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Tiger's Quest (The Tiger Saga, #2)
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How about no stars? Is that a legitimate option. This one is pretty much horrible. I didn't really expect much for it. I'm doing it for my yearly I force myself to read an awful series just to see how much I can test my sanity challenge. That and I like to dissect these horrible books so that I have an idea what I'm getting into. To see full review click on one of the following links:
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Reading Progress
February 15, 2014
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Started Reading
February 15, 2014
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February 15, 2014
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0.42%
"Just call it lemonade, Kelsey. Cold lemon water, just makes you sound stupid. Oh wait...."
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2
February 15, 2014
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1.04%
"This is the sort of shit that annoys me about this book and other YA books. Guys randomly buying you things-life altering things- and expect you to just accept them. Yes, a house is nice. But...you know what, the Bella-ites will probably have no problem with this."
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5
February 15, 2014
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1.46%
"And a Porsche. Fucking kidding me. I hate books like this. This is what gives YA and its readers a bad name."
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7
February 15, 2014
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4.18%
"And now she's going to learn some bad ass martial arts skills. I wrote shit like this when I was sixteen, it never saw the light of day (I knew it was shitty) and I never even tried to send it off. But this woman gets a publishing contract...."
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20
February 15, 2014
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5.01%
"Well, someone has decided to become a weebo between the last book and this one. Dear freaking lord. If I actually drank, I think my liver would've exploded already."
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24
February 15, 2014
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5.64%
"Puke. Puke. Puke. This book seriously makes me sick. If someone naive actually believed that this was how the real world was well....I have no idea how I'm going to finish it let alone get to the halfway mark today."
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27
February 15, 2014
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6.68%
"Dear Ms. Houck, I have no words just expect a very, very, nasty review about how shallow this book is."
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32
February 15, 2014
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7.31%
"I'm at the point where I want to start skimming because there's no way I'm going to get to the halfway mark otherwise. I swear this is painful."
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35
February 15, 2014
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7.31%
"That was lame, Kelsey, really lame. You know, if you just didn't want to drink you could've said no thank you. No need to go all Barney the Dinosaur on their asses."
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35
February 15, 2014
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8.77%
"I will never look at stuffed animal versions of tigers the same way again. How many books are in this fucking series again?"
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42
February 15, 2014
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10.44%
"I'm downright annoyed now. It we would've cut half this crap (which isn't important) I probably would've been more than 9 freaking percent done with this shit fest."
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50
February 15, 2014
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11.27%
"And the whiney ass showed up. Great....I really fucking hate this series."
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54
February 15, 2014
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12.53%
"Freaking hair ribbons are the best present she's ever received. Not the car. Not the house. Not the college tuition. But freaking hair ribbons "
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60
February 15, 2014
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13.78%
"Ren, I'm sorry, but you blew it. Moving in the other part of the duplex like that. She dumped your ass. Freaking give her her space."
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66
February 15, 2014
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16.08%
"Wasn't there a line in Twilight about one of those idiots being heroin to the other. Well, this book has almost the same line except it involves Ritalin."
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77
February 15, 2014
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18.79%
"Man, this is lame. I really think Houck wrote this planning to ride Stephenie Meyer's coattails. It's sort of painful to be honest."
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90
February 15, 2014
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19.42%
"And of course he's musical too and wrote a song for her. Oh, I know some other dude who wrote his girlfriend a song. Well, a lullaby but close enough."
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93
February 15, 2014
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20.04%
"Stop calling him tiger. It's really cheesy for one thing and your name isn't Mary Jane for the other."
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96
February 15, 2014
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20.88%
"Stop with the quotes from romantic era poets. You probably don't even know what they mean."
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100
February 15, 2014
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25.26%
"I can't even give this book the good old self published excuse here. Houck had access to a professional editor here who should've called her out on the bull shit. In fact, I think the first book is better written and that's saying a lot."
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121
February 15, 2014
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25.68%
"Um, not all Indians who live in America still do arranged marriages. In fact, implying that is sort of offensive."
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123
February 15, 2014
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29.23%
"Um, it's the 21st century. If you guys want to do the nasty go ahead. No one except you cares that you're married."
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140
February 15, 2014
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29.23%
"Oh, I forgot this is supposed to be a "clean" romance. Well, people still sleep together and, you know, you could just tastefully fade to black and it would be more realistic than this."
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140
February 15, 2014
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29.44%
"A joke about having kittens. Wasn't there some line in Breaking Dawn about Bella having puppies? Seriously, de ja vu much?"
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141
February 15, 2014
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29.85%
"Note to self, review ancient Indian culture on sex before marriage for men. Somehow, I really don't think Ren would be effective as much by the purity myth."
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143
February 15, 2014
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32.36%
"Oh, yes, because changing into dark clothing will just make you inconspicuous."
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155
February 15, 2014
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35.07%
"Great. It's time to info dump so that we can fuck up more mythology. Perfect (not)."
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168
February 15, 2014
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39.25%
"Ugh, stop regurgitating stuff you found off of Wikipedia Houck. Just write about something you actually know."
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188
February 15, 2014
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48.02%
"And we're in Dora Explorer mode (your too stupid to understand this) mode again. Today, kids we learned the word brackish. Never mind the fact that there were obvious context clues..."
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230
February 16, 2014
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53.65%
"Let's start off the second half of the book how anyone and their momma can climb Mount Everest. Forget the fact it takes many of the best mountaineers years and years to do such a feat. If your name is Kelsey....well, you're special."
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257
February 16, 2014
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64.09%
"Well, it seems like someone had lots of practice writing parseltongue. God, why does everything about this book scream fan fic when it wasn't."
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307
February 16, 2014
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76.41%
"Stop copying and pasting full poems onto your manuscript. Your book is already twice as long as it should be."
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366
February 16, 2014
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83.72%
"Here's my stance on love triangles. I like them when they work. They don't work here. More to come on that in the review."
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401
February 16, 2014
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Finished Reading
