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A Short History of Nearly Everything
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What I learned from this book (in no particular order)
1. Phosphor was accidentally discovered when a scientist tried to turn human urine into gold. The similarity in color seemed to have been a factor in his conviction that this was possible. Like, duh. I’m no scientist, but shouldn’t it be obvious enough?
2. “In the early 1800s there arose in England a fashion for inhaling nitrous oxide, or laughing gas, after it was discovered that its use � was attended by a highly pleasurable thrilling�. For the next half- century it would be the drug of choice for young people.� How groovy is that?
3. If you are an average-sized adult, you contain within you enough potential energy to explode with the force of THIRTY very large hydrogen bombs. Assuming, that is, that you KNOW how to actually do this and REALLY want to make a point. Talk about a monstrous temper tantrum.
4. We are each so atomically numerous and so vigorously recycled at death that some of our atoms probably belonged to Shakespeare, Genghis Khan or any other historical figure. But no, you are NOT Elvis or Marilyn Monroe; it takes quite a while for their atoms to get recycled.
5. When you sit in a chair, you are not actually sitting there, but levitating above it at the height of a hundredth millions of a centimeter. Throw away those yoga mats, your ARE already levitating without knowing it.
6. The atomic particles that we now know as Quarks were almost named Partons, after you know who. The image of Ms. Parton with her, uh, cosmic mammaries bouncing around the atomic nuclei is VERY unsettling.Thankfully, that scientist guy changed his mind.
7. The indigestible parts of a giant squid, in particular their beaks, accumulate in sperm whales� stomachs into ambergris, which is used as a fixative in perfumes. The next time you spray on Chanel No. 5, you’re dowsing yourself in the distillate of unseen sea monsters. * Note to self: must throw away sea monster perfume collection*
8. The ‘maidenhair� in maidenhair moss does NOT refer to the hair on the maiden’s head.
BUT SERIOUSLY,
this is a fascinating, accessible book on the history of the natural sciences, covering topics as diverse as cosmology, quantum physics, paleontology, chemistry and other subjects that have bedeviled a science dolt like me through high school and beyond. Yes, it’s true, I failed BOTH chemistry and physics in high school. I can't judge how accurate Mr. Bryson represents the sciences in this book, but it surely beats being bogged down in A Brief History of Time and their ilk.
1. Phosphor was accidentally discovered when a scientist tried to turn human urine into gold. The similarity in color seemed to have been a factor in his conviction that this was possible. Like, duh. I’m no scientist, but shouldn’t it be obvious enough?
2. “In the early 1800s there arose in England a fashion for inhaling nitrous oxide, or laughing gas, after it was discovered that its use � was attended by a highly pleasurable thrilling�. For the next half- century it would be the drug of choice for young people.� How groovy is that?
3. If you are an average-sized adult, you contain within you enough potential energy to explode with the force of THIRTY very large hydrogen bombs. Assuming, that is, that you KNOW how to actually do this and REALLY want to make a point. Talk about a monstrous temper tantrum.
4. We are each so atomically numerous and so vigorously recycled at death that some of our atoms probably belonged to Shakespeare, Genghis Khan or any other historical figure. But no, you are NOT Elvis or Marilyn Monroe; it takes quite a while for their atoms to get recycled.
5. When you sit in a chair, you are not actually sitting there, but levitating above it at the height of a hundredth millions of a centimeter. Throw away those yoga mats, your ARE already levitating without knowing it.
6. The atomic particles that we now know as Quarks were almost named Partons, after you know who. The image of Ms. Parton with her, uh, cosmic mammaries bouncing around the atomic nuclei is VERY unsettling.Thankfully, that scientist guy changed his mind.
7. The indigestible parts of a giant squid, in particular their beaks, accumulate in sperm whales� stomachs into ambergris, which is used as a fixative in perfumes. The next time you spray on Chanel No. 5, you’re dowsing yourself in the distillate of unseen sea monsters. * Note to self: must throw away sea monster perfume collection*
8. The ‘maidenhair� in maidenhair moss does NOT refer to the hair on the maiden’s head.
BUT SERIOUSLY,
this is a fascinating, accessible book on the history of the natural sciences, covering topics as diverse as cosmology, quantum physics, paleontology, chemistry and other subjects that have bedeviled a science dolt like me through high school and beyond. Yes, it’s true, I failed BOTH chemistry and physics in high school. I can't judge how accurate Mr. Bryson represents the sciences in this book, but it surely beats being bogged down in A Brief History of Time and their ilk.
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Reading Progress
November 30, 2009
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December 4, 2009
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December 4, 2009
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December 5, 2009
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"I like the idea that the atoms that make up our bodies came from somewhere else; stardust, plants, animals, people."
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December 7, 2009
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"Bizarre trivia : Phosphor was accidentally discovered when a scientist tried to turn human urine into gold."
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December 9, 2009
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@Rauf : I thought so too, but no. They come from half-digested giant squid beaks.
What do you think of no. 3? Everyone is a potential Galactus.
Makasih udah divote ya. : )

no. 3:
That's what's commonly known as spontaneous human combustion right?"
No. It's something different. If you spontaneously combust, the energy that you release is only enough to destroy yourself. But in this kind of explosion, the energy released is equal to 30 hydrogen bombs. Turns out that those comic book stories have some basis in scientific theory.

Was such an explosion ever occured and did Bryson write about that in this book? Or is it more speculative?


Maybe it happened in 1902, somewhere in a lonely desert, and all the people who saw it happened already bit the dust come World War I...
It could happen.


Most who witnessed the exploding man were standing within the blast radius and got obliterated....
Ah well. In every mushroom cloud there's a silver lining; at least that's what Owl City said.
:)

Sounds like a pretty good plot for a comic book/sci-fi novel...

Or others think people who talk about it are crazy.
Oh there's a story in here somewhere...



Interesting. I don't watch Heroes, though.



Hmm, now I wonder if Bryson had a Dolly fixation. Do share your findings on the Dolly question, Manny.


Interesting. Thanks for sharing your findings, Manny. I guess Bryson just had to use that anecdote's comic potential, even if he had to fudge the chronology a bit. Ever since reading this book, everytime I hear quarks being mentioned, I always have this mental image of Ms. Parton with her, uh, cosmic mammaries, bouncing around the atomic nuclei. :D


Well seeing how big they are, it's kind of like a "Buy two get one free" special offer... so I think it's still valid.
Morning Sandy! Happy New Year :-)
ETA: You too Manny, sorry I forgot to wish you a Happy New Year!
Morning Sandy! Happy New Year :-)
ETA: You too Manny, sorry I forgot to wish you a Happy New Year!

I just think this is one of those sad cases where the joke absolutely ought to work, but fate has unkindly decreed that it won't. In an ideal universe, quarks would have been discovered ten years later and you'd need two of them to make a hadron. That would have been truly perfect.

Our generation Total Recall chicks would be Sharon Stone and Rachel Ticotin. Those two I remembered right away. Newer 2012 Total Recall chicks would be Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel. I had to look the newer movie version up.



Glad you enjoyed it, Ian. The extra asset that Manny was talking about is not welcomed by most women, I think. Who needs an extra one, unless, I dunno, you're having triplets?

Morning Sandy! Happy New Year :-)
ETA: You too Manny, sorry I forgot to wish ..."
Hahaha. I heard that she got them reduced a few years ago because of back aches or some other postural problem.
Happy (belated) new year to you all! In this part of the world, we'll soon have another new year in February (the Chinese one). And later in the year, the Hindu and the Muslim ones. That's four new year holidays in a year.

My SO says when he sits in a chair he merely does so to stop it flying off into space. ;-)


:D