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On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft
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Let's be honest: Stephen King is not one of the greatest writers of all time. He will never win a Pulitzer or a Nobel (he might win a Newberry though, if he ever decides to tap into the Kids/Young Adult market), and on the few times his books are featured in the New York Times Book Review, the reviewer will treat the book with a sort of haughty disdain, knowing their time could be better spent trashing Joyce Carol Oates.
None of this should suggest, however, that King is not qualified to write a book about how to write. Sure, he churns out pulpy horror stories that are proudly displayed in airport bookstores, but the man knows how to write a good story, and he's probably one of the most well-known, non-dead American authors in the world. So he must be doing something right.
I'm not the biggest fan of King's books, but I really enjoyed On Writing. He talks about writing frankly and practically, mixing tried-and-true pieces of advice (fear the adverb, never write "replied/remarked/muttered/yelled etc" when you can write "said", and don't be afraid to kill off your favorite character) with anecdotes about how some of his books came about. I especially liked the story behind Carrie: King was working as a janitor at a high school, and one night he was cleaning the girls' locker room. He asked the other janitor what that little metal dispenser box on the wall was, and the other man replied that it was for "pussy pluggers." At the same time, King had been reading about how psychic abilities often manifest in girls just beginning to go through puberty. He combined the two ideas and wrote out a couple pages that would turn into the opening of Carrie. (if you haven't read it you should.) Many thanks to King's wife, who rescued the pages from the wastebasket after King first decided that the idea was stupid and threw them away.
So, in conclusion: even if you aren't a fan of Stephen King's work, he has some very good advice about writing and storytelling, plus some good stories of his own. Sure, you can call him a sellout. But I like him.
Also, he once said in an interview that Stephenie Meyer "can't write worth a darn." You stay classy, Mr. King.
None of this should suggest, however, that King is not qualified to write a book about how to write. Sure, he churns out pulpy horror stories that are proudly displayed in airport bookstores, but the man knows how to write a good story, and he's probably one of the most well-known, non-dead American authors in the world. So he must be doing something right.
I'm not the biggest fan of King's books, but I really enjoyed On Writing. He talks about writing frankly and practically, mixing tried-and-true pieces of advice (fear the adverb, never write "replied/remarked/muttered/yelled etc" when you can write "said", and don't be afraid to kill off your favorite character) with anecdotes about how some of his books came about. I especially liked the story behind Carrie: King was working as a janitor at a high school, and one night he was cleaning the girls' locker room. He asked the other janitor what that little metal dispenser box on the wall was, and the other man replied that it was for "pussy pluggers." At the same time, King had been reading about how psychic abilities often manifest in girls just beginning to go through puberty. He combined the two ideas and wrote out a couple pages that would turn into the opening of Carrie. (if you haven't read it you should.) Many thanks to King's wife, who rescued the pages from the wastebasket after King first decided that the idea was stupid and threw them away.
So, in conclusion: even if you aren't a fan of Stephen King's work, he has some very good advice about writing and storytelling, plus some good stories of his own. Sure, you can call him a sellout. But I like him.
Also, he once said in an interview that Stephenie Meyer "can't write worth a darn." You stay classy, Mr. King.
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Reading Progress
Started Reading
January 1, 2006
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Finished Reading
November 28, 2009
– Shelved
December 16, 2015
– Shelved as:
memoir
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Perfect analogy, and very astute review. Whether King is a "great" writer or not, he most definitely has a talent for finding the vein when it comes to the lowest common denominators of fear. Sometimes, he does this really well ("Carrie") and other times, not so much ("Pet Sematary," etc. etc. etc.).

Sure, pulpy horror... but then shit that gets turned into classic American cinema (as in Shawshank)?
He's doing something right, whatever it is.




Fair enough.








I can think of two possible explanations for why you're able to dismiss an entire genre of literature as "shit." The first is that you've read each of the millions of YA books that make up the genre and are therefore able to give an informed opinion. The second explanation is that you're a judgemental douche who thinks that because a book is marketed specifically at teenagers, it is automatically not good.
Go sit in the corner with the 18th century dudes who dismissed the novel as "women's books" and be quiet.



I don't like horror but I'll read his other stuff anytime.






It was never my intention to imply that Stephen King is not a good writer, or that he shouldn't be publishing a writing guide. In fact, I was saying the opposite. So put away the torches and pitchforks and go bother someone else.
Also..."King is a fiction writer, not a horror writer"...what? Horror is a subgenre of fiction, so one can be both. Yes, King has written nonfiction, as well as some non-horror fiction works, but if you stopped anyone on the street and asked what kind of books Stephen King writes, they'd say "horror" so I don't know what you're trying to prove. I might be a pretentious little girl, but you're a condescending dick (who is a year younger than me, so kindly fuck off).


In conclusion: you write your reviews the way you want, I'll write mine the way I want, and let's agree to never speak again.

On second thought, though: I'm sorry I called you a pretentious little girl. It was uncalled for and frankly I'm ashamed of how misogynistic it made me sound. Your gender has absolutely nothing to do with how pretentious and pedantic you are.
Love what you love!
(You totally did mean pulpy as a bad thing, but I'm glad you changed your mind)

On the other hand, this review has gotten three more votes since you left your first comment, so thanks! Keep the thinly-veiled insults and superiority coming!



I think it's his classiness that keeps me coming back for more. You know, like when he publishes 1,000+ page books after he "retires".