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this duology is mediocre at best, and i guessed it early on that this book won't get more than 2 stars from me. so i stayed for the smut. guess where that got me 🤡

“Y-you’re an ass man, I guess,�� she stammered.
He shook his head. “No, Piper. I’m a this-ass man.�� 🤡🤡🤡

the smut had me running laps... out of laughter.

“Where do you want to give it to me?�� she whispered, taking his sac in her hand and juggling him gently. 🤡

--finding her incredible ass with both hands and kneading her buns almost angrily-- 🤡

“God, baby. God.�� He rocked deeper, and she gasped. “You’re tighter than sin.�� 🤡

He took his forearm off her hips and pressed the heel of his hand to her weeping entrance and rotated it—hard—and she screamed. She fucking screamed.

when did this turn into a horror show💀

Brendan dropped to his own knees and stripped off his shirt. “Ohhh,�� she said in slow motion. “Heyyy, looook aaaat thaaaat.��
Dude was yoked. 🤡

“Come on, baby. Let’s have it. Show me what I do to that high-maintenance pussy.�� 🤡

She didn’t even know which part of her was in command. Her head, her heart, her lady business. Or maybe they all were, three bitches hitting the switches of her control panel. 💀💀

She dragged her tongue up the meaty underside of him, closed her mouth over the velvet helmet on top. 🤡

God, he pulsed on her tongue, great, quick surges of life that her femininity started to echo, making her groan around his hard flesh. 🤡

She climaxed. Which was a pitiful word for traveling to a distant plane where fairies danced and gumdrops rained from the sky. 🤡🤡🤡