

“Sophie flung a pillow at his head.
Or, she tried to.
Throwing with her left arm was much harder than she expect, and...
She ended up nailing Magnate Leto in the face.
Keefe doubled over, clutching his sides and gasping between choking laughs: “THAT...WAS...THE...GREATEST...THING...IVE...EVER...SEEN!”
― Flashback
Or, she tried to.
Throwing with her left arm was much harder than she expect, and...
She ended up nailing Magnate Leto in the face.
Keefe doubled over, clutching his sides and gasping between choking laughs: “THAT...WAS...THE...GREATEST...THING...IVE...EVER...SEEN!”
― Flashback

“For some reason Lady Sybil, keen of eye in every other respect, persisted in thinking of Corporal Nobbs as a cheeky, lovable rascal. It had always puzzled Sam Vimes. It must be the attraction of opposites. The Ramkins were more highly bred than a hilltop bakery, whereas Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving.”
― Men at Arms
― Men at Arms

“Vetinari,â€� said Mr. Potts of the Bakersâ€� Guild. “He does have all street-theater players and mime artists thrown into the scorpion pit,â€� said Mr. Boggis of the Thievesâ€� Guild. “True. But let’s not forget that he has his bad points too. The man is capricious.”
― Feet of Clay
― Feet of Clay
“The idiot actually leaned in. “I said, do you know who the fuck I am?â€� Henry peered at him and actually looked concerned. “Do you not know who you are?”
― Land of Wolves
― Land of Wolves

“Because the fact was that, despite all the evidence to the contrary, murder was not a commonplace occurrence in Ankh-Morpork. There were, it was true, assassinations. And as aforesaid there were many ways one could inadvertently commit suicide. And there were occasional domestic fracas on a Saturday night as people sought a cheaper alternative to divorce. There were all these things, but at least they had a reason, however unreasonable.”
― Men at Arms
― Men at Arms

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