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“What was her name? Bambi? Summer? Fantasia? I have it on good authority that sand is not genitalia-friendly. So hopefully you didn鈥檛 drag your elephant trunk through the sand before slipping it into her delicate clamshell.”
― Jewel E. Ann, One

“Penises!

Sweet Jesus.

Penises everywhere.

Horror slams into me as I register what I'm seeing. Oh God. I've stumbled onto a penis convention. Big penises and small penises and fat penises and penis-shaped penises. It doesn't matter which direction I move my head because everywhere I look I see penises.”
― Elle Kennedy, The Deal

“This is the moment. This is the very moment that I get to lay my eyes upon his closet. It鈥檚 such an intimate moment. It鈥檚 like getting to look into his very heart and soul.”
― Alice Winters, How to Lure a Hunter

“Him: Confession: I deleted all the 1 Direction from your iPod when u were in the can.
You鈥檙e welcome.
Me: WHAT?? I鈥檓 going to kiss u!
Him: With tongue?
It takes me a second to realize what happened, at which point I鈥檓 completely mortified.
Me: Kill u! I meant KILL. u. Damn autocorrect.
Him: Surrrrrre. Let鈥檚 blame it on autocorrect.
Me: Shut it.
Him: I think someone wants to kiss me鈥�”
― Elle Kennedy, The Deal