

“Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I鈥檓 out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.”
― The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
― The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

“I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won鈥檛 moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha鈥攚ith my clone.”
― Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life
― Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

“What about a compromise? I鈥檒l kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I鈥檒l apologize.”
― The Lost Hero
― The Lost Hero

“You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I鈥檒l also be late.”
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
― At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
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