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Lara by Bertrice Small
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EDIT: After slogging through the next 3 books in this series, I'm sad to report that LARA is the highlight of the Hetar cycle. But I'm leaving my initial reaction as-is to honor the sheer WTFLOLz of this experience. My rec: read this one as a stand-alone, count your blessings, & move on. >__>


***original review***

WTF did I just read, & why did I enjoy it? :D

Ah well. Who cares?! I liked this book, goddammit! And I'm not ashamed to say I'll be continuing with the saga.

Lara is campy fantasy at its finest. The magic is hamfisted with little or no explanation; the dialogue is frequently stilted; the cliches wave red flags & don't bother trying to hide behind prettily-described rocks. Characters recount their histories over & over & over & over until you're ready to scream. That's not to say Ms Small is a hack -- the descriptions of scenery & brief action sequences are well-written -- but the prose has an odd flavor. Fortunately the choppiness & (sometimes) cheesy conversations don't hinder the story itself, which moves a good clip.

Lara is most definitely a Sue -- there's nothing she can't do & nobody she can't enchant -- but she's one of those rare Likable Sues that you can't help but respect for surviving. Her acceptance of fate & circumstance doesn't make her stupid or unobservant. As for the "sex without love" that seems to bother some readers -- get over it. Bad shit happens to good people, & a heroine isn't evil because she sleeps with multiple characters & acknowledges having a traitorous body. FFS. Lara is larger than life, yes. But it's only the 21st-c crop of ho-hum-diddly romances that villainize women who admit to enjoying sex even without the hero's magical man-bits. Larger than life is not a dirty concept, guys.

Regardless of squeamish readers, it's clear that Bertrice Small published the story she intended to write. This is a book that says the author was enjoying herself -- the ridiculous plot rollicks along, hauling characters in its wake, while the goofy sex leaps off the page in vivid shades of purple. The rougher edges of the story aren't prettied up, & I respect that.

3.5 stars, rounded down for the clunky & frequent repetitions of backstory. It also needed better explanations for things like the talking horses & spirit staffs & shapeshifting -- I'm not asking for Tolkien, but a bit more background or process would have added much-needed depth to the magic.
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Reading Progress

July 17, 2014 – Shelved
July 17, 2014 – Shelved as: wants
August 2, 2014 – Shelved as: unread
November 30, 2014 – Shelved as: to-read
November 16, 2015 – Started Reading
November 16, 2015 – Shelved as: zzz-2015
November 16, 2015 –
page 39
6.41% "'But she was beautiful, her father said. Beautiful enough that the Master of the Merchants would pay ten thousand gold cubits for her, & then resell her for more. Lara had not a great deal of experience with life outside the Quarter, but she knew that if her value was that great then her future could be even greater.'"
November 16, 2015 –
page 51
8.39% ""There is no shame to my virginity, but my ignorance distresses me greatly, I fear. I have heard you & Da at night in your bed, but I know not what you do to elicit such sounds. I can only account for the squeaking of the bedsprings." ....I like Lara's no-nonsense approach to sex & slavery."
November 17, 2015 –
page 119
19.57% ""No one believes a girl this beautiful does not have faerie power. I know she does not, for if she did she would not be in the position she is now in, but convincing the others is impossible. Ignorance is a dangerous thing, Gaius.""
November 18, 2015 –
page 206
33.88% "'Lara looked at this man laboring atop her, & for a brief moment she felt sorry for him. His need for her seemed so genuine & so desperate. She didn't understand why.' ....*fail horn* So much for the Forest Lords & their mighty pleasure-giving cocks. >:P"
November 19, 2015 –
page 300
49.34% "Story update: Lara escapes the Forest Lords with her new bff, a giant named Og, & they hide with some goat herders until they're rescued by an immortal desert prince who shelters them in his castle so Og can tend the horses & Lara can learn about Hetarian history & faerie magic & have mind-blowing sex, sometimes with multiple partners. ...Because, y'know. Bertrice Small."
November 20, 2015 –
page 370
60.86% "The heads are rollin', yo: "Go home, my lord," she told him. "Be thankful that my lord Kaliq has stayed my hand. Never again will anyone use me for their own advantage. She bent, picking up Durga's head by its hair. She stared into his face briefly, saying as she handed it to Enda, "And take this with you.""
November 20, 2015 –
page 403
66.28% "Look...talking horses. Because why NOT talking horses? :P"
November 21, 2015 – Shelved as: mary-sue-puke-bucket
November 21, 2015 – Shelved as: reviewed
November 21, 2015 – Finished Reading
August 2, 2018 – Shelved as: read-fate-uncertain
January 9, 2019 – Shelved as: cover-me-green
January 12, 2019 – Shelved as: mixed-bag-o-mediocrity
January 12, 2019 – Shelved as: read-regifted
January 12, 2019 – Shelved as: trash-panda-lolz
December 15, 2019 – Shelved as: zzz-departed-fantasy

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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

Bertie's editorial free rein tends to pay off more often that it doesn't. :D


Sarah Mac Ha! Does she have a no-edit clause, by chance? :D


message 3: by [deleted user] (new)

After Skye, I think she totally did, rest her soul.

Oh wait, GOD ASSOIL HER SOUL. Seems like the only right phrase to use since her heroines used it so much. :D


Sarah Mac Hahahaha. That one wasn't in Lara...but Lara's world it would be "CELESTIAL ACTUARY BLESS HER SOUL." (Yeah, "Celestial Actuary.")


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

For realz?? :D


Sarah Mac YES. :D

Actual dialogue: "I sense the fine hand of the Celestial Actuary in this."

Lollerskates.


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

That sounds almost like Accountant dirty talk. :P


Sarah Mac Isn't it presh? ^__^


Rabbit {Paint me like one of your 19th century gothic heroines!} This review sums it up quite nicely, and I'm not done reading it. :)


Sarah Mac Have you reached the orgy scene? Lollerskates.


Rabbit {Paint me like one of your 19th century gothic heroines!} Not yet. I'm at the part where she loses her virginity to those forest lords. Lolz


Sarah Mac Aaah, then you have many pages to go. :D


message 13: by AgentScully (new)

AgentScully ahhh Lara and her endless density destiny - fab review!

"campy fantasy at its finest. The magic is hamfisted with little or no explanation; the dialogue is frequently stilted; the cliches wave red flags & don't bother trying to hide behind prettily-described rocks. Characters recount their histories over & over & over & over until you're ready to scream"

so it's like a Wagner opera?


Sarah Mac I don't watch operas, so I can't comment on that. :D But she does prattle on about her DENSITY. I mean, DESTINY. *sips milkshake*


message 15: by Tandie (new)

Tandie Thank you for this hilarious review. I would’ve hated this book, so thanks also for saving my time. 😊


message 16: by Tandie (new)

Tandie I’d like to follow your reviews, but your profile is private. I’m going to send a friend request - just so you sort of know who I am.


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