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“He was in awe of the thirst that people had for someone to tell them that everything was going to be all right. He marveled at the gullibility and vulnerability of his fellow humans. No wonder the churches called them sheep. They were woolly-headed pack animals being herded around for the benefit of whoever knew how to control the dogs.”
― Craig Ferguson, Between the Bridge and the River

“Now that I had assigned myself an act without jokes, I gave myself a rule. Never let them know I was bombing”
― Steve Martin, Born Standing Up: A Comic's Life

“Basically we all need to be anarchists already, there I said it.”
― Ben Passmore, Your Black Friend and Other Strangers

“For the Langs, Madonna was totally and completely out of the question. But when Gretchen's dad was at work and her mom was taking one of her nine billion classes (Jazzercise, power walking, book club, wine club, sewing circle, women's prayer circle), Gretchen and Abby would dress up like the Material Girl and sing into the mirror. Gretchen's mom had a jewelry box devoted entirely to crosses, so it was basically like she was inviting them to do it.”
― Grady Hendrix, My Best Friend's Exorcism