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“Rule #17: To rescue a princess from magical imprisonment, a handsome prince must first slay the dragon. If one is not available, a large iguana will do in a pinch.��
—Definitive Fairy-Tale Survival Guide, Volume 1”
― Betsy Schow, Spelled

“Though I realize that you are both a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the time to shower myself with praise,�� Jace said slowly, “honesty compels me to tell you: Yes. Yes, I do think I am hilarious. ‘There goes Jace Herondale,�� people say. ‘Cutting wit, and also totally cut. It’s a burden Simon could never understand.”
― Cassandra Clare, Born to Endless Night

“You should beware of priests, my son. And people who don’t drink vodka. Worst of all are priests who don’t drink vodka.”
― Jonas Jonasson, The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared

“One of the tragedies of real life is that there is no background music.”
― Annie Proulx, The Shipping News