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✧₊�� "and I ask myself, if this were my last moment on earth, would I go happy?"

no, because I wasted it on this book. my precious time is long gone. I WANT IT BACK. I wish I could go back in time, and just never buy this...something of a book. it made me almost break my no-dnf rule which says a lot. tho, somehow I pushed through it and nvm that I almost died out of cringe in the process, but I DID IT. so in my humble opinion, I should get a fricking trophy for finishing this!! and ms. Silver, you owe me a few sessions of therapy.

⋅˚₊�� �� my thoughts �� ‧₊˚ ��

a torture. this is what my reading experience of this book felt like. I despise this book with every fiber of my very being. I can't help but wonder how this even got published. curiosity is a bitch, and as I was curious what the hype around this book was all about before, now I just wish I had only stayed curious. there's not even one nice thing that comes to my mind about flawless (which wasn't flawless at all, btw) ugh. I'M TRAUMATIZED. I WANT TO BLEACH MY EYES. if only I could erase this from my memory... this book is only 344 pages long, and yet it took me 5 DAYS to read it when I HAD TIME to read. I had absolutely no motivation to pick this up, so I had to force myself to do it. and whenever I did pick it up, everything all of sudden started to seem more interesting than what I was reading (even a wall) and if I see one more time that this is a perfect enemies to lovers, I really may consider jumping off a bridge. don't insult this amazing trope like this pls. because really if this was an amazing "enemies to lovers", then I'm Taylor Swift!! Elsie had to make this book even worse by writing the third act break up? I want to make a petition for changing the title for "cringefest", since this is what this book was.

⋅˚₊�� �� characters �� ‧₊˚ ��

��.�� Summer Hamilton

Elsie Silver wanted to make her funny so bad, but she obviously failed. or me and ms. Silver have a different idea of being funny. Summer was as bland as plain dry toast, to begin with. if I were to say what having no personality meant, I would just describe Summer. don't even get me started on messages between her and her dad. uhh. I really had hard time believing she studied law. like bitch bfr. also, she didn't have a problem with kissing Rhett in front of her ex bf but she had one when she realized that her dad could've found out about it? make it make sense. she's such a typical, city girl, what an easy life she has. everything about her felt so flat. she's a 25 year old woman, but doesn't act like it. tbh, maybe her and Rhett are perfect for each other since they both act as if they were in kindergarten. what's more, if I heard one more time how mAsCuLiNe Rhett was, I'd go bald. seriously. like, girl, I understood the first time you said it. I mean what do you want me to say? that you have a bad taste? so, yes, I'm telling you, you have an awful taste, Summer. that's all. also she kept whining how bad her relationship with Winter was (what a creativity!! is there a spring and fall too?) bad, and yet SHE was the one who let her marry the very man who took advantage of her? 🤦🏻‍♀�� yeah, I think I'm lost for words here.

��.�� Rhett Eaton

he's the reason I'm glad book men don't exist irl.

he's a child in a man's body. if all men were like him then I'd rather be single forever. the most ridiculous part of this book was that a grown up man got cancelled for....HATING OVER MILK. like you can't be for real with this one 🤦🏻‍♀�� all of these people acted, as if he committed a crime. it was as if he murdered someone, and not only said that he hated milk lol. tbh, I can't believe that this is a "plot" of this book. like, bfr, he's a 32 yrs man who needs a BABYSITTER bc of it?!! I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. moreover, Rhett is the most selfish and childish (he really took childishness to another level) character I've ever read about. and, well,
there was really no need to mention how Rhett got horny every 5 seconds, because Summer breaths. like dude?! he barely knew her, and he immediately had such thoughts? nah, adios amigo. his lines gave me the biggest ick, and I think I'm traumatized for life because of them. some of my life decisions are pretty bad, but picking this book up was the worst one. and also he has long hair? I think it's still 2016 era for Rhett.

��.�� Summer and Rhett

no chemistry. no tension. nothing. their relationship felt so flat. the throphy for being the most boring couple I've read about this year goes...to them!!
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�� started on november 5, 2024

okay, so, ngl, I opened this book on a random page (couldn't help it lol), and well, I came across a really interesting scene 😃 ughh, the cringe I felt...hopefully the rest of this book is better, though! let's see what the hype is all about 👀