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Hatchet (Brian's Saga, #1)
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What I learned from Hatchet:
1. If you see a man grimacing in pain, it could be a heart attack. If this man is the pilot of a charter prop plane that you're flying alone in, you could be fucked.
2. If you eat mysterious berries, they just might give you severe diarrhea. And, having just been marooned in a plane crash, you could lack the proper facilities to expel the diarrhea within. So, you could end up shitting your brains out in a cave. Since the tender age of 9, when I glanced upon the pages of this book, I have had a fear in regards to shitting in the wild. Fuck you, Gary Paulsen.
1. If you see a man grimacing in pain, it could be a heart attack. If this man is the pilot of a charter prop plane that you're flying alone in, you could be fucked.
2. If you eat mysterious berries, they just might give you severe diarrhea. And, having just been marooned in a plane crash, you could lack the proper facilities to expel the diarrhea within. So, you could end up shitting your brains out in a cave. Since the tender age of 9, when I glanced upon the pages of this book, I have had a fear in regards to shitting in the wild. Fuck you, Gary Paulsen.
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January 1, 1990
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Finished Reading
September 18, 2007
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Aidan, dude...lay off. i read the stupid book and hated every.single.second. even if swearing out Paulsen doesn't make us any better...it makes me happier knowing that others endured the agony of this book
hey stop cussing i'm a little kid
Your comment is soo funny like seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This review is useless, you don't need to down the book like that. You could easily give your opinion for people interested in the book but there is no need to be repulsive about it.
Swearing in a review of a children's book is just not cool... have your opinions but please have some respect for other review readers, especially the kids.
haters going to hate lovers going to love
likers going to like
what I learned from you:1 your a weirdo.
How sad that you said that to an author who wrote many books for young people as well as his own personal story.
Yeah, swearing out Paulsen doesn't make you any better. Also, I don't think you actually took the time to read the book, understand the character, or imagine the descriptions. You probably rushed through it.