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Incidents Around the House by Josh Malerman
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it was ok
bookshelves: 2024, horror, supernatural

Incidents Around the House was one of my most anticipated reads for 2024, and as it turns out my biggest letdown.

Pros:


The descriptions of Other Mommy’s appearance scared the bejeezus out of me.

It terrified me how the entity wasn’t just bound to the house, but could haunt Bela, anywhere, anytime.

Bela’s innocence, such as mispronouncing the word ‘reincarnation� as ‘carnation� unaware of just how much danger she was in freaked me out.

Cons:

All the characters were insufferable, including Bela.

Most of the plot was boring � endless discussions of sleeping arrangements, eating, drinking, dancing, arguing grew tiresome.

The ending was underwhelming.

I don’t mind a child narrator, nor it being written in a unique way to accommodate this. Room by Emma Donoghue 100% worked for me. The short, unstructured, unformatted sentences utilised here didn’t.

The dialogue was cringy.

What was with the existential rantings adults employed when talking to Bela? I’ve never heard of parents sprouting philosophy like this to an eight-year-old child. It was so weird.

I have Birdbox through audible, but not sure I’ll ever read it now. Someone please tell me it’s better than this?

My opinion is very much in the minority � most of my ŷ friends have highly praised Incidents Around the House, but I’m unable to recommend this title.
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Reading Progress

May 3, 2024 – Shelved as: to-read
May 3, 2024 – Shelved
May 3, 2024 – Shelved as: 2024
June 25, 2024 – Started Reading
June 26, 2024 –
20.0%
June 26, 2024 –
40.0%
June 26, 2024 – Shelved as: horror
June 26, 2024 – Shelved as: supernatural
June 26, 2024 – Finished Reading

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Katy Clements Bird box is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER


Jennifer ~ TarHeelReader Thoughtful review, Lisa! Sorry it wasn’t a winner.


Jayme I enjoyed it but I do agree that the parents spilling their secrets to their “sleeping� child was crazy! Hope you love your next! 💞


JaymeO Oh no! Sorry this didn’t work for you. I have it coming up. Great review!


NZLisaM Katy wrote: "Bird box is WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER"

Whew! Thank you.


NZLisaM Jennifer ~ TarHeelReader wrote: "Thoughtful review, Lisa! Sorry it wasn’t a winner."

Thanks, Jennifer.


NZLisaM Jayme wrote: "I enjoyed it but I do agree that the parents spilling their secrets to their “sleeping� child was crazy! Hope you love your next! 💞"

Thanks, Jayme. I’m not having much luck with the horror genre in 2024.


NZLisaM JaymeO wrote: "Oh no! Sorry this didn’t work for you. I have it coming up. Great review!"

Thanks, Jayme. I’ll keep my fingers crossed that you’re in the camp that loved it.


message 9: by Paromjit (new)

Paromjit I value your opinion, Lisa�..will avoid!


NZLisaM Paromjit wrote: "I value your opinion, Lisa�..will avoid! "

You’re so sweet, Paromjit. ❤️


Sujoya - theoverbookedbibliophile Not for me (I try to stay away from the scary stuff) but I enjoyed your review, Lisa! Sorry this was a letdown! Hope you love your next read! 💕


NZLisaM Sujoya(theoverbookedbibliophile) wrote: "Not for me (I try to stay away from the scary stuff) but I enjoyed your review, Lisa! Sorry this was a letdown! Hope you love your next read! 💕"

Thanks, so much, Sujoya. I understand. There were scary moments in the beginning before it ran out of steam.


message 13: by Lisa (new)

Lisa Not my type of book sorry it was insufferable 😩 hope you love your next Lisa honest review. 💞


NZLisaM Lisa wrote: "Not my type of book sorry it was insufferable 😩 hope you love your next Lisa honest review. 💞"

Turns out it wasn't my type either, Lisa. Trying to chose my next book.


Margaret M - (having a challenging time and on GR as much as I can) Fabulous review Lisa. I think I’ll be avoiding this one 💖


NZLisaM Margaret M - (on holiday wrote: "Fabulous review Lisa. I think I’ll be avoiding this one 💖"

Thanks, Margaret. I never thought I’d be saying this before I read it, but I would.


NZLisaM inirah wrote: "I just finished it and have similar thoughts as you. The ending was not so great and I didn’t understand it properly (someone please help me with understanding it better). I got bored after sometim..."

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message 18: by DeAnn (new)

DeAnn Sorry this was such a disappointment Lisa!


NZLisaM DeAnn wrote: "Sorry this was such a disappointment Lisa!"

I was gutted. 😢


message 20: by Angela (new)

Angela Oh no! Sorry this didn't work for you Lisa, especially as you were looking forward to it!


NZLisaM Angela wrote: "Oh no! Sorry this didn't work for you Lisa, especially as you were looking forward to it!"

Thanks for your sympathy, Angela. Much appreciated. ❤️


message 22: by Peter (new)

Peter I hate cringy dialogue more than anything, my heavenly little superstar. 😂 Fantastic review, Lisa.


NZLisaM Peter wrote: "I hate cringy dialogue more than anything, my heavenly little superstar. 😂 Fantastic review, Lisa."

Thanks, Peter. Me too.


Donna Skokauckas Agree with everything you said also Bella seems a lot younger than 8.


NZLisaM Donna wrote: "Agree with everything you said also Bella seems a lot younger than 8."

Thanks, Donna. I agree with you but that could be explained by the fact that she (view spoiler)


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Nicole G I am having a hard time understanding the ending. Granted- i might have read fast because the ending was getting wordy after Ursula told her story �.


NZLisaM Nicole wrote: "I am having a hard time understanding the ending. Granted- i might have read fast because the ending was getting wordy after Ursula told her story �."

(view spoiler)


Jerri I haven't liked a Malerman book yet. I have read them all and I don't know why I continue. I think I keep hoping for a good one. Bird Box has been the best so far. Not great but not as bad as this one.


NZLisaM Jerri wrote: "I haven't liked a Malerman book yet. I have read them all and I don't know why I continue. I think I keep hoping for a good one. Bird Box has been the best so far. Not great but not as bad as this ..."

Thanks for your insight, Jerri. Glad Birdbox is better. Will probably give it a go at some stage, since I own it, but if it’s anything like this I won’t be able to get through it.


Meredith (Trying to catch up!) Fabulous review, Lisa! I don't think I will ever read this, and I appreciate your perspective.


NZLisaM Meredith (Trying to catch up!) wrote: "Fabulous review, Lisa! I don't think I will ever read this, and I appreciate your perspective."

Thanks, Meredith. No, it doesn’t sound like one you’d like.


message 32: by Whitney Erwin (new)

Whitney Erwin Sorry this one wasn't very good! Great review, Lisa!


NZLisaM Whitney Erwin wrote: "Sorry this one wasn't very good! Great review, Lisa!"

Thanks, Whitney. I had high hopes only to have them dashed. ❤️


Chandle The monologues! Lolol


NZLisaM Chandle wrote: "The monologues! Lolol"

I know, an odd choice.


message 36: by Ceecee (new) - added it

Ceecee First of all, sorry I missed this review and secondly I’m sorry it didn’t work for you. Great review Lisa ❤️


NZLisaM Ceecee wrote: "First of all, sorry I missed this review and secondly I’m sorry it didn’t work for you. Great review Lisa ❤️"

Thanks, Ceecee. Ha ha, ha, I love what you did there. ❤️


MarilynW Adults giving speeches to a little kid was weird 😂 Great review, Lisa!


NZLisaM MarilynW wrote: "Adults giving speeches to a little kid was weird 😂 Great review, Lisa!"

Thanks, Marilyn. It was weird, especially because, like you said, Bela seemed younger.


message 40: by Darla (new)

Darla Looks like 'Birdbox' still might be worth reading. It is on my TBR, too. Sorry this was such a disappointment, Lisa!🤗


NZLisaM Darla wrote: "Looks like 'Birdbox' still might be worth reading. It is on my TBR, too. Sorry this was such a disappointment, Lisa!🤗"

Thanks, Darla. Hopefully. Since I own it, I will give it a go. ❤️


Ginger Great review Lisa! Sorry this didn’t end up working for you.
There were a few things in your review that I agreed with, especially dialogue.
I still rated it a bit higher because the creep factor was so good.


NZLisaM Ginger wrote: "Great review Lisa! Sorry this didn’t end up working for you.
There were a few things in your review that I agreed with, especially dialogue.
I still rated it a bit higher because the creep factor w..."


Thanks, Ginger. I’m glad you liked it more. ❤️


message 44: by Joan (new) - rated it 2 stars

Joan I was wading through reviews after finishing the book, hoping to find one that matched my thoughts. After reading so many 5-stars (what?!) I found yours. Agree 100% with everything you said. I will add that every time I read “Daddo� it felt like fingernails on a chalk board. Ugh.


NZLisaM Joan wrote: "I was wading through reviews after finishing the book, hoping to find one that matched my thoughts. After reading so many 5-stars (what?!) I found yours. Agree 100% with everything you said. I will..."

Thanks, Joan. Yeah, there’s a lot of love for this one out there, which is fine, each to their own, but I definitely didn’t have the same experience. Daddy was an unusual choice - I bet it would’ve bothered me more if I had listened to the audio rather than read the book. ❤️


Marilyn Noble That was one thing that weirded me out. No one does that, they just don’t. Like, we know when our kid is asleep. The only consolation is when, well, we realized one time it wasn’t mom, but I don’t think every single time was like that.,


NZLisaM Marilyn wrote: "That was one thing that weirded me out. No one does that, they just don’t. Like, we know when our kid is asleep. The only consolation is when, well, we realized one time it wasn’t mom, but I don’t ..."

Too out there for me. I was too busy rolling my eyes to be scared by that point.


message 48: by Jen (new) - rated it 4 stars

Jen Baxter The parents should 100% not be parents the mom is literally the worst


NZLisaM Jen wrote: "The parents should 100% not be parents the mom is literally the worst"

I think that was the intended point, but I agree with you. It didn’t work for me either, as I felt no sympathy for anyone, and it would’ve been a lot scarier if I did.


Shelly G Yes, yes, yesssss! Every point you hit, I agree with. So let down.


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