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Granted, but then it starts peeing all over everything.

I wish I could eat whatever I want and not gain a pound.

Granted, but now the more you eat the more weight you loose. (I think I'll stick with the chewing, lol)

I wish I would never get another migraine

Granted, but now you get headaches.

I wish I could go on a journey.

Granted, but you'll never have another home

I wish I could go to the bookstore

but then there's an avalanche outside the store and you can't ever leave and you eventually die of starvation

i wish i could swim faster

Granted, but once you star swimming you can never stop

I wish I read a book in less then an hour

Granted, but then you read all the books in the world and then have nothing to read.

I wish I had more time to practice music.

granted but all you can play is mussic and nothing else

i wish for world peace

Granted but epidemic strikes and all die...so there's no point to it.

I wish I could outsmart a twisted genie

Granted, but you didn't really outsmart the genie, he/she ust let you THINK that you outsmarted them, when really, you got played. Yet again.

I wish my hair was straight.

granted, but then it would all fall out.

I wish my friend wasn't moving far away:(

Granted but now you are sick of them.

I Wish my cousin's stupid dog didn't bite my poor Samoyed doggie! :(

Granted, but now they are inseparable

I wish I had my own library

Granted, but it's a library full of nothing but boring textbooks

I wish I could go to Italy.

Granted, but you spend the whole time locked in a closet at your hotel.

I wish I had tickets for the new showing of Hairspray n Broadway.

i dont get it.

Amanda - You "grant" the wish of the person before you, but with a "twist". Then make a wish of your own.

@Amanda you ask for something you really want.

the next person grants your wish, but something is wrong with it.
then they ask for something they want
so if u say
I wish I had pancakes
the next person would say something like
Granted, but they have bugs in them.
i wish i had a car and so on

You get the tickets, but your taxi driver gets lost and you miss the show.

I wish my kids didn't like video games so much.

Granted, but now they spend all of their time following you and asking for random things

I wish to fall in love in Paris

got it ty

Granted, but then you recieve food poisoning from the french toast

i wish i was rich and happy.

lol, Granted but then you lose most of it playing poker

i wish i had a fully stocked closet

Granted, but then the moths come in and u have holes in everything

I wish i knew the answer to every question

Granted, but then everyone would call you "know it all" and not want to be your friend anymore.

I wish I could get A's in my classes without having to study.

Granted but now you have to study to do everything else.

I wish I could Dye my hair Black

Granted, but then you jump into a pool and it turns white.

I wish i could eat a thanksgiving dinner right now.

Granted but then you don't get it later.

I wish there was no such thing as Mosquitoes!

Granted, but then an even worse monster is created that eats people whole.

I wish I had an infinite amount of money.

Granted. but it immediately disappears. Don't ask why it just does O.O

I wish Borders Hadn't Closed!!!! D:

Granted, But they decide to sell hardware instead of books.

I wish my house would clean itself.

Granted, but the house notices how messy it was and doesn't like it so it kicks you out and locks you out of your own house so you won't get it dirty again.

I wish that I had all the books that are in my to-read section. :)

Granted. But you will never be able to read them O.O......for some unknown reason.


I wish my dog wasn't allergic to Fleas!! O.o

Granted, but your dog is bald!

I wish I had all the books that I wanted!

Granted. But all the pages are illegible.

I wish that the next person who grants me anything gets sick

Granted, but then you got sicker in return.

I wish that I had all the time in the world.

Granted, but then you died of boredom.

I wish I could do and have anything I wanted.

Granted, but everyone disappeared and that is why you can do whatever you want.

I wish I never had to work.

Granted but you become poor and don't have a house.

I wish my hair would be perfect ALL the time

Granted, but your skin becomes wrinkled, dry, and rough.

I wish I could sleep all day

Granted, but your neighbor decides to have a party the whole day.

I wish to have all the books I'd like for free.

Granted, but you accidentally spill hot chocolate all over it.

I wish I find true love.

Granted but they die young!

I wish that my computer never gets a virus!

Cassidy wrote: "Granted but they die young!

I wish that my computer never gets a virus!"

Then they die beautiful.

Granted, but you get adware!

I wish I could be better at soccer.

Granted, but you become so good everytime you kick the ball it pops.

I wish I could already watch the Hunger Games movie.

Granted, but you wont remember it.

I wish I could draw better.

Granted but you everything else you do will be horrible.

I wish i could have another dog

Granted but your other dog dies.

I wish I didn't have to have sketchy internet at camp

Granted but the internet goes out!

I wish i had all the rootbeer i wanted! (xD)

Granted but now you Hate Rootbeer

I wish I could read the books I wanted to read right away!