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Granted, but there is no traffic, only because there are no cars anymore.

I wish I had long hair

Granted, but you constantly get gum stuck in it.

I wish ice cream didn't make you fat.

Granted, but only Pralines and Cream

I wish the NFL lockout was over.

Granted, but all the athletes died.

I wish all of the Gallagher Girls books were out already.

Granted. But you're horribly disappointed with how they turned out.

I wish I had my own car.

Granted, but you have to drive your whole family around.

I wish the US would win the World Cup.

Granted, but its a old beat up one with only 2/4 doors remaining, and it doesn't even work.

I wish it was summer!

Granted! But for some crazy reason the temperature stays about 50 degrees all summer! No beach for you!

I wish I would stop falling asleep at work.

Granted! but- Hey! you shouldn't be falling asleep at work xDD!!!

LOL, Granted! but then you actually have to work O.O...


I wish my dog would stop chewing my shoes ¬¬....

Granted! But now your dog is chewing up your bed.

I wish I could talk to animals

Granted! But then you can't talk to people :/

I wish that someone else makes a wish :D (ran out of wishes ^^)

Granted! But now you have no more wishes

I wish I could breath under water

Granted! you are now a fish.

I wish I didn't had to sleep O.O

Granted! But now you are so sleepy that you accidentally fell into a garbage bin sleeping.

I wish that I could rule the world!!!

Granted! But now everyone hates you and wishes you dead.


I wish I knew all the secrets of the world!!! ;P

Granted, but knowing everything turns you crazy and you have to move into a mental institution for the rest of your life.

I wish someone would come clean my apartment for me.

Granted but now the person who cleaned your house will never leave and has a serious case of OCD.

I wish I had my own fashion line.

Granted, but no one likes your style.

I wish there would be no more earthquakes in California.

Granted! but now there's a huge flood.

I wish my neighbors were cooler

Granted, but they are too cool that they make you look strange
I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, But you blow all the money in a week

I wish I had a yacht

Granted, but its just a model about the size of an apple.
I wish I had a huge room!

Granted, but you have nothing to fill it with.

I wish a zombie apocalypse would actually happen.

Granted, but right before it happens you die.
I wish my friend liked books!

Kristy wrote: "Granted, but you have nothing to fill it with.

I wish a zombie apocalypse would actually happen."

By the way I don't know what that is, lol

A zombie apocalypse? When zombies actually become reality and turn everyone else into zombies! Have you not seen zombieland or shawn of the dead?

Granted, but now you hate them.

I wish there was a German restaurant in town.

Granted, but the food is horrible and the wait staff spits in the food.

I wish there was a bookstore on every block

Granted, but they each only have one book in stock, and all of them in your area have the books you already own.
I wish I wasn't being malled by my sister right now... lol

Granted, but now you're being malled by Gollum in Lord of the Rings

I wish I was taller.

Granted, but your 9 feet tall.
I wish I could think of more things to put for "I wish", because thinking of these things on the spot is hard.

Granted, but your questions become so embarrassing no one wants to answer them any more. lol.

I wish people didn't watch TV in the same room I'm trying to read.

LOL. Granted, but then they take your book with them to a different room.
I wish that tomorrow night will be fun :)

Granted, but the entire day leading up to it will be totally crappy.

I wish I didn't have freckles.

Granted, instead you have a face full of pimples.

I wish I didn't have to pack a suitcase full of clothes.

Granted, but only because those clothes no longer exist.
I wish tomorrow DAY wasn't going to be bad, as said by the genie... ;)

HAHA... good one.. Granted, but the day after that is the worst ever.

Granted, but you took too many sleeping pills and went into a coma ;)

I wish that I could do whatever I wanted

Granted, but you'll never get a job.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted! But instead, you're continuously doing something strenuous and don't get a break until the day is over.

I wish I had some cake.

Granted, but the cake is from 1960 and has maggots in it.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. But you can never land.

I wish I had a pet ferret.

Granted, but it escapes its cage, goes into your closet and nibbles holes in all of your clothes.

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

Granted, but it won't like you.

I wish my ipod hadn't died.

Granted, but now it's broken

I wish I could eat as much as I want and never get fat.

Granted, but you'll get sick

I wish I could eat some chocolate right now.

Granted, but it will taste really bad.

I wish I could run at the speed of light.

Granted, but you'll get overheated.

I wish I could have some chicken that tasted yummy. (I'm hungry if you can't tell. :) )

Granted, but it will give you food poisoning.

I wish I knew how to play piano.

granted ! but you never got to play in front of an audience to see your brilliance.

i wish i had a boyfriend