth, as it formed the words it had spoken so many times before:
So many lives touched by her decisions, he thought.
"Well?"
She looked up. He had promised himself that he would not flinch before the fire of her gaze, and once more he broke his promise.
"It is... almost finished."
"Almost." Her irony was palpable, a force. "Almost is not enough. You know that, Frank. When will it be done?"
"I think... a month. At most two. I am working as hard as I can, Reverend Publisher. I am... not well."
He hated himself for his servility.
"So, why then did you found a dynasty? Your son can assist you. He will continue when you are gone. There are many books left to write."
His throat was suddenly dry. But of course there was no pitcher of water. It would have been unthinkable.
"I am... preparing him. He will be ready in time."
She glanced at him again, and again he flinched.
"There is a transcriber on that desk. Write a page now. I want to see how you work."
He sat down, and fed a sheet of paper into the machine. His lips moved soundlessly. She knew what he was saying. By now, the Litany was stamped deep into his psyche, impossible to eradicate. She smiled secretly to herself. The training was brutal, but it was effective. She watched his mouth, as it formed the words it had spoken so many times before:
I have no taste.
Taste is the sales-killer, the hesitation that brings total profit meltdown.
I will conquer my taste.
When I have stamped it out, I will look at what I have written.
I will read through it from start to finish.
There will be nothing left of a great series.
Only crap will remain.
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For me, they both blur into a formless whole. I can't even swear that I read the last one, though I think I did.
I'm sorry, I can't discuss this further. I'm worried that the nightmares will come back.

Thank you! But what a scary thought. I didn't realize that I was channeling the late Mr. Herbert until you said that.
He says he has a message for someone with initials K.J.A. Oh my God. No, forget it, I'm obviously just imagining all this...



Who writes the Tom Clancy books these days? I have a vague feeling that Mr Clancy shares the love, but maybe I am being very unfair to him. I never got further than The Hunt for Red October.

Publisher of Doom: I know that the story has reached 1812 and the naval wars are over but there are only ten books in the series: we expect at least ten more!
Mr. O'Brian: But....
PoD: You will stop time! Henceforth it will be 1812 - FOREVER! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Mr.O'B: Well, I kinda like the characters, maybe I can do another one set mostly on land...there's Aubrey's debt problem, after all.
PoD: That will work...for one book...then it will be 1812 FOREVER! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Mr.O'B: *Gulp* Um...yes.... *gets up and creeps out backwards*
PoD: 1812 FOREVER! BWAHAHAHAHA! Oh, he's gone. Bring in the next sucker - I mean bring in Eoin Colfer - he owes us three more Fowl books AND the next Hitchhiker's tome!


The Musketeers typically appear in 5 volumes in the English translations:
The Three Musketeers
Twenty Years After
The Vicomte De Bragelone
Louise De La Valiere
The Man in the Iron Mask
The lattermost three were originally serialised in a French newspaper as The Man in the Iron Mask but were split up when the first British publication of a translation was made and nobody feels like sticking them back into one volume, just in case a black hole forms at the print-shop....
He wrote heaps of other stuff but I haven't come across any other sequence of novels.

If the Bible is a continuation of a coherent story, then it's pretty postmodern in execution I'd say!

I kind of loved Dune #5 and #6 when I read them as a kid; what girl doesn't want to kill people with her feet? I'm sure they're terrible, but I'm also sure that the writing of the unholy bifecta of Kevin J Anderson and Herbert Jr. deserves negative starring, if there is such a thing. I need to take a shower just thinking about it. Is this the book with the sad eulogy for his wife as the preface?

I'd never thought about that before. I believe I have met such girls, but, the more I consider it, the less certain I become. Will any female readers enlighten me?
I'm afraid I remember almost nothing about the book. I read it too late, when I was well into my 20s, and can only recall a general feeling of horror and pity. Terrible, since my memories of the early ones are pretty much frame by frame.


as a man with a foot fetish I think it's a good way to go.

Is this one of those "rhetorical" questions? It has caused me considerable distress over the last 1-2 minutes since I first read it.
I'm sorry, fellas. I was aiming for humorous over-statement, but ended up creepy and wrong somehow. Whoops. I think I may need to use more emoticons ;)
Which is kind of what's wrong with this book. Herbert introduces the slovenly Bad Girls to fight the Bene Gesserit, and much ink is spilled about how they're so awesome they can kill you with their feet - their feet I tell you! - but if you give it any thought, it sounds silly and possibly unworkable.
Plus, when will it occur to someone to just dust off and nuke them from orbit? It's the only way to make sure. Anyway, blah blah, what I mean to say was: What girl doesn't want to bomb planets from space?
Which is kind of what's wrong with this book. Herbert introduces the slovenly Bad Girls to fight the Bene Gesserit, and much ink is spilled about how they're so awesome they can kill you with their feet - their feet I tell you! - but if you give it any thought, it sounds silly and possibly unworkable.
Plus, when will it occur to someone to just dust off and nuke them from orbit? It's the only way to make sure. Anyway, blah blah, what I mean to say was: What girl doesn't want to bomb planets from space?

No girl I could ever love, that's for sure.

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Oh that's your problem right there, Manny. American girls find this kind of openness refreshing. Take it from me, it's a big turn-on.
Here try this, next time you're at a bar and you locate a delectable American strumpet, simply walk up to her casually and ask, "if you were going to kill many people, would you rather do it with your feet or by bombing them from space?"
She'll swoon.


Oh that's your problem right there, Manny. American girls find this k..."
I'm fanning myself right now. You have offered so much!
1. that women have murderous desires that should be acknowledged
2. that women should have a choice in exercising those desires
3. That the foot can be as mighty as a bomb from space
What is not to love?


I originally read them in my mid-to-late teens and picked up "Heretics" when it was first published. So disappointing. Honestly I remember very little about the plot, just the disappointment. I probably suffered trauma induced amnesia after forcing myself to finish "Chapterhouse".


I'm sorry, Dana. I try to love all the world's books, but sometimes it's just too hard. Even as it is, people have been known to accuse me of excessive kindness.

After that I have not approached a Frank Herbert book.



Definitely do not read more than the first three!

You might want to stop after the first book, then - but they aren't outright awful until the fourth...