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Natalya
is 19% done
BORINGGG just 4 middle aged men moaning and complaining
— 7 hours, 46 min ago
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I live in your walls (real) (go check)
is 55% done
This would be a very functional bachelorette trip competitively�.
Only two dead bodies thus far! 👍🏻
— 8 hours, 42 min ago
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Only two dead bodies thus far! 👍🏻

Kel Diener
is on page 183 of 418
I'm going to finish this because I love the movie so much that I'm hoping the book will improve, but I literally can't stand any of these characters. They're all complete dillweeds.
— 10 hours, 38 min ago
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I live in your walls (real) (go check)
is 10% done
I just knooooow “Nervous Luke and the two fat men� would make an absolute banger of a Mumford and Sons cover band.
The millennials at the beer garden and food truck spot are gunna L O V E THEM
— 12 hours, 13 min ago
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The millennials at the beer garden and food truck spot are gunna L O V E THEM

ashleyees
is on page 42 of 432
i like how it skips all the boring parts from the movie. idk if we’ll get the backstory as of why they’re on the trip like we do in the movie, but i like how i’m only 40 pages in and they’ve already seen the “monster� that’s causing this. i was expecting a picture of it when i turned the page after they found it, but that would’ve been too scary�
— Apr 12, 2025 11:25PM
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