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Terry Jones' favorite work of post-war French existentialism?

(His favorite [The] Cure song is still "Boys Don't Cry")

I was going to review this one as, A GUYS MOTHER DIES AND HE SHOOTS AN ARAB AND THEN HE DIES TOO.

In 12th grade English we read this book and my teacher brought in a Cure CD to play that song for the class.

I don't understand this new reviewing trend though.

There's something wrong...I think the punctuation negates the girlishness of the review.

i know it look like i am just trying to ca$h in on parody-votes, but i thought of this walking home and it just made me laugh. please excuse.

I appreciate the new, sleek, succinct review style that all the kids are embracing these days.

good point, eh! i have fixed it.


we are just tickled by what the kids are doing on the internet, and we are doffing our caps to them...

I was thinking earlier that writing reviews like this is almost a reason to get a twitter account.

The Myth of Sisyphus

MAN THINKS REAL HARD ABOUT DYING BUT DOESN'T BUT THEN DOES.

The Plague

A BUNCH OF PEOPLE PARTY HARD AND THEN THEY DIE.

Krokophilia wrote: "In 12th grade English we read this book and my teacher brought in a Cure CD to play that song for the class.

I don't understand this new reviewing trend though."

DID IT MAKE PEOPLE MORE RECEPTIVE TO THE EXISTENTIALIST MOVEMENT??

sorry, i was still in teenmode.

The Plague draft two:

A BUNCH OF PEOPLE PARTY HARD AND THEN THEIR NUTS SWELL UP AND THEY DIE AND SHIT.

Kristi wrote: "The Plague draft two:

A BUNCH OF PEOPLE PARTY HARD AND THEN THEIR NUTS SWELL UP AND THEY DIE AND SHIT."

The swelling nuts is a nice touch.

I wish ♥J.K.'s Bitch� could see what a wonderful thing she started here on goodreads.

i concur - nuts.

Swollen nuts are always (a/nice to the) touch.

Sadly she thinks we are all geeks, or nerds, or something like that.

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A BUNCH OF GEEKS NERDS WITH SWOLLEN BALLS AND NOT SOCIAL TENDENCIES AND CIGARETTES SMOKE AND TALK TRASH BOUT SILLY SHIT LIKE THEY ARE SMART BUT THERE NOT SMART BITCHEZZZ.

MERSAULT WAS A FUCKER. A PHONY AND FREAK. THIS BOOK SUCKS. TOO LONG AND BORING. MADE ME WANT TO SLEEP AND THEN CAME STOOPID CURE SONG FUCK YOU ROBERT SMITH OLD FAT MAN.

you realize that since i don't say "no" to friend requests, that i have about 300 teen girl "friends" who are probably making fun of us old people right now.


ah, youth...

Kristi Steffen's Favorite Quotes

"I have about 300 teen girlfriends"
-Karen

i'm such a player.

karen wrote: "i'm such a player."

MyFleshSingsOut wrote: "karen wrote: "i'm such a player."

"

Karen went to the Virgin Islands once. They are now, simply, "The Islands."

oh snap!!

Keeping that youthful glow is a real chore...

is this going to tie back in to my semen review??

Your flesh sings out for virgins for Karen. Like the sirens in a way, but more creepier.

karen wrote: "is this going to tie back in to my semen review??"

Yes. Like all things.

Glaziness is next to godliness.

Male virgins, too. Sperm included. For to cook with.

these are words that will come back to haunt me. like, in a courtroom someday.

Kristi wrote: "Your flesh sings out for virgins for Karen."

I do fetch when asked. I put some Jonas Brothers tickets on a fishing hook and reel it into the fiction section at B&N. If I do good karen gives me a semen-based treat and a pat on the head.

karen wrote: "these are words that will come back to haunt me. like, in a courtroom someday."

Will you be charged with multiple counts of spermicide?
HHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

this is my favorite day on goodreads.com ever.

Edible semen and French existentialism all in one day. It's sure been somethin' fun. Loud 'n blunt book reviews are so awesome.

If I do good karen gives me a semen-based treat and a pat on the head.

But surely you're not a virgin! I suppose her standards may have lowered as far as her culinary experiments are concerned...it's not as if virgin spermen are in endless supply.

karen wrote: "this is my favorite day on goodreads.com ever."

At the very least, it's in my top 3.

No, I'm just the slutty man-boy slave who fetches.

MyFleshSingsOut wrote: "No, I'm just the slutty man-boy slave who fetches."

THAT'S more like it.

boooo!!!

i'm going to send you a copy for christmas....

PRUDE.

it sparked a serious vegan discussion.

it's not all vulgar....
it is sophisticated.

My pals and I had a similar joke-discussion about the technicalities of veganism and ingesting human bodily fluids. It led to the absurd notion that a true vegan would just have to kill themselves, since technically to live your body is more or less constantly consuming itself.

There's also the "Level Nine Vegan" as created by The Simpsons, which doesn't eat anything that casts a shadow.

NEO AND TRINITY DIE AND THE MATRIX IS REBOOTED

THANKS TO KENAN'S STREET HOCKEY TEAM THE DUCKS AND COACH BOMBAY REMEMBER WHAT THE GAME IS ALL ABOUT AND BEAT ICELAND

Ok I'm done, sorry.

^ Also known as "the outsider"...

Genius.

god, everything ties together always..