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જ⁀��1.5 stars - because im just too nice !

𖦹 short review: what in the wattpad was THAT? please oh please send immediate help! im so disgusted by the door, like um what the fuck??? and tana get therapy im not even kidding, like forget ishi, I'm going to use all my piggy bank money on this stupid bitch's brain surgery. and can we pls stop the door banging cascade? i don't want more "open door scenes" thank u so fucking much. im not gonna lie I did have my momentarily laugh cries thinking about how i landed on this side of the planet. im gonna go tell sorry to my mom because she raised a girl that decided to trauma read door banging romances. in conclusion if u want a quick, trauma induced, vomit worthy read please be my guest. i hope u genuinely love this if u read this tho <3 but it was not for me and it's safe to say I'm forever scarred. thank the gods i don't have a round knob door. ▄︻デ══━一 ��

dear ishi my chaotic twin,

stop gaslighting us and forcing us to fall in love with a fucking door. ur not ok, please find help. and if i do puke at ur wedding with mr. door, sorry not sorry. loveu pooks.

your maid of honor <33

thank you to my fav girls sama and fadhee for reading this w me, i dont think id survive otherwise. i actually genuinely had fun trauma bonding w u ma sisters!! not us questioning our life existence every 2 seconds. *dials my no.1 top contact, the therapist* lets go to grp therapy loves!! i promise our next trio br will be much better. ❤︎

𖦹 bsfs reviews:
sama's review
fadhee's review

(isoreo and ishi, respectfully pay for my therapy pls and thank you)