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Vote whore.

should i float it?? it is a really really good review.

here, watch this.

a whore within a whore:

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/...

I am a fan of this. Also, a fan of whores.

Paquita Maria wrote: "I am a fan of this. Also, a fan of whores."

+1

Also, you are more creative than me. I would have just cracked a Dick joke, honestly.

this dick was both boring and exhausting. greg said i would love this dick, but i did not. greg enjoys some boring dick.

karen is klassy with a lowercase k.

Karen is also a kunt, at least according to socially tone deaf people who don't understand that that kind of humor only works between friends on solid footing, not with a dude who unfriended her because he can't handle criticism even though he lobs it in gender-specific ways all the time.

Wait, what?

In fact, I'd go a step further. I don't care how long I've known someone. I cannot imagine calling a female friend that word.

Female enemies are a different story, though.

Jason's co-captain of a big dick group.

Karen appreciates my taste for dick, so much so that she sent some my way once.

You don't get the humor!!! Is funny!! Is funny when I slag women with the harshest slur available, but with a k!!! Funny!!

Jason wrote: "In fact, I'd go a step further. I don't care how long I've known someone. I cannot imagine calling a female friend that word.

Female enemies are a different story, though."

Get off it. You haven't lived until you call Eh?! a cunt. Go on. Try it. It'll put hide on your chest and whatnot.

Hide on your chest? Corrective typing motherfucker?

Why is Molly Ringwald in the upper right hand corner of GR?

Apparently, she writes.

I can't do it, Esteban. I can be really really mean to her, but I can't say that word to someone. I don't know why.

Oh, check it. He put Virginia Woolf into the same category...

Ceridwen wrote: "Hide on your chest? Corrective typing motherfucker?"

Goddammit! Fucking iPhone spellcheck (but really, thank god for it because god knows what'd come out otherwise).

Hurry up, Jason. Put some hide on your chest.

Doesn't karen have a picture of herself with Molly Ringwald somewhere on the bookface?

Esteban wrote: "I love Alfonso forever!!!!"

No, that's Nick Cave you're thinking of.

Jason wrote: "Oh, check it. He put Virginia Woolf into the same category..."

Is funny!! Is ironic Alanis!!! Like rain on your wedding day!!! Like a free ride-ee-ide when you're already there!!!

And I don't know what he sees in her, anyway. I'm the one that'd give him the happy ending.

Does Nick Cave bang Molly Ringwald?

...wild.

Put some hide on your chest = favorite Freudian slip ever!

Paquita Maria wrote: "Does Nick Cave bang Molly Ringwald?

...wild.

Put some hide on your chest = favorite Freudian slip ever!"

Nonono. Karen posed with Nick Cave, not Molly Ringwald; or, if she did pose with Molly Ringwald, who cares because Nick Cave photobombed it.

Whew! My mind was about to short out.

I could have sworn...

Yeah, Nick Cave is a leeeeeeeetle bit cooler than Molly Ringwald.

Esteban wrote: "Nonono. Karen posed with Nick Cave, not Molly Ringwald; or, if she did pose with Molly Ringwald, who cares because Nick Cave photobombed it. "

I wish I had any sort of skillz with photoshop at the moment.

Don't you take a tone with me, Jason. I'll put hide on your chest, you cunt.

Paquita Maria wrote: "Yeah, Nick Cave is a leeeeeeeetle bit cooler than Molly Ringwald."

They should remake Pretty in Pink with Nick Cave in her role.

Let's pitch it, Paquita. We can do this.

Call me a cunt, Esteban, I dare you.

You and me both. I just had hangovers and animosity in photoshop class. Sometimes I would steal away to the darkroom during class...uh, which was next door to the mac lab slash digital photo class. That teacher was always angry with me for some reason.

Esteban wrote: "They should remake Pretty in Pink with Nick Cave in her role."

FUCK YEAH! Courtney Love can play Ducky!

Ceridwen wrote: "Call me a cunt, Esteban, I dare you."

Nope. I've already been clear about how scary I find you. I might mail you a fart or something one of these days, tho'. You know, all zip locked for freshness.

Ew! Ewie-eew-fucking-ew! I just took a swig of a fat evangelical co-worker's water thinking it was my own! Fucking karma! I'm out!

Ceridwen wrote: "Call me a cunt, Esteban, I dare you."

I � Ceridwen.

Esteban wrote: "Ew! Ewie-eew-fucking-ew! I just took a swig of a fat evangelical co-worker's water thinking it was my own! Fucking karma! I'm out!"

Is that, like, communion or something?

Fuck! Why don't they make penicillin bubble gum or something! I'm freaking out! I'm going to have to settle for an entire pack of cinnamon Dentyne until I get home and can gargle with rubbing alcohol. Ack.

Just kiss him already!

Esteban wrote: "Ew! Ewie-eew-fucking-ew! I just took a swig of a fat evangelical co-worker's water thinking it was my own! Fucking karma! I'm out!"

Wait, what is this code for? Have you been swapping spit with Evangelical snake-tamers again? IfyouknowwhatImean?

I do look forward to the ziplock fart though. My kids will think that's hilarious.

Har, har.

I'll have you know that it's a woman.

I think.

Anyway, all I know is that it has a bumpersticker that says something about putting Jesus back in the schools and a ceramic pig bowl thing on its desk that's full of paper clips (that I'm now going to avenge myself upon by making crosses).

Go with God, Esteban.

I read a bit of this and then...it kinda went away

Ceridwen wrote: "Go with God, Esteban."

God is with everyone. Except Esteban.

I see you, Esteban. Everywhere you go. Everything you say. I'm watching you.

Kinky! Watch this-----

When I finally destroy you, I'll remember to cut that off and stuff it in your mouth first.

Not even close! Your North Korean belief in omnipotence has failed you -- I was twisting the head offa a squirrel.

Whose wifi have you hijacked?

I'm at a 24hr coffee shop! I had a very fine cookie and passable tea. This place could become a regular stop.