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Wilderness Tips
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bookshelves: blame-jordan-if-you-like, too-sexy-for-maiden-aunts, well-i-think-its-funny, strongly-recommended, story-review
Apr 11, 2010
bookshelves: blame-jordan-if-you-like, too-sexy-for-maiden-aunts, well-i-think-its-funny, strongly-recommended, story-review
His wife has left Wilderness Tips lying on the coffee table, and he picks it up. Over the last twenty years, several women have told him to read it. He doesn't like to be pushed into things.
Now, though, his curiosity has got the better of him. The first few pages do make him a little uneasy. The scene where the boys are spying on the waitresses' beach party through their binoculars. He also feels like a voyeur. But that soon disappears. He isn't overhearing her private conversations: Margaret is talking directly to him. After a while, he identifies the tune that's started playing in his head. He goes over to the CD shelf, and looks around until he finds the Roches. He skips forward to "The Married Men".
"Did you learn anything useful?" she asks.
He doesn't quite know what to make of her inflection. What was that French expression she likes?
"Mi-figue, mi-raisin," she says. Damn! She's reading his mind again. He wonders what else she discovered there.
"It's okay, honey," she adds softly, as she comes over and sits next to him. "I'm so glad you finally read it," and for some reason he finds that he has tears in his eyes, and she does too.
Now, though, his curiosity has got the better of him. The first few pages do make him a little uneasy. The scene where the boys are spying on the waitresses' beach party through their binoculars. He also feels like a voyeur. But that soon disappears. He isn't overhearing her private conversations: Margaret is talking directly to him. After a while, he identifies the tune that's started playing in his head. He goes over to the CD shelf, and looks around until he finds the Roches. He skips forward to "The Married Men".
One in Louisiana, one who travels aroundHe can hear Margaret's ironic, teasing, sexy voice, as they lie in bed together and she tells him another story. "It's something that happened to a friend," she says, and he wonders if it actually happened to her, or if she made it up. He doesn't care. It's enough just to listen to her.
One of them mainly stays in heart-throb town
I am not their main concern, they are lonely too
I am just an arrow passing through
One of them's got a little boy, other one he's got twoHe's in the middle of "The Bog Man" when he realises that his wife's come in and is looking at him curiously. He has to suppress a guilty start.
one of them's wife is one week overdue
I know these girls they don't like me, but I am just like them
picking a crazy apple off a stem
"Did you learn anything useful?" she asks.
He doesn't quite know what to make of her inflection. What was that French expression she likes?
"Mi-figue, mi-raisin," she says. Damn! She's reading his mind again. He wonders what else she discovered there.
"It's okay, honey," she adds softly, as she comes over and sits next to him. "I'm so glad you finally read it," and for some reason he finds that he has tears in his eyes, and she does too.
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Reading Progress
April 11, 2010
– Shelved
April 11, 2010
– Shelved as:
blame-jordan-if-you-like
May 13, 2010
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Started Reading
May 13, 2010
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7.75%
"The lead story, "True Trash", is excellent so far! About halfway through."
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20
May 13, 2010
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22.48%
"Hairball definitely met expectations. Wow! Won't forget that one in a hurry."
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58
May 15, 2010
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87.21%
"The title story is a knockout. Need to take a break before reading the last one."
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225
May 15, 2010
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Finished Reading
May 16, 2010
– Shelved as:
too-sexy-for-maiden-aunts
May 16, 2010
– Shelved as:
well-i-think-its-funny
May 16, 2010
– Shelved as:
strongly-recommended
May 16, 2010
– Shelved as:
story-review
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May 13, 2010 05:11AM
I thought Hairball was very funny.
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Ceridwen, your sense of humour is even more robust than I thought it was. And that's saying something.


Girls are so much more sophisticated than boys! Just can't imagine our son reading anything like this...





I likes the Robber bride too, but her short stories are even better.


OK, I'm officially jealous. Definitely on my list of people I'd most like to meet! Lucky you.

//DEAD FROM ENVY ....wow. That's fantastic!

Also she's like the cutest little old lady in the entire world and was wearing a very sassy red scarf and I really wanted to grab it and run, but that would have been rude.

How did you do?
I got 64.
Per cent?
No marks.
Out of how many?
64.
I'm sorry I had to say, proud father etc. My other daughter also reads a lot (she's more into Cloud Atlas and the Twilight saga) but she's doing film studies at uni. I won't mention them again in a boastful way - mainly because Grace has told me not to...
sorry sorry, I won't do this again I know it's terribly boring for others to read...

And Alan, you may boast about your daughter as long as you don't do it too often :) I hope she gets into her course... sounds like she's made a good start! Is she also on GR?


I have to say my motives were purely selfish though because I wanted you to read Hairball. I am happy that you seemed to like the rest of the collection though! Curious to see what you think of the next one. Currently I am reading Dancing Girls, which is pretty kick ass.
I have Robber Bride next on my list, it arrived the other day from Amazon. After reading the back I can tell I'll probably like it.
You know how I feel about reading Alpha Females! ; )

Bluebeard's Egg should be here in a day or two...

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That was indeed very good! I must read some of his books soon. Keep meaning to but just haven't got there yet...

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That was indeed very good! I must read some of his books soon. Keep meaning to but just hav..."
Glad you liked it. I just added Sea of Poppies to my reading list.

In almost any other collection, Death By Landscape would have been the stand-out, but here I actually thought it was one of the weaker stories! You should definitely reread it.