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Can someone please explain: "Well, for one thing he had the most peculiar name: Vobster! I believe he came into the world hosed and shod, as the saying is, but his father was a shocking mushroom, and as for his grandfather I’m sure no one ever knew who he was! The on-dit was that he owned a two-to-one shop –at least, so my brother George was used to say! –but I daresay that was nothing but a Banbury story."